A/N - Idea credit goes to DaughterofSelene. The Persephone part is courtesy of Holly.


Aphrodades?: Rumor has it that Aphrodite, goddess of love, and Hades, god of the Underworld, are dating.


Aphrodite: Yay! Yay! I'm dating, and people wrote about it!

Athena: Aphrodite, you're always dating.

Aphrodite: Of course! Love!

Artemis: Aphrodite, did you even see who -

Aphrodite: Who? Who what?

Artemis: By Hades, Aphrodite, did you even read the article?

Hades: Zeus!

Zeus: What?

Hades: Zeus, Zeus, Zeus!

Zeus: What do you want?

Hades: I want you all to stop saying my name!

Travis Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha-des! Come on, Connor!

Connor Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha-de -

Travis Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha -

Connor Stoll: Hadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshades !

Travis Stoll: Dude, you interrupted me.

Connor Stoll: Hadeshades -

Travis Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-d -

Hades: I will have your souls for breakfast! Or dinner. Or perhaps lunch. Which would you prefer, Persephone?

Persephone: What?

Hades: I said, would you prefer to have Travis and Connor Stoll's souls for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

Persephone: Um...I prefer not to eat souls for any meal of the day.

Hades: What? They're delicious!

Persephone: Delicious? Um...no.

Hades: Fine. I'll eat them without you.

Connor Stoll: How would that work?

Hades: Oh, I'd grab your soul, send your body to the Underworld - that reminds me, I'd have to kill you first - and then I'd take a butter knife and some bread, and spread out your soul on the bread - I'd have to clean off your dirty demigod soul first, of course - and then I'd get the bread. Doesn't take too long. And with a bit of marmalade, it tastes excellent.

Connor Stoll: Oh...good to know...

Travis Stoll: In case we need to eat a soul...

Connor Stoll: If my brother's bothering me...

Travis Stoll: Good luck with that, Connor. I'd get your soul first. Hey, does anyone have any marmalade?

Connor Stoll: What's marmalade?

Travis Stoll: Uh, does anyone know what marmalade is?

Hades: Something that goes well with souls. Oh! Persephone!

Persephone: What?

Hades: We can have souls-con-marmalade for dessert!

Persephone: Dessert?

Hades: Yeah!

Persephone: Um...no thanks. I hope the rumors are true.

Hades: What rumors?

Persephone: The ones about you and Aphrodite.

Hades: Me...and Aphrodite?

Connor Stoll: Hades and Aphrodite, sitting in a tree, S-M-O-O-C-H-I...um...it's supposed to work...

Travis Stoll: Idiot. This is basic knowledge. It's like this: Hades and Aphrodite, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Connor Stoll: Oh. Yeah, that.

Hades: What's this?

Persephone: Read the article.

Hades: That's what I'm off to do.

Hermes: Oh, so you're not going to eat their souls? Good.

Persephone: Do you see why I can't stand him?

Hermes: Yeah.

Hades: fgbhnjm!

Persephone: Hi, Hades. Back from your reading?

Hades: fgbkjhh!

Persephone: *Sighs* So it's not true?

Hades: Me - and - Aphrodite - are - not - together!

Hermes: If Athena was here, she'd correct your grammar.

Hades: I DON"T CARE. I am not with Aphrodite. NOT NOT NOT! LIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLI ES!

Persephone: Of course.

Aphrodite: Of all people! Hades! He isn't Ares, and that's what makes him not my kind!

Hephaestus: You do know I'm listening, right?

Aphrodite: You're not Ares! And that's too bad for you!

Hermes: Ouch.

Hades: Aphrodite, I assure you that I don't want to date you, either.

Aphrodite: That's mean!

Percy Jackson: And that's coming from someone who regularly messes with peoples' love lives.

Aphrodite: Messes with? Huh?

Percy Jackson: Always the innocent. I see. Does anyone know where Leo is?

Leo: I do. He's at the bookstore.

Percy Jackson: Hi, Leo. Did you get the book?

Leo: No...

Percy Jackson: Well, get it soon.

Leo: Hey, don't blame me for not being excited about it. It's a book.

Percy Jackson: It's an awesome book, though.

Leo: That's not possible.

Percy Jackson: Dude, it's about little kids killing each other!

Leo: ...Seriously?

Percy Jackson: Yeah!

Leo: Bye. I'm off to the bookstore.

Percy Jackson: See you.

Hazel Levesque: Whoa. Dad. This isn't happening. It can't be.

Hades: Lies! It's not happening!

Hazel Levesque: Good. Good. Because that would make Aphrodite...my step mom? And that would be...weird. And bad.

Aphrodite: You're mean!

Demeter: Wait a second...Hades? Aphrodite? What the...

Hades: Lies!

Demeter: What?

Hades: Lies! I am not -

Demeter: Okay then. Whatever.

Travis Stoll: He is. He just doesn't want to tell you. Shh! Don't tell him I told you!

Hades: STOLL, I WILL -

Leo: Percy, I got the book.

Percy Jackson: Good. Start reading it.

Leo: Yeah...

Travis Stoll: Good timing, Leo.

Leo: Oh, you're welcome.

Hades: Okay. I've had enough. Hephaestus, kindly shut the forum down.

Hephaestus: Okay. Bye, everyone.


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