Inspired by a tumblr headcanon made between daddycroft, alwaysblind, and had-just-ten-hours-of-training
Harry Potter, Age 35, Running Around Muggle London, Naked!
By Rita Skeeter
Over the past two and a half decades, we've come to rely on Harry Potter.
After all, he is the Boy-Who-Lived-Twice, The 'Chosen One', Defeater of He-Who-Couldn't-Be-Named SIX times, and our current Head Auror.
However, now, we may have to withdrawn our subscriptions to the Harry Potter Fan Club, because our beloved hero has gone bonkers!
Ginny Potter, Harry's wife, stated that earlier in the week, he received a sinus infection that couldn't healed with magic. This infection causes serious shooting pains to the head and according to Mrs. Potter, it's exactly like the kind he dealt with when He-Who-Couldn't-Be-Named was still bothering him.
"Harry gets super paranoid with even the slightest head-ache. It's something that was brought on with Mad-Eye's death eighteen years ago, and just grew worse during that camping trip of theirs," Mrs. Potter stated. "According to the healers at St. Mungo's, it's supposed to last only for a couple of days. For Harry, a few days with a headache is torture."
Indeed it is, considering at the moment, our beloved Boy-Who-Lived is running around London in his birthday suit, firing off expelliarmus'. He's been reported to be arrested five times so far for public indecency, but that doesn't seem to be stopping him.
This reporter will keep you posted as it happens!
Whooo we went from Chapter 24 to Chapter 28 today!
22 chapters until I reach my goal of fifty!
Keep reviewing and giving me ideas! Sorry that this one is so short...hope the humor makes it up to you!
