Legend of One Piece

CP9: Kalifa

Kalifa!

You slide to town!

You slide to pummel!

The Mugiwara's!

They knocked out CP9,

And in record time!

But can they,

Knock out your super-powers?

Hallejula!

Now Kalifa!

Pick up your soap!

So you can slide!

Around the bathroom!

When you're feeling all down,

Kaku will come around!

So be brave!

And not a sissy coward!

Now Kalifa!

Has lost a key!

And lost!

The CP title!

Nico Robin is free!

That's worse than the key!

Kalifa!

Your name will go down into history!


A/N: Can you tell I'm nervous? I'm popping these out to relieve the stress... Concert... AHHH!!!!