Chapter 28

A New And Predictable Adventure

Rei

A puff of smoke, was it even possible to hate such a thing? Was it even a thing? Did thinking about if a puff of smoke even matter? Of course not, but nevertheless, I hated this moment.

Megan and I leaned forward, aiming to get a glimpse of what was underneath it all. Yet Hailey pulled us back, of course I submitted to it, but Megan was a tough one and overall ran into the smoke. So impatient… I agree with her though, but who thought Hailey of all of us would restrain us from this? Maybe she was mature then we gave her credit for… I jumped suddenly as I heard Megan yell out. Hailey reacted almost milliseconds after.

"IS SHE HURT?" Hailey immediately asked, how great of a friend, yet she doesn't know.

"Nah, that's her squeal." I said. The smoke was dispersing now and I saw Megan standing over her scroll. Hailey and I joined her. I looked down at our scrolls.

"What kind of summoning is this?" Hailey asked. On top of each scroll was a necklace, each with three pendants on the end. On mine the first pendant had the letter R on it in black, the overall color of it was red, like the scroll. The middle pendant was white, a circle within a circle in red shown. The last pendant was the same as the first.

This seemed the same as the other girls, the middle was white with the circles in it, the color of the scroll, and the other two pendants were the color of the scroll with their first letter of their name on it in black letters.

"SO CUTE!" Megan cooed. She put hers on; while she was trying to lock it around her neck she gasped and dragged her arms away

"What is it Megan?" I asked her

"It just snapped into place…" She muttered. I blinked

"Well that's weird, take it off, we'll need to inspect it." I advised. She nodded and I went over to her, she lifted up her hair and I looked at the back of her neck.

"This is really creepy now." I mumbled

"Huh, what is it?" Hailey asked me, putting hers on, she didn't gasp when it clicked into place.

"The area where it locks has fused with the rest of the necklace." I observed. Hailey paled, Megan turned to me in terror

"I JUST PUT MINE ON!" Hailey protested.

"THIS'LL NEVER COME OFF?" Megan screamed

"Maybe you two shouldn't have put on some mysterious necklaces in such haste." Konan said. Megan pouted

"It's not my fault they were cute." She huffed

"But you should have restrained yourself." Hailey retorted

"YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING!" Megan yelled at her. I stepped between them

"We can't fight now, I haven't put mine on yet so we can rest assured I wasn't affected by whatever happen to you guys." I said calmly. This of course was short lived when Megan caught me in a hold and Hailey reached for my necklace.

"MEGAN YOU ASSHOLE! LET ME GO! HAILEY YOU BETTER NOT PUT THAT NECKLACE ON ME!" I screamed in protest.

"Hey, we both put ours on, as part of our friend circle you're entitled to wear it too. They can be little friendship necklaces!" Hailey said, putting my necklace around my neck. I gasped when it hugged my skin, never to come off. Megan promptly let me go and I began to hurt Hailey in every possible way known to me.

I had to stop beating Hailey when Konan pulled me off of her. Konan then turned me to Pein, he looked disappointed.

"Well, you three have shown your worth; immature, loud mouths, and irresponsible. Yet we can't kill you or sell you because those necklaces most likely hold some mysterious power, they also won't come off…" Pein muttered. I wrestled again Konans grasp and she let me go.

"I know how we can redeem ourselves!" Megan cheered. Pein looked a bit interested, but it was Megan, so much wasn't expected

"What." He demanded, I never knew that word can't be phrased as a question…

"We can save Hidan-kun and Kakuzu!" She said

"How come Kakuzu doesn't get a 'kun'?" Hailey asked, she was recovering from my furious attack at her skull.

"That old money obsessed geezer doesn't deserve that title." Megan replied bluntly

"I don't really understand why we have to save those two idiots" I said, "I only just finished a long and death threatened mission with them!"

"Wait, weren't you JUST saying we can't forget about them over these scrolls?" Hailey asked. Megan scoffed

"Rei's bipolar. If none of you can get that through your thick skulls- of which Rei can't penetrate- let me spell it out for you, B-I-P-O-L-A-R!" Megan grumbled

"What does that spell Megan-Sama?" Tobi piped up. We all turned to stare at him.

"Megan-Sama?" Hailey said between her teeth

"You seriously love to fuck with me don't you?" Megan grumbled. Pein swatted his hand away in the direction of Tobi, normally that would mean to ignore Tobi, but this caused Tobi to go crashing into a nearby tree. Madara will love to get back at him one day now wouldn't he? One day… One, sweet, vengeful, and beautiful day.

"What was this about saving Hidan and Kakuzu?" Pein asked

"Oh yeah… Well, they uh… Went on a bounty hunt." Megan explained, Pein raised an eyebrow

"So? They're- I mean- Kakuzu is always doing that." He said

"WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL." Megan said, maybe not wishing to continue

"This one bounty hunt in particular will end in their death by some Konoha villagers that are mad at him because they'll kill their sensei all for the sake of Hidans dumbass ritual to his stupid god." Hailey finished. I made a golf-clap

"Nice work, summing up about ten episodes in one sentence." I praised

"My god, you ARE bipolar!" Hailey managed to say, looking pretty horrified.

"I just complimented you, don't make me regret leaving your head in one PIECE BITCH!" I roared

"Rawrrr, bitchy Rei on the move!" Megan laughed, clawing the air with her hand

"How the hell did you put up with this for five months?" Hailey asked her incredulously.

"This is how I became less unorderly" Megan snickered, "Before this my mind always wandered and I gave too many Death Hugs to everyone."

"Everyone?" Hailey asked. Megans face turned dead serious

"Just not Baki." She growled

"What the…" mumbled Hailey

"She doesn't like Baki all too much you should see." I threw in

"Why?"

"He gave me a blue headband. FUCKING BLUE! HE'LL PAY!" Megan yelled

"You don't think he paid already when I barely stopped you from clawing his face open? We didn't want to become criminals, too bad just a few hours later you made that happen." I said

"Shut up, I only liked Kankuro before because his hair was cute, but he looks like a cat all of the time, so for now he's been de-ranked to 13 on my fangirl list." Megan pouted

"Fangirl list?" Deidara asked. I paled

"Don't ask. And of all God help us, if you ask-" I started

"Who's at the top?" Konan asked curiously. Megan didn't answer; she merely gave 'Number one' a Death Hug.

"GET OFF OF HIM MEGAN!" I screamed, trying to drag her off of the read-head, he didn't look as shocked as the last… Fifty times she had done it to him.

"This hug seems a bit different from your normal ones, what shall we call it?" Hailey muttered, she had backed a safe distance away, she was learning so fast…

"I already named it the Death Glomp." Megan giggled. I had successfully dragged her from Sasori. From now on he would probably take into note, to stay away from his 'Number One Fangirl'.

"Why are you all going off topic!" Pein growled

"My old ways are returning." Megan stated

"SAME HERE! Though they never left!" Hailey agreed. I admit it; I was feeling my inner sparks of randomness stir once more.

"ONWARD TO THE MAIN SUBJECT!" Megan cheered

"So we're going to save Silver Annoying Shit, and Old Cheap Dude?" Hailey asked

"Exactly." Pein said, he didn't seem to mind these names. Megan would be pissed to find this out. She rather liked her genderbent names you see.

"Soooo, do we have to do it now?" I grumbled

"Of course, you three brought it up so you three will be going to 'save' the two, from their death." Konan responded

"All alone?" Hailey asked. Megan was currently in some invisible emo corner, we had dragged her from an important moment.

"Well, someone will come with you." Pein said, he seemed to be implying us as idiots.

"While you and Itachi are gone, we'll look further into this odd pieces of paper on your scrolls." Konan stated. I blinked, and then looked back to the places where out necklaces had been before. And as said, there lay a piece of paper per scroll

"Well look at that, when did those get there?" Megan asked, she spoke for me, and maybe even Hailey too.

"They were always there, you three were just too busy snapping necklaces that may be potentially deathly around your necks to notice." Deidara said

"Even Hands-Boy saw them? We really have lost our sense of sight." Hailey muttered

"Actually, without these" Megan said, pulling out a contact lens, " I wouldn't be able to see much"

"What the hell? You wear contacts?" Kisame gasped

"Well durrr, remember the first time we met?" She asked

"Whaaa?" Kisame said

"You know, when I showed up on the floor, someone kicked me, I think it was Kakuzu, and then I exploited all of your weaknesses and strengths?" She reminded

"Oh yeah…"

"What do you mean showed up on the floor?" I asked

"Oh yeah, I never told you the truth, I didn't land some way before Konoha, I arrived SMACK in the middle of the hideout!" Megan explained happily. How I reacted? Well, Megan didn't seem so happy after I was through with her.

"Enough with the violence, you three and Itachi should go off now." Pein said

"We go with Itachi?" Hailey asked.

"I already said that. Listen more." He sighed, rubbing his temples

"MY GOD! NOW WE'RE BLIND AND DEAF!" Megan gasped

"NEXT HAS TO BE… WE BECOME MUTE!" Hailey screamed in terror

"I don't wanna be a Helen Keller." I muttered

"Well then, I have no idea who this Helen person is. Off now, before I grow impatient with your lagging." Pein ordered

"Fine…" Hailey muttered.

"But why do we get Itachi?" Megan moaned

"What do you mean? Itachis fine!" I protested. Hailey jabbed my side

"ItaReiiiii" She whispered to me. I promptly stabbed her in her armpit. She jumped

"That feels weird…" She muttered

"What's wrong with Itachi, he's perfectly suited to keep you three from destroying anything and everything in your path." Pein stated

"But what if his Sharingan isn't enough?" Megan asked

"What are you getting at?" Konan asked

"Why don't we bring Kisame along?"

"I like trains." Hailey said randomly, we all ignored her.

"Why me?" Kisame asked, or rather cried

"Itachi is too silent." Megan responded bluntly

"You guys will be making so much noise anyways."

"But Kisame has Samhanda, I want to be more safe!" Megan said. I could tell by now she just wanted Kisame to come along so as to annoy him or something.

"Are you saying you aren't safe with Itachi?" Konan asked. Itachi narrowed his blood red eyes at us. Wait! Blood red? He'd activated his Sharingan.

"Megan…" I said warningly

"But what if Itachi can't handle taking care of us? What if he doesn't even TRY to help us in a nasty situation?" Megan kept pushing

"Juts let Kisame come…" Hailey coaxed, she had no doubt seen Itachi's eyes by now

"Why do you guys want him to come so badly?" Pein asked curiously

"Yeah, for all we know you all secretly love him or something uhn." Deidara agreed. I blinked, and cracked my knuckles threateningly. Kisame however, looked delighted at the thought of being the big guy.

"Aww, you girls are so sweet! You hear that Deidara! I have my own damn harem!" Kisame teased

"We're not your fucking harem. Megan just wants to annoy you, or ally with you; we need some people on our side. Everyone here seems happy or neutral at the thought of our death." Hailey stated. She was cracking her knuckles too; just she wasn't getting the 'cracking' part down.

"How do you crack your knuckles Rei? I'm ruining my image like this." Hailey muttered

"I dunno, it happens or not." I replied, shrugging.

"Can I go with them? I need to stay with my harem." Kisame pleaded to Pein. It was taking everything in Hailey I could see not to kick him in his shins.

"Fine, I was meaning to punish you some time or another either way." Pein said

"Punish? For what?"

"Nothing really."

"Damn Pein, you're evil…" Megan exclaimed

"Shut up. Enough with all of the procrastinating, you five, leave soon, or else the lingering people will be killed. Most gruesomely." Pein threatened, his voice a deep undertone

"I like that last part." Hailey threw in, and then she grabbed us two and ran for the hideout.

We were now about finished packing our stuff in small bags to go around our waists, all the while making small talk.

"So you were really going to hurt Kisame there weren't you Hailey?" Megan asked

"I was thinking of going for his 'pride as a man' but sad- OH so sadly- he was a girl." Hailey replied. I finished packing and slung my bag around my head and tied it around my mid-section.

"You guys ready?" I asked

"I've been ready for a while, Hailey is just being a slow ass." Megan commented, I realized she already had her bag tied tightly around her stomach. It shouldn't have surprised me, she was always first. Just fats like that.

"Don't rush me, I'm already pissed enough." Hailey muttered. We waited around bored for about a minute or two, and then Hailey finally finished stuffing crap into her bag and finally put it on. We walked form our room to see Itachi reading on the couch and Kisame examining his sword.

"We aren't THAT late, don't need to shove it in our faces." I muttered

"We didn't say anything." Kisame chuckled, getting up, along with Itachi.

"Actions speak louder than words." Megan reminded. We exited the hideout and passed everyone else, who was looking at the pieces of paper.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Kisame asked

"You're an idiot." Hailey stated. Before we were out of hearing range from the others we heard a shout.

"IT'S ANOTHER SUMMONING?" The voice of Tobi rang clearly about the trees.

"Pfft, they finally figured that out?" Hailey scoffed

"You didn't know it either retard." Megan muttered slapping her shoulder.

"OF COURSE I DID!" Hailey protested furiously

"You couldn't tell a summoning from a frog." I put in. Hailey rounded on me

"I WOULDN'T BE TALKING IF I WERE YOU!" She yelled. I narrowed my eyebrows

"DON'T YELL AT REI!" Megan exclaimed

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LISTEN TO YOU?"

"THIS!" Megan said, and from there an epic battle of slapping and kicks(Megan got the good ones in due to her training as a Kunoichi form your truly).

"So soon? I was hoping you two could save the entertainment for later when we actually get bored." Kisame chuckled

"My god this trip'll be long…" I muttered

"They can't have gotten far." Mega commented, taking some time from the twos fight. Yet Hailey took this slot to aim a furious kick at her side, she dodged and got back to fighting

"Actually, knowing Kakuzu he may have jumped ahead in pursuit of a bounty, so they may have sprinted pretty far by now." Kisame said

"Just great…" I complained. And with that happy note we walked on.

Note: I finally did this chapter! I just kept this halfway done in my document folder for so long XD

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