Lex: (walking into main room) Hey, m3At, Ditto, nite train.
m3At, Ditto, and nite train: (playing Super Smash Brothers, not looking away from the screen) Hey, Lex.
Lex: Where's Authoress? Wasn't she with you guys?
Ditto: (looks away from screen) Dit dit.
m3At: What he said.
Lex: I don't even know what he said.
m3At: (looks away from screen, annoyed) He said no. (nite train KO's m3At and Ditto)
nite train: I WIN! (m3At and Ditto face palm)
Lex: nite train, do you know where Authoress is at?
nite train: (faces Lex) I don't, sorry.
Lex: We better look for her, then. It's been too long since the last chapter was posted. I haven't even seen her since she announced that contest on deviantART.
Master Hand: (walking into room) If you're looking for Authoress, you might want to check her room first.
nite train: NO! That's where she wants us to look. Where's the last place Authoress would be at?
Lex: The boy's bathroom. (everyone stares at her) What? That's the last place any girl would be at!
m3At: She does have a point…
nite train: We'll go check out that bathroom, then. Lex, go check the girls'.
Master Hand: I still think you should check her room first. (everyone else has already left, Master Hand sighs) Authoress doesn't own Super Smash Brothers, m3At, his Ditto, nite train, or Lex, but she does own all of her OCs.
Hey, everyone! Authoress Hand here! Contrary to what you might think, no, I am not dead and no, this is not my ghost typing this out. I am very much alive and well. To get you all ready for the next chapter of The Subspace Emissary Continued, this chapter will be dedicated to saying things you might not have known about the OCs and the story, thanking people, showing a few deleted scenes, telling about how I view the worlds of FanFiction, deviantART, and Youtube, and a quiz about the story so far with answers.
Before we start, a quick note: If you've started reading this story after Aug. 25, you can skip this. If you've read this story on or before Aug. 25, the Handy Depo no longer exists. It is now Crazy's Junk Pile (a random pile of junk that's Crazy's).
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With that out of the way, first off, we'll do info about the OCs.
First off, Ae-in is pronounced just like Ann. It's just spelled VERY differently.
If an OC is not listed with their age below, they are 15 years old.
Jessica – 17
Chloe and Stephanie – 16
Sam, Rachel S., Ae-in and Andrea – 14
Anna - 13
Sarah S. – 12
Harley – 9 ½
Elizabeth – 8
Last names (not the person they're based off on, ones I have made up for the purpose of this story)
Rose, Len, Sam, Rachel (S.), Sarah (S.), Harley, Elizabeth, Chloe, Stephanie, and Anna Stevens
Ryan Shell
Jessica and Jasmin Note
Holly Short
Samantha Moter
Megan Shyer
Morgan Jailer
Halona and Ae-in Riche
Allie Hookie
Tommy Hawkman
Chelsey Furnanceson
Danielle Greeman
Brach Pro
Amanda Dropper
Kirsten Smith
Kelsey McDonalds (I am no way affiliated with the McDonalds franchise and neither is the real Kelsey)
Rachel Hyme
Elinor Kruger-Cobalt
Lauren Monkey-Tybalt
Kyle DeQuoi
Sarah (B.) Baccum
Andrea and Amy Apples
Kaitlin Strife
Tasha Vanderson
Ariel Vaster
Kelly Up
OCs that are related to each other (remember that everyone has a family, some are just never shown)
All the Stevens are cousins except for the following. Rose and Len are twins while Sam is their younger sister. Rachel S. and Sarah S. are sisters. Harley and Elizabeth are brother and sister. Chloe and Stephanie are, in a sense (since I don't know any other way to put it besides them being the same person (which they are not)), twins while Anna is their younger sister. Amanda is a cousin to all of the Stevens since her mother was a Stevens. Rachel H. is a second cousin to all of the Stevens since their grandma was their grandma's sister.
Note: Rose, Len and Sam are the grandchildren of Edward Elric and the great nieces and nephew of Alphonse Elric (both from FullMetal Alchemist series) from their mother's side.
Jessica and Jasmin are sisters.
Halona and Ae-in are sisters.
Andrea and Amy are sisters.
Danielle and Kirsten are step-sisters. Danielle's mom remarried Kirsten's dad.
Now, let's check back in with the others…
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Lex: (returning from bathroom) Did you guys find her?
nite train: (returning from bathroom with m3At, Ditto and Crazy) No, just Crazy trying to snort Pixie Sticks in one of the stalls.
Crazy: They're soooooooo good, bro.
nite train: Yeah, yeah. Tell that to the police.
m3At: Where else should we look?
Lex: How about the haunted basement? (lightning crashes from outside, starts raining)
Ditto: Ditto dit ditto dit.
m3At: I agree, I don't want to go down there.
Master Hand: She could be in her room-
nite train: She would NOT be in her room! Let's go! (grabs flashlight from back pocket and leads the way, everyone else reluctantly follows)
Master Hand: Those guys will never learn. (follows them downstairs)
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Now, for a few things you probably didn't know about this story.
Did you know…
That in Unleashed and Cosplaying Finale, Pit and Rose were supposed to have their own super for using the three sacred treasures Palutena would've teleported to them? This idea was scraped three weeks before the chapter went up in favor of something like what they did in Sonic Heroes (Tails and Knuckles being surrounded in a golden sphere created by Super Sonic).
Kyle was never meant to have a relationship with anyone? When I found out the real Kyle was dating the real Holly, I had to incorporate it somehow. When I found out that they broke up and he started dating Samantha, I had to use that, too. Now, he's broken up with Samantha and is now dating someone else. It is one of the OCs, so I will incorporate that into the next arc somehow.
There was supposed to be another Allie? In my mind, I told myself that I already have two Rachels, two Sarahs and two Samanthas. The last thing I need in another Allie. She was replaced in favor of Chelsey.
That the Super Smash Sisters-now-Friends were supposed to include almost every OC? It was scraped when the story was getting started posted in favor of only a few people along with all the bad guy OCs plus it would be too much of a coincidence if almost everyone already knew each other since almost all of them already go to the same school.
That the initials SSEC (Subspace Emissary Continued) also stand for Space Science and Engineering Center AND Structural Steel Educational Center? I found that out when I randomly googled it a school one day.
In the chapter Mountain Climbing and the New Girl, there were supposed to be random singing karaoke moments between the Ice Climbers' fight? The few lines of karaoke were taken out the day before the chapter being posted for a more fluid transition between the fights (although the huge karaoke moment is still there).
The only two people who MIGHT know what's going on with the Melee rejects (except for Dr. Mario) are Lex and Aleitafordd because I told them face to face? If you two do remember what I told you (if I told you anything at all), YOU ARE NOT ALLOW TO TELL ANYONE ELSE!
The Olympic Winter Games arc was supposed to be a lot shorter and crummier than what it is now? While I was writing the Journey Across Hyrule arc, I went back and put in A LOT of effort to make it better and the arc you see today. I got very tired with that arc VERY fast.
Where the commercials are at was supposed to be a section called 'Happy Corner'? It involved taking secondary characters and asking them about what they think about the story so far and a random question. When I realized there wouldn't be enough commercial moments to do all of the characters, I switched to random commercials.
Stephanie was supposed to be a LOT crazier-possibly-insane and energetic than what she is now? I changed it from that to the curious and not-as-but-still energetic OC that you can read about today.
The story was supposed to be written for the real life Kelsey? Not only did she never have time to read it, she doesn't even know a quarter of the characters. I kept writing hoping that one day I would be able to post it onto fanfiction. ;)
Let's see what's going on with the group…
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m3At: It's cold down here.
Lex: Says the one with the coat.
nite train: Stop fighting you two. We have to find Authoress.
Crazy: Do you think there's any chocolate down here, bros and sis?
Master Hand: I don't think so, Crazy. If there are mice down here, they would've eaten it already.
Crazy: Aww… (sudden noise)
Ditto: (super creeped out) Ditto dit dit?
m3At: I heard it, too. (faint music can be heard)
nite train: Whose cell phone?
Lex: Sorry. (takes out cell phone, reads text message out loud) Thriller.
Everyone else: Thriller?
Crazy: Sis? (more music can be heard playing behind them)
Lex: That's not my cell phone…
m3At: Is the haunted basement really haunted?
Master Hand: It wouldn't be the haunted basement if it wasn't. (everyone turns around to see what's causing the noise)
Everyone: Michael Jackson's ghost?
Michael Jackson: THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! (dancing to the song, singing while talking) IT'S TIME TO EAT YOUR BRAINS SO LET THE ZOMBIES ASSEMBLE! (zombies start coming out of the floor from all sides, starts dancing to Thriller while advancing on them)
Master Hand: Isn't the floor concrete?
Lex: Does that really matter now? We got dancing zombies and a singing ghost to take care of! (draws sword, Ditto transforms into a machete and is taken by m3At, and nite train takes out the backpack I gave him and draws two guns)
Crazy: Zombies are fun! ;) (everyone face palms)
Wow, an innocent search for me has turned into a zombie attack… Let's get to thanking people…
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m3At
You are my first reviewer of all time, my 100th reviewer for this story, started a deviantART group for this story, and are now having a contest for this story. For all of this, I thank you dearly. This story would not be the same without you (and that's a fact). You once told me in a PM that it was fate that brought us together over the internet, and I agree 100%. Also, congratulations for being on TV. I managed to see you and your dad. (Those of you wanting to learn more, go check out his devianART account.) If I ever meet you in real life, I'm making you snickerdoodles. I also thank you for putting me in the Author's Notes of your story.
nite train
You were my first reviewer for my ToD fic (which is no longer on this site) and one of my greatest supports to keep writing this story. Despite not having an account to call your own, you have supported me the whole way so far, even when your leg was broken. I hope that someday, you'll be able to have an account to call your own. I thank you very much.
Lord Lady Lex
'Twas a early summers evening when we first met. I was wearing a brand new Zelda t-shirt that I got at Hot Topic. You immediately knew what it meant and, according to my mom, we really hit it off. I thank you for sticking with me even when I was hyped up on candy that first night. I told you about my fanfic and accidentally got you hooked (I know I shouldn't be, but I'm still sorry for it). You're one of two fans that I know of who know about who I really am (the other being Aleitafordd from Youtube). I thank you and I congratulate you on now being an Everything. I also thank you for putting me in your story.
Hyralc
You are the reviewer that asks the most questions and causes my brain to work to defend the logic of my story (because fiction has to make sense, nonfiction doesn't). I thank you a lot for pointing out that plot hole in Hyrule and High School Part 1 (for those who don't know, I didn't get rid of the symbols on the ones who already had a transformation's hands, so the ones that left would still think it was real when they weren't supposed to). I didn't even notice it until you said something. You will probably be the closest person I will ever have to a beta reader. I also swear, this is the last filler chapter before we get back to the actual story!
The Elemental Commander
To say that I was shocked when you reviewed for the first time would be an understatement. If I had to put it in extremely-over-exaggerated terms, I had a heart attack, died, went to heaven, met God, have him tell me it was not yet my time, and send me back to my body. To tell you the truth, I wasn't expecting you to look at my profile. It was kinda meant as a joke for your Master Hand calling me an actual hand and for him to find out I wasn't. I love your stories, I wish you good luck everything you do ;), and I thank you for putting me in in your last story. I really appreciate it.
WhiteWolfFang and SkyChainLilyana
I thank you both for allowing my OCs to appear in your stories (WWF Lindyn and Jasmin (for a brief cameo) and SCL Rose and Lindyn as well as myself). I very much appreciate it and I wish you good luck on everything you do! ;)
Everyone not mentioned above
I thank you guys SO much for reading this story. This story would not be as successful as it is without you guys supporting me all the way. Even after the long wait, you guys are still willing to read this, then you are a true fan. :')
Now, back to the SSECGroup minus me…
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(everyone closes the haunted basement door behind them, m3At, nite train and Lex lean on the door, trying to catch their breath)
Lex: Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod…
nite train: There were so many ZOMBIES! (knocking on door, all three on door scream and run away)
Master Hand: Hold on a second. (snaps fingers, door stops being banged on) There, all better.
Ditto: Dit ditto dit ditto ditto.
m3At: Good idea. (turns to everyone else) Ditto said we should rest for a while before we try to find Authoress again.
Crazy: Good idea, bro. (everyone slumps to the floor, tired)
Now that they escaped the zombie apocalypse, let's show some deleted scenes in no specific order…
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Scene 1: Rose and Len's fight (requested by Hyralc)
Remember in Hyrule and High School Part 1, after Len came in, Rose and Len were yelling at each other in Japanese and only one person (*cough*Pit*cough*) knew what they were saying? The conversation probably would've made this story M rated (plus, I was too lazy to type it out), so it was never written, until now.
WARNING: STORY WILL BE TEMPORARILY M RATED BECAUSE I'M WORRIED THAT THE STORY WILL GET TAKEN OFF IF I DON'T!
"What the f(beep!)k, Rose?" Len screamed at the elder twin in Japanese.
"I thought it would be hilarious," Rose contradicted in the same language. "I thought you would sh(beep!)t your pants afterwards."
"Don't give me that cr(beep!)p!" Len retaliated. "I know what you were thinking!"
"Then what was I thinking?" Rose asked him.
"You thought I was wearing my 'My Little Pony' boxers."
"Wrong, I thought you would want to go f(beep!)k your girlfriend." Len gasped.
"Don't you dare speak of Annie as if she was a toy! Besides, I never HAD sex with her."
"Oops, wrong couple," Rose realized. "That was the b(beep!)ard and the b(beep!)tch…" There was a moment of silence while the two did a fake stare down. When everyone thought it would escalate, the two started laughing, leaning on each other for support. "That was fun!" Rose said in English.
/Oh good and holy Palutena, please erase my memory of what I just witnessed, / Pit prayed in his mind, which came true in a matter of seconds.
STORY NO LONGER RATED M BECAUSE IT IS NO LONGER NECESSARY FOR THE PLOT AND THE STORY'S SAKE!
Scene 2: Andrea's Return to the Real World
This happens after the events of almost all of the OCs leaving. The main reason I didn't put this in the main story was because then I'd have to do it for EVERYONE and this was the only good one. Here is what happens when Andrea returns to the baseball stadium.
A portal opened up at the stadium where Andrea came from. She got out, seeing that everyone was still frozen, just as she left them. She turned around and gasped, the flying baseball just a few centimeters away from her face. When she realized the ball wasn't moving, she sighed in relief. She moved left a little bit so the ball would go over her shoulder.
"IT'S A HOMERUN!" the announcer said when time suddenly started up again. The ball flew over Andrea's shoulder and hit the man sitting behind her, right between the legs no less. She turned around and started laughing hysterically. What she didn't notice was the symbols on her hand fading away to being like they weren't even there in the first place.
Scene 3: Happy Corner 1
Remember when I said earlier that the Happy Corner was supposed to take place of the commercials? Well, here's the first one. This happens right when Sarah B. is being told why King Dedede and Sonic are working together. This is its original, unchanged form with me talking to Master Hand and Crazy.
"Well, we gotta spill da beans," King Dedede told him. "Ya see…"
Happy Corner
Authoress (a tall girl with light brown hair down to her butt, red eyes, a short gold dress, yellow high heels, and a soft gold glow around her that you could only find if you were looking for it): It's time for Happy Corner! ;) (on a stage with a couple of chairs, a desk with a chair behind it, and a giant yellow smiley face in the background all at right stage)
Audience (a.k.a. the readers and some of the characters from the book): (cheers and claps)
Authoress: (walks over to desk) The reason we have Happy Corner is for filler when the audience, a.k.a. you, can't know important info a character needs to know just yet. This may be the only time we air though.
Audience:Oooooooooo.
Authoress: Here at Happy Corner, we like to take side characters for their POV of the action and also ask them a random question the Smashers send in.
Audience: (cheers)
Authoress: Our first guests are the two magical hands everybody wishes they could beat up… (audience prepares weapons) HEY, YOU CAN BEAT THEM UP AFTER THEIR INTERVIEW, I PROMISE! CROSS MY HEART, HOPE TO DIE, STICK A NEEDLE IN WARIO'S EYE! (does all three, Wario cries out in pain, Audience puts weapons away) Now here they are, MASTER HAND AND HIS INSANE BROTHER, CRAZY!
Audience: (cheers as Master Hand and Crazy comes in, both wave to the audience (Crazy waves faster), Master Hand and Crazy then float above the chairs)
Authoress: It great to have my favorite brothers here. (Audience gawks as she sits behind desk) So, what is you POV on the action right now?
MH: Why am I not a main character? I can understand Crazy, but why not me?
Authoress: Are you a Smasher?
MH: No.
Authoress: Are you from the Real World?
MH: No.
Authoress: Are you Shadow or Silver the Hedgehog?
MH: No.
Authoress: There's your answer. (Audience laughs) Crazy, how about you?
Crazy: It's awesome, sis. Lot's of sick moves being dished out there, sis. My favorite so far is when Fox blasted Wolf in the guy's spot, sis. (all guy Audience members ooo)
Girl Audience Members: YEEEEEEEEEES!
Authoress: I agree with you by far. Now, for the random question sent in by a Smasher. (takes out a piece of paper from her pocket) Dear People on Happy Corner, what is your favorite yaoi paring on SSBB? (Authoress sends out lots of killer intent) Who the hell wrote this letter? (Audience points at Wario with a band aid on his eye) DIE, WARIO! (kills Wario with a flying dagger)
Crazy: Well, mine would have to be…
Authoress: (interrupting Crazy) You answer that question and you'll end up just like him. (points at Wario) Luckily, I have a spare question. (takes out spare piece of paper) Dear People on Happy Corner, Who is your favorite Smasher that you like to fight as? Sighed, Sonic.
MH: Well, that's a hard one. It would have to be one of the original 12, that's for sure. (Smashers from Melee and Brawl only have instant hatred toward MH) I guess I have to go with Mario.
Mario: (in audience) YAHOO!
Authoress: Crazy?
Crazy: The crazy hedgehog, sis. He's so damn fast it's like me on a sugar rush, sis. (Sonic instantly hates Crazy for making reference to him and Crazy)
Authoress: And did you know that one random audience member is made of chocolate? (Crazy starts sniffing audience, creeping them out in the process) Well, that's all for now. Remember, what happens here doesn't reflect anything from the actual story itself. Thank you for watching with us. MH, you have five minutes to get out of this studio before the audience comes after you.
MH: Really?
Authoress: Five minutes, five seconds, you know I'm terrible at Math. Get him! (curtain closes on scene as Audience runs up to Master Hand with weapons ranging from pitch forks and knives to mega high powered lasers)
Scenes 4, 5 and 6: Singing Girls
Remember when I said there were supposed to be karaoke moments in Mountain Climbing and the New Girl? Well, here they are.
"Watashikoyou, chisa na hoshi," Rose sang Piece of Love in time with the music while everyone (minus Shadow, Fox, Falco and Meta Knight) held up a cell phone, candle, Chaos Emerald (which Knuckles would be very mad at if he saw that) or glow stick and waving it in the air.
"Watashi wo tasukete," Samantha sang Ever Blue as everyone minus Shadow, Fox, Falco and Meta Knight clapped their hands to the time of the beat of the music.
"Splash Dream, inori wa ya no you ni," Sarah B. sang as everyone (except the the four from last time) clapped to the beat.
Scene 7: Master Hand's Heart Attack
Remember back in The Winter Games and Olympics Part 2 when Master Hand almost died from a heart attack? Well, here's the scene on how it happened.
"Oh my gosh!" Master Hand said after chasing Crazy around with Authoress. "My heart doesn't feel right."
"That's because you don't get out enough," Authoress told him.
"No, I really think I'm having a heart attack," Master Hand said before falling to the ground, twitching as his heart tried to get pumping again.
"Ohmygod!" Authoress screamed as she took out a cellphone and dialed 911 as Crazy started doing an improper CPR technique (aka punching Master Hand into the ground).
As you can see from this scene, the Smashers and OCs had nothing to do with it since the TV exploded along with the rest of the mansion.
Scene 8: Happy Corner 2
This is the other Happy Corner scene I have written out for this story. This one takes place after most of the OC leave and everyone else is coming up with a plan that makes them think otherwise. This one involved Palutena and a random Centurian.
Happy Corner
Authoress: Welcome to another section of Happy Corner!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAA!
Authoress: I honestly didn't think we would be doing another one of these. As you know, here at Happy Corner, we like to take side characters for their POV of the action and also ask them a random question the Smashers send in.
Audience: Ohhhhhhh.
Authoress: Today, we'll have the goddess of light herself, Palutena and one of her guards, a random Centurion! (Palutena and a random Centurion come onto the stage and sit down on the chairs provided, Authoress sits behind the desk) A great honor to have both of you.
Palutena: Glad to be here.
Authoress: So, what is you POV on the action right now?
Palutena: I am just glad that Pit is okay.
Audience: Awwwww.
Authoress: Random Centurion?
Random Centurion: I'm just glad to see that my son is doing okay.
Pit (from audience): HI, DAD! (everyone but Palutena stares at random Centurion, then at Pit, then at the random Centurion, this goes on for about five minutes)
Authoress: I see no resemblance, but I'll take your word for it. Now, for the random question. (takes out a piece of paper) Dear People on Happy Corner, What is your favorite yuri pairing? (Authoress crumples up paper and pure killer intent is radiating off her) Did Wario write this again?
Tasha (from audience): I saw him do it!
Authoress: All Wario haters, attack Wario! (Authoress and all the Wario haters (which included everyone except Sam, Tasha, Palutena and Pit's Dad) leaped on top of Wario and stabbed him, burned him, fired lasers at him and basically everything in the book)
One hour later
Authoress (covered in blood): That was awesome. As always, I have a spare question. (takes out another piece of paper) People on Happy Corner- If you could go to any world besides the one you live in, Smashville, or the real world, what world would you go to? -Link
Palutena: I guess I would go visit Din, Nayru and Farore. It's been ages since I last saw them.
Pit's Dad: Hm. That's a good question. I guess I would go to Hyrule, too. Could go on a honeymoon with the wife.
Pit: Dad!
Authoress: Before we get into a family argument, let's wrap it up! Remember, what happens here doesn't reflect anything from the actual story itself. Thank you for watching with us. (the curtain falls as Pit and his dad get into a heated discussion)
Scene 9: Halloween Special
This is how the Halloween Special should have ended according to TehGameBoy.
Holly: Red, don't be an idiot (Red jumps out the window) he's an idiot (hears a loud thud)
Red: I'm okay(faints)
Scene 10: Halloween Special 2
After thinking over TehGameBoy's review, I started thinking. This is how it should've really ended.
Holly: Red, don't be an idiot. (Red jumps out the window) He's an idiot. (looks at Red flying through the night sky) He better be back before midnight… (heads off to bed)
Red: I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm fly- (hits tree, falls to the ground unconscious)
And that is all the deleted scenes we've got so far. Let's see where the others have been up to…
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Lex: Okay, remind me again why we're in the attic.
m3At: nite train said she might be hiding out with all the old stuff.
Master Hand: Why don't you just go check her room?
nite train: NO! She would NOT be there! How many times do I have to tell you that before it will get through your thick glove?
Crazy: Just watch out for the aliens, bros and sis. (everyone looks at Crazy likes he's insane (oh wait, he is ;D))
Ditto: Ditto?
Master Hand: Crazy, there are no aliens in the attic. If there were, this attic would be called the alien-infested attic. (box falls down)
m3At: What was that? (little green people start appearing from behind every box)
Lex: ALIENS! (takes out sword, starts beating up the aliens like there's no tomorrow)
Ditto: Dit ditto?
m3At: I think you're right, Ditto. How about we all go downstairs and search some other places while we wait for Lex to finish. (the others agree and start heading downstairs)
You guys would leave a girl in an attic infested with aliens all alone? Good thing my actual house doesn't have one. Next up are the worlds of FanFiction, deviantART, and Youtube…
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After going over some things in my head, here are the type of people that live in each world.
FanFiction
Author – one who write stories
Anonymous Reviewer (AR) – one who only review (this does not count if one have an account on deviantART and/ or Youtube)
deviantART
Artist – one who draws art and/ or writes stories on deviantART
Youtube
Video Maker (VM) – one who makes videos
There are also cross breeds.
Animator – one who draws art and makes videos, belong to deviantART and Youtube
Script-Writer (SW) – one who writes stories and makes videos, belongs to FanFiction and Youtube
Fairy-Tale Writer – one who writes stories and draws art, belongs to FanFiction and deviantART
Everything – one that does everything, belongs to FanFiction, deviantART, and Youtube
Note: If one writes on deviantART and FanFiction, but doesn't draw art, they are still considered an Author.
Note 2: You actually have to post things on your account to say that you're (insert type here).
By using this guide, I'm an Author! Find out what you are using this guide!
And now, for random scenes of what everyone else is doing…
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m3At: (running out of the wood shed) GIANT TERMITES! (giant termites run after him)
Ditto: (runs out of pantry) DITTO DIT DIT! (Cookie Monster runs after him carrying a box of cookies)
nite train: (runs out of TV room) NAVIS! (lots of Navis flies after him, singing the Nyan Cat Navi remix song)
Lex: (running inside from back porch) RABID RACOONS! (raccoons with rabies runs inside from the back porch)
Master Hand: (floating next to table with a tea cup on said table) I keep telling you guys, she's in her room.
Crazy: Bro, can I have chocol-
Master Hand: NO! (Crazy sighs in defeat)
Man, lots of thing going on, isn't there? Well, now its QUIZ TIME!...
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Rules: Take out a piece of paper and a writing utensil. Don't look back at other chapters (although you may look at this one) or that will be considered cheating. If you don't know an answer, leave it blank.
Warning: Some answers to questions will range from 'Pft, that's easy' to 'What the f(beep!)k is she talking about?'. This is for your own awareness and a notice so you guys won't want to kill me… Please don't kill me.
Who was the first Smasher to come back to the mansion?
Between the Author's Notes and the actual chapter, there are periods. How many are there in one transition?
Who is the only person to be chosen to two Smashers? Who are the Smashers?
Who are the only people (so far) to be chosen to a non-Smasher? Who are the non-Smashers?
Who is the only Smasher to have two chosen ones? Who are the chosen ones?
Who was the first bad guy Smasher to appear? The first bad guy OC?
Who is/ would be dubbed 'The Reality Geek'?
Which chapter did m3At start appearing in the Author's Notes? Ditto? nite train? Lex?
In which chapter did I start appearing in the actual story? The others?
Which chapter did m3At, nite train, Lex and I first appear in the story of the Journey Across Hyrule arc?
Who is chosen to one Smasher but has multiple forms of that Smasher?
What is the name of the new Legend of Zelda game Rose read about in her new Nintendo Power magazine?
Out of everyone in the Author's Notes, who can talk to animals?
True or False? The Stevens family isn't very protective of their younger cousins.
Out of everyone who's gotten theirs so far, name five out of the nine so far that didn't have to teach something to a (non-)Smasher to receive their transformation.
Which Smasher is the oldest? OC?
What did Lex get on camera?
What's type of animal does Nana have as a pet?
What is Andrea afraid of?
Which sound does Shadow emphasize when he's a vamphog?
What is the one thing that is common in all of the transformations?
What do Sonic and Sarah B. 'accidentally' call Eggman and Eggman Nega?
What is Crazy's favorite food?
Who are the totally made up OCs? (this will not be counted in the final score)
Who is/ are the next Smasher(s) to be recruited? (this will not be counted in the final score)
Now, for the answers…
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Pit was the first Smasher to come back to the mansion. 1 point for a correct answer
There are 21 periods between Author's Notes and the actual chapter. If you want to get real technical, its seven lines of three periods in each line (you don't need to have this for the answer to be correct). 1 point for a correct answer
Tommy is the only person to be chosen by two Smashers. Those Smashers are Zelda and Sheik. 1 point for Tommy and 1 point for the Smashers
Rose is chosen to Silver and Len is chosen to my brothers. 1 point for the OC and 1 point for the non-Smasher which makes 4 points possible
Link is the only Smasher to have two chosen ones. The chosen ones are Chloe and Stephanie. 1 point for Link and 1 point for the OCs with a total of two points possible
Wolf and Kaitlin are the first bad Smasher and OC to appear. 1 point each
Jasmin is dubbed the 'Reality Geek' by Alderon's Sword. 1 point and you don't have to have who dubbed her for it
m3At appeared in Angel is First and Curry on Fire. Ditto appeared in the chapter after that, Unleashed and Cosplaying Part 1. nite train started in Flying Foxes and the New Guy. Lex first appeared in Mountain Climbing and the New Girl. 4 points possible
I started appearing in The Winter Games and Wipeout Part 1. The others started appearing in The Winter Games and Wipeout Finale. 2 points possible
You're probably going to be surprised with the answer, but we first appeared in Hyrule and High School Part 2. The four people outside Arbiter's Grounds I was describing was us. 1 point
Sarah B. is chosen to Sonic who has many different forms. So far, she's been in his normal form, werehog form, super form, and King Arthur form. 1 point
The name of the game is 'The Legend of Zelda: The Descendant of Link'. If you didn't have The Legend of Zelda part, that's alright. 1 point
Lex is the only one out of the Author's Notes that can talk to animals. 1 point
False. False, false and very false. If you got this wrong, shame on you! Do you not remember what happened to Popo and Nana after they endangered Harley and Elizabeth? Worth 1 point
The possible answers are Kelsey, Brach and Tommy who were taught a lesson, Kaitlin, Ariel, Amy, Tasha and Kelly who were given theirs by Tabuu, and Len who showed his determination to me. 6 points possible
Pit is the oldest Smasher at 14,999 human years old and Jessica is the oldest OC right now at 17. 2 points possible
Lex got Ganondorf being hit on the head by Ditto transformed as a brick. 1 point
Nana has pet skunks. 1 point
Andrea is afraid of heights. 1 point
Shadow the sssssssssss sssssssssound assssssss a vamphog. 1 point
All the transformations have the Smashers' symbol on their hand. 1 point
Sonic and Sarah B. 'accidentally' call Eggman and Eggman Nega Eggpan and Eggpan Flega. 1 point and you must have both answers right
Crazy's favorite food is chocolate. 1 point
The totally made up OCs are Len and Stephanie. The real Chloe does not have split personality syndrome and the real Rose doesn't have a twin although she did say it would be cool to have one.
You'll find this answer out in the next chapter. ;D (please don't kill me)
Add up your total score and find out where you stand.
32-38 – You either cheated or you spend WAY too much time on the internet and this story itself. If it's the former, shame on you. If it's the latter, you need to get out more.
26-31 – That's a bit better. You must have a very good memory. I still suggest getting out more often.
20-25 – This is where you should be if you're reading this story. I consider this a good balance between this fantasy, other fantasies, and reality.
14-19 – I suggest probably rereading a couple of chapters. You might want to refresh yourself on a few details or just get some more laughs.
13 or less – Did you skip some of the chapters? If not, that's what it looks like. Either that, or you have a very bad memory.
Now, for the conclusion in the search for me…
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nite train: (everyone except the hands worn out and panting) This is…the only place…we haven't checked. (opens door labeled Authoress's Room, everyone sees me sitting at desk)
Me: (stretches out on rolling chair, turns around and sees everyone) Oh, hey everyone.
Everyone except the Hand siblings: WHAT? SHE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME?
Master Hand: I told you guys you should've looked here first.
Me: Were you guys looking for me?
Everyone else: YES!
Me: Oops, sorry. I was in here, working on the story as well as other stuff. (rolls away to show computer screen filled with writings and a desk filled with homework)
Lex: Well, what about all that weird stuff around the house!
Me: What weird stuff around the house?
Lex: How about the rabid raccoons?
Me: Crazy left some beef jerky outside once. They started coming back once a week since. If you got bit, you might want this. (tosses Lex needle full of medicine, she sticks it in her arm and injects it into herself)
m3At: What about the giant termites?
Me: Their home got destroyed and they were hit by a bunch of toxic nuclear waste. I allowed them to stay in the wood shed until they found a new home. They said they found a mountain that they'll be moving into next week.
nite train: What was a bunch of Navis doing in the living room?
Me: Oh, those are the Navis I sick on ToD fics to annoy the heck out of the other characters. It's quite funny to see their reactions. Look at what they just learned. Is every fairy ready? (all the Navis fly into the room) A one, a two, a one two three four!
Navis: (starts singing the word muffins to the beat of daaa, da daaa, da da da da da daaaa, daaaa, da daaa, da da da da da daaaaa)
Everyone: STOP THEM! (I cut them off, they go run off)
Ditto: Ditto dit dit?
m3At: (translating) What about the Cookie Monster?
Me: He's here on vacation. He'll be gone tomorrow.
Crazy: Why was Michael Jackson's ghost in the basement, sis?
Me: Whoops. I forgot that the floor of the basement was full of dead bodies Mom and I buried after you killed people when you were on sugar rushes when we were younger. The basement used to be 50 feet deep, don't' ch'a know? (everyone who had a mouth let them fall open) Michael was supposed to go in the attic.
Master Hand: Speaking of the attic, why are there aliens in the attic?
Me: What aliens in the attic?
nite train: Don't pull our legs and fingers, Authoress.
Me: No, seriously, what aliens in the attic? (everyone looks at each other before the wall comes crashing down, a giant alien ship on the other side)
Everyone: AAAAAAH! ALIENS!
Well, as Porky Pig said, T-That's all for now, folks! Next chapter will be out in half an hour! ;) I promise! The Navis singing that song belongs to xanauzumaki (please don't sue me).
