You know, why I love about you guys? It's that you guys gave me most random and crackish couples I have witness in my life. That's why I love you guys!
So this chapter is suggested by Dove777, guest and TheOnyxSnake
So Tokyo Ghoul Characters, Amon and Kaneki are dating? How do you react?
Akira: ….
Touka: ….
Seido/Ayato: *Clapping*
Eto/Houji: Why are you guys clapping?
Seido: Amon didn't end up with devil usurper Akira. I'm happy for that.
Houji: So, you're happy Amon ended up with another guy, who wasn't you?
Seido: ….
Seido: Don't remind me of that. Please. Never again. At least, I have my pineapples with me.
Eto: What about you, Ayato? Are you the same, as pineapple guy?
Ayato: What? F%CK NO! If I ever had a relationship, it will be a person who has a "huge ass kagune".
Yamori: Preach it!
Eto: So, why are you clapping for?
Ayato: Is obvious right? Is not like I'm protecting baka aneki! It's just that lame guy has "bad vibes".
Eto/Touka: Yeah, right.
Hide: *Clapping Guiltily*
Juuzou: Why are clapping, sunshine guy? If you want to clap, then clap freely! Like a maniac you are!
Juuzou: AHAHAHAAHAHA *Stars to clap*
Hanbee: Captain!
Hide: W-well, I mean I'm happy Kaneki got a "bara" guy for him.
Kaneki: Again with the "bara" type of guy.
Hide: But, in the other hand I'm happy that Kaneki isn't single anymore. Since, I can have an opportunity with the cute Touka chan. But just for thinking about that, makes me think I'm a bad person for thinking that.
Juuzou: ….
Juuzou: This guy, needs the "cats" in his life!
Hide: Cats?
Hanbee *whispers*: Look here, Juuzou is here referring to the "pussy". But we and the other members agreed we tell them, that young guys these days says "cats" instead of the "pussy". Since the "pussy" word, is no popular anymore.
Hide: Why, did you did that?
Hanbee: Hide. Please. Juuzou, my captain he is an innocent poor angel.
Hide: Umm
Hide glances back to Juuzou. Juuzou is now cutting a ghoul with an axe, while laughing manically.
Hide: Y-yeah, right.
Mado: ….
Mado: Karma is really a bad person.
Shinohara: For this?
Mado: Yes, I least I know that all the bad things I did, this is the result now.
Arima: You did nothing wrong. You just killed every single ghoul around. Is normal. You killing ghouls, it has nothing to do with this date announcement.
Amon: Yeah, Mado san. Just like investigator Arima said. Even if you do your own justice, me having "eyed patch Kun" as my lover. It has nothing to do with your killing.
Mado: It's not about that, is that, why the eyed patch Kun? Why does this guy have in special?
Amon: We share a lot in common.
Nishiki: Am I the only one who hears, "is the best of both worlds" by knowing about this announcement?
Koma: Don't worry I'm hearing it too.
Irimi: Me too.
Mado: So only because, you have a thing in common. He is the perfect deal, huh?
Amon: No, he isn't perfect. Everybody commits mistakes. Just like the other day, I told him I wanted orange juice and instead he bring me grape juice. It was a mistake, but it was kind of cute.
Seido: I'm cuter!
Amon: Everybody is cute in their own unique way.
Akira: …
Akira: You're too dense Amon!
Amon: Why?
Akira: Forget about it!
Porpora: When I said to you "you will find yourself within him" I didn't mean it the way.
Kaneki: I know that, but he is a good person. He was the second person who didn't called me ugly, when I was crying. And the person who knows how I felt back then.
Amon: So, father. Can you do the honors?
Porpora: ….
Touka: …
Tsukiyama: …
All: ….
Porpora: For what?
Amon: So I and Kaneki can get –
Akira/Touka: No, I don't want to hear it!
Amon: Officially be a couple.
Kaneki: Hehe, I bet everybody thought that me and Amon were getting married.
Touka: Don't be a deep sh$t!
Akira: D-don't talk nonsense!
Kaneki: Though, he gave me a ring in form of a donut. That was pretty cute.
Arima: What about the books I gave you? And your name?
Kaneki: Arima, please stop playing the "justice" guy. You aren't. The only one in my eyes is "Amon Kotarou".
Furuta: Burn.
Arima: Shut up!
Saiko: I never knew that mama, had a "bara" kink. And oh yeah, I was calling it.
Amon: "Bara", what does that mean?
Saiko: Oh well, I will gladly tell you, for some exchange of information.
Amon: Mm, interesting. But it doesn't involve any illegal stuff right?
Saiko: It does not.
Amon: Okay.
Saiko: First, since you and mama had a thing now. Why don't you take some photos of you together?
Amon: That's it?
Saiko: That's it.
Amon: And here I was wondering, that you weren't a "justice" kind of person. And I deeply sorry, that I misunderstand you.
Saiko: No problem.
Amon: Okay, here.
Saiko: Thanks and here, by the way don't read the information here. It is really classified information.
Amon: I will take precautions, thanks young lady. I always knew, since the day I save you, that you were a good person.
Saiko *blushes*: Thanks.
Mutsuki: …
Mutsuki: What are you planning to do with those pictures, Saiko chan?
Shirazu: I bet is something really weird.
Kukie: Agreed.
Saiko: What are you guys saying? I'm a good girl. I mean is not like I will take this pictures and edit them and sell them online. No, never thought about that!
Shirazu: …
Shirazu: This earns money?
Saiko: It does, and more for the woman who are into "bara" and "shota" guys.
Mutsuki: Don't, Saiko chan!
Kukie: Yes!
Shirazu: Can I be your collaborator? I know, some great "smut" stuff.
Saiko: You know?
Shirazu: Yes, for the sake of earning more money for my sister!
Saiko: Okay, you're in! We're going to be rich!
Furuta: ….
Uta: ….
Furuta/Uta: *wiggle eyebrows*
Uta: Blue girl, let me help you.
Furuta: Oh, let me take part of this too. Saiko Chan!
Thanks for reading. I love you guys and till next time.
AleCastro (*o*)7
