Hey everybody! So, my computer has been pouty and decided that 'going as slowly as possible' is the best possible option. -sigh- So, the new episode of '333 Ways to Survive' is up! It includes banjo epicness and what I did over the Independence day weekend last week! Oh, and I'm updating this now since I needed something to fill the void of not being at the midnight showing of Harry Potter. ;_; They were sold out…but I'm going later on today!
Oh, and: 500 REVIEWS! HECK YEAH!
136. Prank a friend
America and Canada decided to team up to get back at France using a website that sent out an automated prank call.
Except they put in the wrong number.
"Dude! Why am I supposed to be the one to memorize France's phone number?"
"Well either way Alfred, we just sent it to somebody!"
"…wanna listen to the recording of the person on the other line?"
"…of course…"
137. Go to a movie showing
England and America decided to head to he movies together, but when America picked up the Brit, they saw that they weren't going to the same movie.
"…nice robes and wand…"
"Nice Tigger costume…"
138. Celebrate your holiday
In true Francis fashion, they saw him on the news and youtube doing laps in nothing but his bathing suit and a flag cape.
139. Freak out about an event that will soon change life as you know it
"What the bloody hell is he doing?"
"Ve~ I don't know but he's been screaming about a 'Carmegeddon' for the past week!"
"IT'S COMING! CARMEGEDDON IS COMING! HEAD FOR THE HILLS THROUGH THE DETOUR THAT IS LISTED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND ON THE NEWS STATIONS! DRIVE AWAY FOR YOUR LIFE!"
140. Make various puns in rapid succession
"At first I thought the yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth."
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words."
"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."
Yeah…so the puns were all from . XD Oh, and I'M SOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW WINNIE THE POOH MOVIE! HELLZ TO THE YEAH!
