Mix up: What happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions.

Character pairings: Edward and Bella the whole way
Rating: M for fun times
Disclaimer: While I love Twilight I do not own it, however the little cuties that star as the babies are all figments as my imaginations.

Edward

Six months later

I was typing at my desk when I heard the slamming of a door and then the clattering of heels down the hallway.

Bella threw the door open, her expression furious.

"You!" She said putting at me.

"And me Baby ain't nothing like mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel" I sung under my breath trying to get her to laugh.

"Be in my office in ten minutes." She said glaring at me.

"For sex?" I asked.

"Not for the rest of your life." She hissed before stomping out of her office.

I sighed and straightened the office and walked out of the office. Ben was sitting at his desk and looking amused.

"Couldn't have given me some warning?" I asked him unbuttoning my sleeves. Bella was gearing for a fight lately. We were both extremely frustrated about something but she wouldn't acknowledge it because her old insecurity issues had sprung back up.

"I'd rather spend a weekend with my mother in law, a menstruating wife and a sick Baby than stop Ms. Swan when she's on the war path." He said.

"Can you two please not talk about my menstruating?" Angela called as I walked up the hall towards the office. "You can go on in." She added

I knocked on the door and she told me to come in.

When I got inside, she was looking down at something on her desk, a perplexed expression on her face.

"You wanted to see me?" I asked her.

"Sit" She ordered not looking up from her work.

"Can I ask what this is about?" I asked her and she glared at me.

"Your... business proposal? How much company time did you waste on it?" Bella asked throwing it down in front of me.

"Hardly any, I know what I want." I told her and she glared at me. I knew I had been caught, here I was thinking she wouldn't see through it until I got her to agree to it but what was I thinking, this was Bella. She could read me better than I could sometimes.

"What you want is way too big a commitment for such a new merger." She said.

She wanted to play dirty? I could play just a dirty Ms. Swan.

"Well I didn't think it was seeing how successful the merger has been in the couple of months."

"You've requested to change the name of the partnership of you and Dwyer Holdings?" she asked. "In what reality do you think that this is possible considering the maturity or lack of in regards to this merger?"

"I think the success of my company and yours deserves a name change. You and I have already settled the agreement to have some of the company's assets names changed. Even the assets you have personally watched over since they were formed. This is what I understood would come from the merger. It's not like we've never talked about it." I said with a smirk and she glared at me.

"Do you want me to hit you?"

"In a spanking format?" I asked and she threw the proposal form at my head.

"Fine then if you're being so stubborn. What would Dwyer Holdings gain from this change in name?"

"I'm positive it would bring in more income."

"We've enough income." She said and I knew she was on the exact page I was.

"I think it would make someone a very happy CEO." I told her.

"Really? And should we disagree what would we lose?"

"Hmmm" I said I hadn't thought of this. "I just think we should have everything matching, it would look unprofessional to have some assets in my name but my name not on the company."

"So it's for image?" she asked smirking at me and I knew I had her cracked.

"You won't know until you say yes."

"You think we're ready?" she asked and I knew she was being serious.

"I really, really do." I told her.

"Condense it." She said pointing to the report. "Make it snappy." She added.

"I'll do it right now." I said grabbing a pen off her desk and on the back of the folder I scrawled the question I had been waiting to ask for so long, this whole business proposal was all about introducing the idea to Bella, it didn't go as suttely as I had planned but sure we were here now and there was no time like the present. Once I was finished I placed my 'condensed version' on the table. "All you have to do is say yes."

"Oh really." She said picking it up and smiling "You sure do have a knack for whittling it down. A six page proposal down to two words. Impressive."

"I try." I said leaning back in my chair. "So do you want me to leave it with you?" I asked her. "Maybe discuss it with certain board members?" I asked knowing she was dying to call Seth and Rosalie.

"No, I think I have the authority to make this decision without board members. Although there is another higher authority than mine in this but he likes you."

"Phil will love it."

"I wasn't talking about Phil."

"Well than I'll tell you this, the other higher authority is all behind this." I told her. "So?"

"On one condition." She said walking around the front of her desk and sitting against it.

"What?" I asked.

"Say it, out loud." She said.

"Marry me?" I asked her.

"Yes" She said and I stood up and pulled her towards me kissing her with as much passion as I could muster into that kiss, living us both breathless.

"I love you Bella."

"I love you too Edward." She said with a smile.

"You're going to be my wife." I said hugging her close to me and she laughed.

"Only if you're going to be my husband."

"Definitely." I said leaning in and kissing her.

Bella

Once I managed to kick him out of the office I jumped up and down and silently squealed.

I lunged for my phone and dialled for Seth's number quickly.

Edward had promised me fifteen minutes before he was dragging me home so we could have what he called 'post engagement nookie'. I was going to have to stop that man from watching all those Scrubs reruns.

"Hold on, one second." Seth called into his phone "Abby Honey lie still while Daddy gets on your pretty dress and then you can lie down on your mat and wiggle all you want." He said playfully and I realised it was Wednesday; Louise was on a late night in work so Seth was watching their gorgeous daughter Abby. She was so cute and I've decided her and Connor have to get married and give me incredibly beautiful grandbabies. After explaining this to Seth he told me he would kill me if it happened.

Edward was convinced it would.

"Hello?" he answered.

"Hey" I said.

"Oh it's you, you could have hung up I would have called you back." He said.

"Nah you're baby talk with Abby is too cute, how is my future daughter in law?"

"Fuck off Bella. She's not marrying Connor."

"She might, or she and Lily might be lesbians and be together."

"I hate you." He said. "So why did you call me? Just to torment me. Sweetie, stay on the mat. I swear to God she is like a worm the way she wiggles around the place, does she even have a spine?"

"Oh a flexible woman? I'll let Connor know."

"I'm hanging up now." He said.

"Don't Sethy I want to you to be the first to know."

"What?"

"I'm getting married."

"No way. Edward got you to cave."

"He did it quite well, all professional talking about business mergers and assets in report he gave me about putting his name in the DH name. At first I thought he was just a bit loopy but when I read it I realised what he was at so I hauled him in here and made him explain it and well what can I say I'm a sucker for a good business idea."

"I know I saw your bumper sticker, it's the one beside 'honk if you like sperm donors."

"You know most people just say congratulations when their friends announce they're getting married."

"I'm not most people." He said and I rolled my eyes even though he couldn't see it.

"Oh don't I know."

"Abby Sweetie don't put that in your mouth its dirty." He said and I giggled. "Don't even go there. But Bella, I'm really happy for you."

"No lecture about how I'm going too fast or I'm being too hasty? You support it?" I asked shocked. Seth while he had nothing personally against Edward wasn't so keen on me 'shacking up' with a guy so early into a relationship so I was surprised how easily he accepted it.

"You're happy, so I'm happy now tell me all about the ring." He said.

"What?" I asked.

"Isn't that women ask about when their friends get engaged?" he asked.

"I suppose I don't have any female friends how would I know?" I asked with a sigh when I realised something. "And I wouldn't be able to answer that question because..." I began when my door bursted open.

"I am so sorry." Edward said.

"What did he do?" Seth asked.

"I am a big idiot." Edward stated "I just realised I still had it in my pocket."

"Oh... the doofus didn't give you the ring." Seth said understanding what was going on.

"I'll call you tomorrow." I told him hanging up.

"You gonna have sex?" Seth asked.

"Yup, buh-bye." I said before hanging up. "You were saying." I said to Edward.

"I love you so, so, so much." He said leaning in and cupping my face before kissing me.

"I love you too you big goof, now can I see my ring?" I asked and he nodded as he walked around the desk and settled on his knees in front of me. "Oh Edward" I said when I saw the ring. "It's beautiful." I said.

It was white gold or platinum, I really didn't know the difference but the stones were just beautiful, diamonds with greens shining through. It was amazing.

"Do you like it?" he asked nervously.

"I love it." I said leaning in and kissing him. "Now are you going to put it on me?" I asked and he nodded eagerly. He took the box from my hands and slipped the ring on my finger.

"Mrs. Bella Cullen" He said.

"Who said I'm taking your name?" I teased.

"Okay stay Swan, but you can answer to my mother."

"Cullen it is then." I said wrapping my arms around his neck. "So you ready to go home?" I asked.

"Yeah pretty much." He said.

"Give me a fifteen minute head start." I told him.

"Why?" he asked.

"Well I have something I've been saving for a little while... and I think it's time you saw it." I told him.

"Get going now if you want to get out two seconds ahead of me never mind fifteen minutes." He murmured and I nodded pushing him up away and standing up.

"See you in a few." I told him kissing his cheek and squeezing his ass.

"Run" He murmured before I dashed out of the office "Angela I'm heading home, so is Edward hold our calls and make sure no one bother me until tomorrow." I told her.

"Ahem" Edward cleared his throat from my office door.

"Make that the day after tomorrow." I said.

"Ahem"

"Let's call it a week?" I asked and he nodded. "Apparently I have a fun weekend ahead of me."

"You're still here." Edward said and I winked.

"Have a good weekend Angela." I called as I pressed the elevator door which was thankfully at my floor. After Phil was late to dinner with my Mom and was made sleep on the couch for a week, it just so happened to be there anniversary, he had gotten Edward and I our own elevator. Such a time saver, plus much easier to have sex in

I ran out of the building and to my car before flooring it all the way home. I called my Mom on the way home and asked her did she mind picking up the kids, something she had been asking me to do for weeks now.

"So you and Edward have a nice evening plan?" she asked.

"Yes but I'm giving any details now I'll tell you everything tomorrow." I told her.

"Oh okay." She said as I pulled up outside the house.

"Mom I gotta go, I'll call you later. Bye." I said hanging up before running into the house. I ran upstairs to the bedroom and into my closet before grabbing the bag I had been saving for something special. I quickly pulled the red and black corset up over my chest before hooking the garters on before running into the bathroom and brushing my hair. I slipped on my 'fuck me' heels. As I picked up my hair brush I heard his car pulling up outside. I made sure my hair was brushed enough that he could run his fingers through it.

I glanced down at my left hand and beamed at my ring. It was so beautiful.

I couldn't believe how lucky I was to have him.

"Honey I'm home." Edward called and I felt the butterflies in my stomach begin to flutter; he would always be coming home to me.

"Upstairs" I called back. I could how eager he was to get started by the way he ran up the stairs. He threw the bedroom door open, shrugging his jacket off his shoulders, he stopped when he saw me.

"Vixen" He practically purred causing my panties to practically flood. He held his index finger up and indicated he wanted a twirl. I pirouetted and showed him the lack of anything covering my ass cheeks. Before I knew he was behind me cupping my ass in his firm hands.

His lips attached to my neck, his hands moving from my ass to my front, the fingers on one hand gently caressing my every soaking pussy like he was playing the sweetest lullaby on a piano over my panties, his other hand paid attention to my covered breasts.

I moaned his name out as unhitched the garters and pulled down my barely there panties. He grouched down before getting to his knees, still behind me so I couldn't see all his movements, but I could feel them. Everything in me was hyper sensitive write now.

"Mine" He murmured placing a kiss on the side of my thigh.

"Yours" I moaned as his fingers pushed into my pussy. My knees buckled but he caught me. He pulled me down so that I was resting against him as his fingers drove in and out of my pussy. "So... goo-oo-oo-d" I said unable to get the words out.

"You are so beautiful when I have you like this" He said sucking my earlobe in between his luscious red lips. "Moaning, panting, begging for release" He said.

Shots of pleasure shot through me. I felt all my muscles tense and all my nerves stand on edge. My body flushed as all my blood rushed to just below the surface of me skin, my innards felt heated up in the most delicious ways.

"And you're going to be my wife." He murmured using his free hand to catch my left hand. He moved his lips from my ear and sucked my ring finger into his mouth. The sensual seduction around my finger sent all the blood rushing to the tip.

"Edward" I cried out his fingers was bringing me to the edge but for some reason him sucking my finger was enough to bring out my orgasm. I slumped against him and waited for my breathing to return. "Wow" was all I was able to say once I got it back. "Where did that come from?" I knew I had a sentence in me somewhere.

"I could say the same thing about this outfit here Baby, you know what seeing you like this does to me." He murmured "I can't believe we didn't even make it to the bed." I turned around and leaned against him.

"We're not done yet Baby." I said standing up and walking over to our bed. "You going to sit there or are you going to join me up here?" I asked him and in a flash he was up and his arms around me securing me as he kissed me passionately. We fell onto the bed when the back of my knees hit the bed.

"I love you so much" He murmured as he moved away from my lips and kissed along my neck.

"I love you more." I told him pulling his lips back to mine and kissing him, he pulled back and his eyebrow arched.

"You think so?" He asked.

"Yes" I told him.

"Hardly" He said before pulling me back towards him to kiss him. His tongue opened my lips and he pushed through petting my tongue with his.

I pushed him off me and onto his back before climbing on top of him. He flicked with the hooks on the back of my corset and my breasts spilled out of it. He kept undoing the hooks until the corset was on the floor beside the bed.

"Hey!" I said realising something.

"What?" he asked.

"I'm naked except for some garter socks and heels and you're still dressed. I'm just going to have to rectify this situation." I told him popping open the buttons on his shirt he sat up so I could push it off his shoulders. He then pushed me up so he could stand up and take his pants off.

Once he was gloriously naked he joined me back on the bed where I quickly mounted himself. I sunk down on his cock and rode him like a randy cow girl until we both came crying out each other's names. I then fell onto his chest in exhaustion.

"Mmmmm" I moaned in appreciation as his hand smoothed over my lower back and ass. "I love you" I told him. "I can't wait to be your wife."

"I can't wait to be your husband." He said.

He was quiet after that but so was I. We laid there just enjoying being in each other's presence, enjoying our post cotial glow.

I loved being in his arms, it was where I supposed to be.

My home.

Yes I know I've jumped ahead but this story will is wrapping up around now. There's one more chapter and then the epilogue. I know sadness. But I have a new story I've been working on and that will come out soon. And there's gonna be no babies in it. I know an Irish Cullen story without a pregnancy or a nappy change whatever will I do with awkward pauses. Lol. But as a writer I must grow and what not. Fear not though because I am going to be writing outtakes for this story aswell so its not the last you've seen of this characters.

So review and let me know what you thought of this chapter!

Love The Irish Cullen.