'The next match is U13 Vegeta vs U6 Syd,' the announcer
declares.
Vegeta's version who is a universal emperor in his timeline
is waiting on the arena, arms crossed, cape waving.
'VEGETA!' Nappa, in U13 balcony, calls out. 'What does
the scouter...'
'NOT NOW NAPPA!' U13 Vegeta interrupts him, momentarily
turning to him. Next, he goes back to his thoughts:
'I wonder who my opponent will be. Well, considering this
is the first round and I'm one of the main characters, logically,
for plot reasons, I'll be paired up against a generic character
whom I can beat easily.'
Syd, a fairly beautiful woman with black hair tied in a
ponytail, gets on the arena. 'MHAHAHA,' she points a
finger at the emperor. 'Now you will face my special power.'
'Let me guess,' Vegeta sighs. 'You will turn me into a
woman and, at the same time, yourself into a man.'
'WHAT?' Syd cries. 'How did you know that?'
'I just guessed that, if I was a generic, female character,
created merely for fanservice reasons, with an outfit
that barely covers my vagina, that would be the special
power I would have,' Vegeta explains.
'Shut up!' Syd cries and, at the next moment, uses her
special power.
'Hmm, this power kinda reminds me of Ginyu's body
swap,' Freeza comments, at U8 balcony. 'Except, in this
case, the warriors don't exchange bodies, they just exchange
genders.'
'Who's Ginyu?' Cold shrieks. 'I don't know anyone with
that name. Even if we discussed about him earlier, he
was too trivial for me to remember. And, definitely,
I'm not Ginyu!'
Freeza and Cold look at their father, baffled. 'Ookaay,'
they drawl, unable to understand his panic.
In the meantime, the female verson of U13 Vegeta
speaks in his feminine voice, without seeming to have
lost his cool: 'And, if our power levels remain the same,
how exactly is this special ability supposed to help you
win?'
The male version of Syd sweatdrops. 'Err... when you
put it that way, it's funny!' Then, he laughs awkwardly.
In U18 balcony, Trunks, who has just come out of the
restroom and does not know about the gender exchange
ability, notices the female Vegeta. 'Wow, what a babe,'
he comments, shoves his hand in his pocket and starts
rubbing his genitalia.
'Umm, Trunks,' Goten tries, hesitantly. 'I don't know
how to break this to you, but...'
Syd keeps laughing.
'Do you know what is even funnier?' U13 Vegeta asks.
'What?' Syd asks.
'This!' U13 Vegeta snaps and kills him with a blast,
regaining his male body the next moment.
'Wait a minute, did I just jack off to a female version
of my father?' U18 Trunks asks, horrified.
'Pretty much,' U18 Goten nods.
Trunks falls on his knees, closes his eyes, raises them
to the sky, clenches his fists and, in an unnecessary
anime drama scene, yells: 'NOOOOOOO...'
In the next match, U3 King Piccolo and U2 Beelzebub
are arguing over who's the most evil demon...
'I massacred thousands of innocents,' King Piccolo
says.
'I made a facebook account which I used just to
pester female cosplayers,' Beelzebub replies, proudly.
'WHAT? You fiend!' King Piccolo cries.
