Act 1: Once A Mario Rep, Always A Mario Rep
Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings were playing on their 2DSs. Bowser, as bad as he was, still had a fatherly reputation to uphold, and as such went into their room. "How's it goin', Junior?" Bowser asked his son. "Fine, thanks,"Junior replied,"I'm playing Bowser's Inside Story, Roy's playing Fire Emblem Awakening, Larry and Lemmy are playing Mario vs Donkey Kong, and the rest are playing Mario Kart 7," Bowser sighed. It was hard to believe his son was growing up so fast…
"Did I hear a-someone say 'Mario Kart'?" Bowser and the Koopa Kids turned around to see not Mario, but Dr. Mario. "'Cause it just so a-happens I have this *ahem* Limited Edition Mario Kart 8 Infinite Player + Completely Unlocked Content & DLC disc," The good doctor raised his eyebrows for emphasis, and every single Mario rep dashed into the room, as if a greater power had summoned them. "I'll set up the TV and the Wii U!" Luigi cried.
Luma was dancing happily around the room, having won again with Pink Gold Peach. Bowser almost broke his controller; "Let's go again!" he roared. "For once, I agree with you a-Bowser! Let's-a go!" Mario agreed, as the room was filled with murmurs of empathetic agreement. Bowser Jr. sighed, as he loaded another Grand Prix. Luigi immediately chose Rainbow Road (Wii U Iteration) as the first track. He snapped some randomly generated shades, yelled "Get rekt!", and gave his Luigi Death Stare with MLG horns in the background.
Act 2: Exploring The Psychic Youth Principle
Elsewhere around the mansion, Olimar was using his Pikmin to plant the garden. Inside, Alph was watching some of the young Smashers (mainly the Villagers) mess around with one another. "Ah, too be young again…" the Hocotate explorer sighed. As if on cue, Ness unleashed an unknown psychic attack against Alph. "Uh-oh…" Light Blue Villager muttered, as Alph slumped over unconscious.
When Alph had finally awakened, he was rather shocked. Everything looked even SMALLER than normal, and he had this uncontrollable amount of energy! "What happened?" he asked, covering his mouth the second he heard his voice overflowing with youth. Toon Link nervously held up a mirror. Alph was a teeny, tiny, KID. "No more wishing aloud," the explorer thought.
Olimar, having finished his garden work, decided to make some herbal tea. "Oh Alph!" he said, walking into the mansion,"I made you some nice her-" *CRASH!* "Great Bulborb!" Olimar, having seen his longtime explorer friend turned into the child, promptly dropped his tea and fainted on the spot. "At least I didn't have to knock him out," Villager muttered, putting away his potted plant. "Too bad he's gonna miss the hilarious trial and error," declared Ness, as he aimed another random psychic attack at poor Alph.
Act 3: Daring Maidens And Their Dealings
Zelda looked at ZS Samus in disbelief. "There's no way that's gonna happen!" she commented, looking over the empty arena. "Just watch..." ZS Samus confidently stated. Out of nowhere, Little Mac and Shulk charged at one another, beginning a fight. Zelda sighed, pulling out a pouch of 100 Rupees. "To the victor goes the spoils!" ZS Samus giggled like a schoolgirl.
As Dark Pit was spending time with Sheik, Samus came up with another dare. She whispered into Sheik's ear, to which she received a scoff from the princess in disguise. "Okay, I know when you make a dare, it usually happens, but there's no way that could pos-" "DARK PIT! No OnE tOuChEs My FlOoR iCe CrEaM!" As Pit came raging down the halls, Dark Pit was launched out of the mansion. Sheik bit her lip, holding a pouch of 100 rupees.
Zelda wanted revenge for losing the dare. The second something came to mind, she whispered it in ZS Samus' ear. "Okay, the chances of those events happening are 1 in a-" Shulk came crashing through the mansion walls, his lips conveniently landing on ZS Samus'. Funny thing is, ZS Samus kinda liked it as she layed on the floor. An oblivious Link passed through the mayhem, bestowing a smooch on Zelda. Samus and Sheik were wondering whether or not they should've laughed or stare blankly to the side.
Act 4: Kirby, Expert Problem Solver
Sonic was racing around the mansion yet again, earning disapproving groans as a common result. This would have gone on forever, if Kirby wasn't intolerant. As he predicted Sonic's next movements, Kirby stepped right in front of the hedgehog, causing him to trip and ram into the wall. Even though the pink puffball was flattened, he quickly puffed himself up and continued on with his merry life. The other Smashers gawked at him as he made his way to the kitchen.
Ganondorf made a big mistake by taking Kirby's prized tomato. He grew it and stuffed it up himself, no less! Frustrated beyond all ends, the Star Warrior pulled out his Final Cutter. He lunged toward Ganondorf, the Gerudo thinking no harm could come from this pink marshmallow. The last thing the evil king saw was Kirby's blade, his angry expression, and Kirby taking back his tomato before Ganondorf blacked out.
Duck Hunt thought giving Kirby a can of explosive beans would make a good prank. But you don't mess with Kirby when he likes to eat! After an explosion to the face, the enraged cutie ran all over the mansion, as the dog tried avoiding him all over. In the end, Duck Hunt found himself cornered, curling up into a little ball, whimpering to himself that it was the end. But, surprisingly, Kirby spared him, allowing him to leave on the condition he would no longer put explosive beans as a prank.
Act 5: Mii Fighters And The Finale
Swordfighter was eating ice cream, trying to deny the awful truth. Marth conveniently walked by, shocked at the Swordfighter's state. "What in the Falchion's name happened here?" Marth asked. Through his sobs, Swordfighter managed to utter, "Phineas and Ferb ended!" before continuing to eat his ice cream. Marth looked dumbstruck, as he said surprisingly calmly,"Try watching Milo Murphy's Law," Intrigued, Swordfighter picked up his cable remote…
"NoOoOoOoOo!" Gunner wailed while on her smartphone. Mega Man so happened to be passing by, asking why Gunner was desolated. "Team Instinct lost all its gyms to the opposing teams!" Gunner cried. Mega Man scoffed, before commenting, "Scrub. Team Mystic for the win," as he walked away. Gunner put on her arm cannon and chased after the useless hunk of scrap metal.
Brawler tried clearing his head. "Let me get this straight," he began,"Luma is a Mario Kart 8 master, Ness can make people younger & who knows what else, ZS Samus and Shulk are now an item, and Kirby is a surprising expert at conflict resolution!?" Mario, Alph (who was back to normal), Zelda, and Duck Hunt unanimously said, "Pretty much," Mii Brawler sighed;"Why am I not surprised?" He retired to his room, thus ending this chapter. Good night everybody!
