Darth Eri: The answer to jedigal125's question is 10. I have 10 different voices in my head.

Luke: Eri , I have gotten your items!

Darth Eri: Good , very good.

Darth Maul: (walks in) What is going on in here?!

Darth Eri: Your worst nightmare!

Darth Maul: Oh no!!! Pink exploding bunnies are taking over!!! Is Padme o.k.!

Luke: Since when did you care?

Darth Maul: Ever since I fell in love with her. (smiles dreamily)

Luke: Eww... gross.

Darth Eri: Well that's kinda odd... but Darth Maul that is not happening , this is! (loudly whistles)

Thousands of zombie llamas come ans begin eating Darth Maul.

Darth Eri: ATTACK!!!!! I do NOT own Star Wars or Harry Potter.


46.) Give him false reports all day.

Darth Eri walked the corridors of the Star Destroyer at two a.m. in the morning with two containers of whipped cream and a bag of feathers in her hands. She stole into Palpatine's room while he was still sleeping. She quickly tip-toed to Palpatine's closet and saw only one robe in his entire closet (which was big enough to hid a cow in) 'This is bigger than my closet!!!' Darth Eri thought. Eri pulled out Palpatine's robe , turned it inside out , and smothered some whipped cream all inside of the robe. Once she finished that she hung the robe back up and made sure it looked as if nobody touched it. She then pulled out a glue stick , which for some reason she always carried around in her pockets , she rubbed it all on Palpatine's hands , arms , and up to his knee , but would not even look any further (the horror that would be!!!). Eri got the feathers and stuck them to Palpatine. She closed her eyes and rubbed the glue stick on Palpatine's chest and dropped the feathers on him and ran. She did not want to see Palpatine's old , wrinkly chest... gross.

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Obi-Wan pulled out a shovel and started digging in the conference room , where the Sith and Death Eaters usually held meetings. There were some problems though, Darth Eri never told him her plan. She only told him to dig 'a hole big enough to hid a volcano in'. Did she really think the Star Destroyer was that big and how can he dig through metal? But as soon as he put the shovel in the floor , it actually brought up chunks of metal. So he dug for about an hour and looked at his hole , it was big enough to put at least ten elephants in. Somehow he never reached any of the other floors. 'What is with this ship?' he thought. Once he took a last glance , Obi-Wan decided to leave.

Later that day

Voldemort woke up around five in the morning , he quickly got dressed , and walked to another evil meeting in the confirence room. On his way there he practiced the killing curse on a random stormtrooper. Voldemort laughed and continued on his trip to the meeting , until he heard a girly scream. He figured it came from the conference room and quickly ran so he could make the problem worse. As he barged into the confirence room , Voldemort started to fall. He looked down and all he could see was a big lava pool.

"NOOOO-" And that was all that could be heard before a small splash.

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Palpatine woke up to find most of his body covered with feathers. He let out a girly scream then ran to his closet and pulled on his robe.

"Eww... what is this?!?!" Palpatine groaned. He looked at the inside of his robe and saw what looked like cream in his robe. Palpatine screamed for a stormtrooper to test the cream and see what it was. Once he did he decided to walk to his meeting , hopefully Darth Eri could help him. He walked until he got to the entrance way to the conference room and saw a large hole. On the other side of the hole was an insane looking Darth Eri , she had a coffee in one hand and her lego sword in the other. Around her was many stormtroopers , Count Dooku , and some Death Eaters all lying on the ground.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!" Palpatine screamed.

"Your nightmare." She answered as she took the last sip of her coffee. Then screamed "YOU ARE NO LONGER MY MASTER , PALPY!!!" Darth Eri threw the empty coffee cup at Palpy's head and jumped over the hole. Both Palpy and Darth Eri ignited their lightsabers and took swings at each other. Red and orange blades crashed each other for about five , maybe six minutes. Some of Palpy's feathers started falling off and he finally stared into Darth Eri's eyes and saw pure anger. Palpy had never seen her so angry before , but when she fought him , she did not use it.

"You are angry , my padawan. Why don't you fight with it?" Palpy asked. When Darth Eri heard the word 'padawan' come from his mouth , she paused for half a second but then blocked another one of Palpy's blows.

"I told you. You. Are. Not. My. Master. Anymore!" She screamed then preformed jung ma (a maneuver used by Jedi to perform a 360-degree spin in which power was gained for an imminent attack on the opponent) , and preformed her final blow.

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"Father , the ship's left wing was frozen!" Luke yelled although the left wing was perfectly fine.

"WHAT!!!!" Darth Vader yelled.

Luke looked at his new cell phone Darth Eri had given him and read a small text message. "Uh oh , Obi-Wan has taken over the back of the ship. He is going to rule it with a gaggle of geese!"

"What?!?! What the Force is a 'gaggle'?"

"A colony of geese."

"Oh Sith." And with that being said , Vader started running toward the back of the Star Destroyer. He ran until he felt a relief in the Force.

"Son , did you feel that?"

"Yeah , what do you think it was?"

"I don't know , but lets find out!"

Luke and Darth Vader ran until they caught up with Obi-Wan , Qui-Gon , Sirius Black , Remus Lupin , James Potter , and Yoda , who were standing outside the conference room door. Vader walked between Qui-Gon and Yoda to see Palpatine and Darth Eri. Palpatine was on his knees and Darth Eri was standing over him. She quickly brought her lightsaber across Palpatine's hands. Palpatine winced in pain and looked up at Eri.

"Just kill me now." He commanded , but it was more like a request.

Darth Eri looked at her lightsaber and deactivated it. Once she did so , she threw it across the room and helped Palpatine up. She shoved him over to Mace Windu , who was in the room with her.

When Obi-Wan saw his former padawan throw her lightsaber , it brought tears to his eyes and he looked at her and mouthed 'I am proud'. She quickly gave him a smile and jumped over to them all.

"If it is o.k. , I would like to give up the Sith and become Obi-Wan's padawan again." She said. Everybody looked shocked by finding out Obi-Wan was once her master.

"Fine , I'm sure that would be."Yoda smiled. "Welcome back , Jedi Squirrel."

Jedi Squirrel looked as if she was going to faint when Yoda said her real name. "THANK YOU!!!"


Sirius: Welcome back Jedi Squirrel!

James: Yeah , I hope you can forgive us for being so cold to you.

Jedi Squirrel: Of course! You just didn't know I wasn't really evil. Anyway , I think we should all go to Wendy's to celebrate.

Everybody: Yeah lets go!

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