A/N - Idea credit goes to DaughterofSelene. The Persephone part is courtesy of Holly.
Aphrodades?: Rumor has it that Aphrodite, goddess of love, and Hades, god of the Underworld, are dating.
Aphrodite: Yay! Yay! I'm dating, and people wrote about it!
Athena: Aphrodite, you're always dating.
Aphrodite: Of course! Love!
Artemis: Aphrodite, did you even see who -
Aphrodite: Who? Who what?
Artemis: By Hades, Aphrodite, did you even read the article?
Hades: Zeus!
Zeus: What?
Hades: Zeus, Zeus, Zeus!
Zeus: What do you want?
Hades: I want you all to stop saying my name!
Travis Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha-des! Come on, Connor!
Connor Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha-de -
Travis Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-des! Ha -
Connor Stoll: Hadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshadeshades !
Travis Stoll: Dude, you interrupted me.
Connor Stoll: Hadeshades -
Travis Stoll: Ha-des! Ha-d -
Hades: I will have your souls for breakfast! Or dinner. Or perhaps lunch. Which would you prefer, Persephone?
Persephone: What?
Hades: I said, would you prefer to have Travis and Connor Stoll's souls for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
Persephone: Um...I prefer not to eat souls for any meal of the day.
Hades: What? They're delicious!
Persephone: Delicious? Um...no.
Hades: Fine. I'll eat them without you.
Connor Stoll: How would that work?
Hades: Oh, I'd grab your soul, send your body to the Underworld - that reminds me, I'd have to kill you first - and then I'd take a butter knife and some bread, and spread out your soul on the bread - I'd have to clean off your dirty demigod soul first, of course - and then I'd get the bread. Doesn't take too long. And with a bit of marmalade, it tastes excellent.
Connor Stoll: Oh...good to know...
Travis Stoll: In case we need to eat a soul...
Connor Stoll: If my brother's bothering me...
Travis Stoll: Good luck with that, Connor. I'd get your soul first. Hey, does anyone have any marmalade?
Connor Stoll: What's marmalade?
Travis Stoll: Uh, does anyone know what marmalade is?
Hades: Something that goes well with souls. Oh! Persephone!
Persephone: What?
Hades: We can have souls-con-marmalade for dessert!
Persephone: Dessert?
Hades: Yeah!
Persephone: Um...no thanks. I hope the rumors are true.
Hades: What rumors?
Persephone: The ones about you and Aphrodite.
Hades: Me...and Aphrodite?
Connor Stoll: Hades and Aphrodite, sitting in a tree, S-M-O-O-C-H-I...um...it's supposed to work...
Travis Stoll: Idiot. This is basic knowledge. It's like this: Hades and Aphrodite, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Connor Stoll: Oh. Yeah, that.
Hades: What's this?
Persephone: Read the article.
Hades: That's what I'm off to do.
Hermes: Oh, so you're not going to eat their souls? Good.
Persephone: Do you see why I can't stand him?
Hermes: Yeah.
Hades: fgbhnjm!
Persephone: Hi, Hades. Back from your reading?
Hades: fgbkjhh!
Persephone: *Sighs* So it's not true?
Hades: Me - and - Aphrodite - are - not - together!
Hermes: If Athena was here, she'd correct your grammar.
Hades: I DON"T CARE. I am not with Aphrodite. NOT NOT NOT! LIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLI ES!
Persephone: Of course.
Aphrodite: Of all people! Hades! He isn't Ares, and that's what makes him not my kind!
Hephaestus: You do know I'm listening, right?
Aphrodite: You're not Ares! And that's too bad for you!
Hermes: Ouch.
Hades: Aphrodite, I assure you that I don't want to date you, either.
Aphrodite: That's mean!
Percy Jackson: And that's coming from someone who regularly messes with peoples' love lives.
Aphrodite: Messes with? Huh?
Percy Jackson: Always the innocent. I see. Does anyone know where Leo is?
Leo: I do. He's at the bookstore.
Percy Jackson: Hi, Leo. Did you get the book?
Leo: No...
Percy Jackson: Well, get it soon.
Leo: Hey, don't blame me for not being excited about it. It's a book.
Percy Jackson: It's an awesome book, though.
Leo: That's not possible.
Percy Jackson: Dude, it's about little kids killing each other!
Leo: ...Seriously?
Percy Jackson: Yeah!
Leo: Bye. I'm off to the bookstore.
Percy Jackson: See you.
Hazel Levesque: Whoa. Dad. This isn't happening. It can't be.
Hades: Lies! It's not happening!
Hazel Levesque: Good. Good. Because that would make Aphrodite...my step mom? And that would be...weird. And bad.
Aphrodite: You're mean!
Demeter: Wait a second...Hades? Aphrodite? What the...
Hades: Lies!
Demeter: What?
Hades: Lies! I am not -
Demeter: Okay then. Whatever.
Travis Stoll: He is. He just doesn't want to tell you. Shh! Don't tell him I told you!
Hades: STOLL, I WILL -
Leo: Percy, I got the book.
Percy Jackson: Good. Start reading it.
Leo: Yeah...
Travis Stoll: Good timing, Leo.
Leo: Oh, you're welcome.
Hades: Okay. I've had enough. Hephaestus, kindly shut the forum down.
Hephaestus: Okay. Bye, everyone.
A/N - Please remember to review. Otherwise I won't know what you thought.
