A/N: TOTALLY RANDOM CHAPTER TIME! Well, again, this chapter is really random, since it talks about different random myths! Not to mention random character appearances. It's randomness everywhere!
Anywho... HAPPY CHERRY PIE DAY, HOODIE HOO DAY, AND LOVE YOUR PET DAY! (FEB 20) Well, I don't have a pet, so I am going to give extra love to my stuffed animals today. And eat cherry pie while wearing a hoodie.
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MrPrankster: You know what to do! Everyone, release your thoughts on… ME!
Narcissus: Me? Well, I am very beautiful. More beautiful than Aphrodite. I love me.
ToughGuy: Not you, bird brain! We're supposed to release our thoughts on Hermes!
Narcissus: Oh… but I'm still beautiful.
SeaweedBrain: Hermes is nice. I like him.
WiseOwl: Is that all you have to say?
TinCanLuver: FOOOOOOOOOODDDD!
WiseOwl: What the Hades?
SeaweedBrain: That's just Grover being Grover.
SexyLady: I think Hermes is kind of mean, since he always targets me for his silly pranks.
PranksRFun: You pranked Aphrodite? WOO! Go Dad!
PranksRFun2: GO HERMES!
SilverMoonlight: I feel very sorry for him. He knew exactly what was going to happen to his son, but he couldn't tell him. It must have been horrible to not be able to tell your child what would happen to them, especially if they think you have the choice to tell them.
WiseOwl: Agreed. Messing with the Fates is a terrible decision. Hermes's son didn't understand that.
WiseGirl: I know, but it still hit me hard when he… passed on. He would have achieved Elysium for sure.
MrPrankster: Oh Luke… he was taken away too soon.
SkyLord: Much like my little Thalia.
PineconeFace: Um, dad? I'm right here. You turned me into a tree, remember?
SkyLord: Well, yes, but it still really affected me when you died.
SilverMoonlight: I'm sure it did, but I can assure you that my lieutenant is doing just fine, tree or not.
FlamingHotSunGod: I really hate it when pretty girls turn into trees.
SilverMoonlight: Oh, not this again. Brother, just let her go! Can't you see? It was just another one of Eros's pranks! Daphne didn't want you! She was running away from you! She had to be rescued from your presence!
FlamingHotSunGod: She was pretty.
SilverMoonlight: Just move on already! She was one nymph! There are plenty others out there for you! You'll have no problem finding another girl, especially with your somewhat sickening charm.
FlamingHotSunGod: Well… I guess. Thanks, Arty.
SilverMoonlight: Ha. I can't believe I'm giving dating advice to the biggest flirt on Olympus. How ironic.
SkyLord: No, I'm the biggest flirt on Olympus. I have over 100 kids!
SkyQueen: I know. You really don't need to rub it in my face constantly!
WiseOwl: Okay, I really don't know how we got from Hermes to the topic of children, but why don't we get back to Hermes before we make Hera any madder?
FlamingHotSunGod: Hermes is cool. After all, he made my lyre! And the flute! And the pipes! And the-
SilverMoonlight: Okay, okay, we get it! Why did you of all people have to become the god of music?
FlamingHotSunGod: Because I'm awesome like that.
MrPrankster: But remember, I gave you the flute in exchange for my caduceus.
FlamingHotSunGod: A good deal! Especially since I threw George and Martha in as extra.
MrPrankster: Yep. A really good deal. I don't know what I would do if George and Martha weren't here! I mean, who likes peace and quiet? Not me, that's for sure!
LordOfTime: You don't like peace and quiet? You should DIE! And so should the other gods! THE WORLD SHOULD DIE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
SeaLord: ?
SkyLord: Kronos? Since when did you get an account?
LordOfTime: I have been here much longer than you all. Now take my advice and die.
GrimCreeper: No thank you. Besides, it isn't possible. Does immortal ring a bell?
SeaweedBrain: Ugh. Not you again.
LordOfTime: You know what? Go die.
SeaweedBrain: No.
MrPrankster: KRONOS! You-you used Luke as bait, and, and- YOU SHOULD DIE.
LordOfTime: No, you die!
WiseOwl: My gods, you are all so immature.
SilverMoonlight: Well, they are men.
WiseOwl: Yes, yes they are.
LordOfTime: Excuse me? Less chatting, more killing each other here.
DarkLord: AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE! DIE! DIE! WOOOOOOO!
LordOfTime: YES! That's what I'm talking about! DEATH FOR THE WIN!
MrPrankster: Okaaaay… now if we're done here, let's wrap this up for today. Join us next time!
LordOfTime: And don't forget to DIE!
