'The next match is U13 Vegeta vs U6 Syd,' the announcer

declares.

Vegeta's version who is a universal emperor in his timeline

is waiting on the arena, arms crossed, cape waving.

'VEGETA!' Nappa, in U13 balcony, calls out. 'What does

the scouter...'

'NOT NOW NAPPA!' U13 Vegeta interrupts him, momentarily

turning to him. Next, he goes back to his thoughts:

'I wonder who my opponent will be. Well, considering this

is the first round and I'm one of the main characters, logically,

for plot reasons, I'll be paired up against a generic character

whom I can beat easily.'

Syd, a fairly beautiful woman with black hair tied in a

ponytail, gets on the arena. 'MHAHAHA,' she points a

finger at the emperor. 'Now you will face my special power.'

'Let me guess,' Vegeta sighs. 'You will turn me into a

woman and, at the same time, yourself into a man.'

'WHAT?' Syd cries. 'How did you know that?'

'I just guessed that, if I was a generic, female character,

created merely for fanservice reasons, with an outfit

that barely covers my vagina, that would be the special

power I would have,' Vegeta explains.

'Shut up!' Syd cries and, at the next moment, uses her

special power.

'Hmm, this power kinda reminds me of Ginyu's body

swap,' Freeza comments, at U8 balcony. 'Except, in this

case, the warriors don't exchange bodies, they just exchange

genders.'

'Who's Ginyu?' Cold shrieks. 'I don't know anyone with

that name. Even if we discussed about him earlier, he

was too trivial for me to remember. And, definitely,

I'm not Ginyu!'

Freeza and Cold look at their father, baffled. 'Ookaay,'

they drawl, unable to understand his panic.

In the meantime, the female verson of U13 Vegeta

speaks in his feminine voice, without seeming to have

lost his cool: 'And, if our power levels remain the same,

how exactly is this special ability supposed to help you

win?'

The male version of Syd sweatdrops. 'Err... when you

put it that way, it's funny!' Then, he laughs awkwardly.

In U18 balcony, Trunks, who has just come out of the

restroom and does not know about the gender exchange

ability, notices the female Vegeta. 'Wow, what a babe,'

he comments, shoves his hand in his pocket and starts

rubbing his genitalia.

'Umm, Trunks,' Goten tries, hesitantly. 'I don't know

how to break this to you, but...'

Syd keeps laughing.

'Do you know what is even funnier?' U13 Vegeta asks.

'What?' Syd asks.

'This!' U13 Vegeta snaps and kills him with a blast,

regaining his male body the next moment.

'Wait a minute, did I just jack off to a female version

of my father?' U18 Trunks asks, horrified.

'Pretty much,' U18 Goten nods.

Trunks falls on his knees, closes his eyes, raises them

to the sky, clenches his fists and, in an unnecessary

anime drama scene, yells: 'NOOOOOOO...'


In the next match, U3 King Piccolo and U2 Beelzebub

are arguing over who's the most evil demon...

'I massacred thousands of innocents,' King Piccolo

says.

'I made a facebook account which I used just to

pester female cosplayers,' Beelzebub replies, proudly.

'WHAT? You fiend!' King Piccolo cries.