Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...Responses...

NyaNyaKittyFace: Yes, there is. You know the creator of MLTR went on to help write GF?

Guest: what?

imperialwar1234: thank you.

MysterD47: Oh, okay. I'll do that and Jungle gem two weeks from now. I saw it...I liked it...but I might need a few more details before I can make it a story.

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Once more Slenderman was at his typewriter...rewriting the fabric of reality...

DIPPER FUMED SILENTLY AS HIS BELOVED, QUIRKY SISTER REFUSED TO STOP HER SLUMBER PARTIES...

These words shifted and changed...the light was scared off...and the dark gained ground-

A BRUISED AND BATTERED DIPPER WAS ENRAGED WHEN HIS BRAT OF A SISTER REFUSED HIS ONE REQUEST...

And as the words changed...so did the world...

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Dipper glared as Mable poked him with the fun stick. "WHAT THE BLOOD MABLE!" He screamed suddenly as he grabbed the fun stick and smacked her with it!

A startled Mable Fell over...and down the stairs?

CRASH!

OW!

CRASH!

WHY!?

CRASH!

SON OF A NUT!

CRASH!

Mable groaned as she hit the floor. "W-where...stairs...come from? We...just...in...room?"

CRACK!

GAH!

Screamed Mable as she Dipper broke the fun stick over her head He forcibly lifts her up and punches her in the face.

CRACK!

GETTING REAL SICK OF YOU LAUGHING AT MY PAIN MABLE!

POW!

MY LEG WAS ALMOST RIPPED OFF BY A WOLF!

WHACK!

A WOODPECKER TRIED TO BITE OFF MY TONGUE!

SMACK!

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TRASHED OUR ROOM AND MY STUFF!

POW!

MOST SIBLINGS WOULD BE CONCERNED FOR THE OTHERS WELL BEING!

Dipper forcibly puts the pieces of the fun stick into Mables bloody mouth and forcibly yanks said mouth upright. "Remind me how long We slaved over that mini-golf course in our room! Remind me!" He screams at her.

Mable whimpers. "A-all night until... 2: 99 AM-ish?-

BANG!

GAH!

Screamed Mable as Dipper shot her in the kneecap. "2: 59 AM! Dose anything we do matter to you!?" Screams Dipper.

"Wait, where'd you get that gun-

BANG !

GAH!

Screamed Mable as the other kneecap was shot. Dipper then proceeds to pistol whip her over and over.

CRACK!

"Don't make a fool of me Mable!"

POW!

"Don't make a fool of me!"

WHACK!

"I want my respect!"

SMACK!

"Where's my respect!?"

POW!

"You gonna give me my respect!?"

CRACK!

Dipper throws Mable to the ground with disgust and seems to walk away. Mable groans as she tries to lift herself up. "Dipper...please...this is cray- OH MY BLOOD!"

Screams Mable right before Dipper lets loose with a flamethrower!

GAH!

OH SWEET PAUL BUNYAN, NO!

AIOSHIMA, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?

I COULDN'T BE IN MORE PAIN!

Finally the flames died down...Mable coughed out soot as she weeped. "Okay...no more Slumber parties..."

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Slenderman laughed at this scene. And turns to the reader. Isn't this great? Feels better don't it? Like when you lance a festering boil or carbuncle, and the pain flows away with the ozzing discharge!

May all our stories end so well...until next time!

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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