Bad bad Naruto
"I'm going"
"Man! You're not enjoying yourself?" Kiba glances towards Shikamaru, who's seated beside him on his right. His friend is glaring at the latest woman that has approached him that night. Technically Shikamaru's glower appears like a challenge to the women and a lot more of them has already approached him and tried their hands at softening him up. Due to this aberration, Kiba is actually having more fun, since some of the women tries their hand on him and Naruto instead "Dude, you can't go yet!" Kiba without turning his head towards Naruto, elbows the loud blond on his other side to get his attention then he whispers, his lips barely moving "Oi, do something"
"What?" Naruto whispers theatrically.
Shikamaru swings his head to look at Naruto.
Kiba grins at Shikamaru "Don't mind us! Drink! Drink! It's on us"
Shikamaru frowns at Kiba, when suddenly another well-endowed woman sits on his lap "Get off" Shikamaru pushes the woman non to gently in his surprise.
While Shikamaru's attention is busy elsewhere, Kiba murmurs to Naruto "Dude, do something to stop Shikamaru from going"
Naruto thinks for a second then clicks his fingers "I have an idea. Wait here"
Naruto goes to the comfort room. On his way, he sees Kankuro. Smirking, he approaches Shikamaru's soon to be brother-in-law.
When Naruto returns to their table, only the people who knew about his sexy no jutsu would recognize him. Naruko is wearing skimpy clothes that would rival those used by the other women.
"Shika-kun" Naruko teases, caressing Shikamaru's face as he sits on his lap "I am here to drive all those women away"
Exasperated, Shikamaru is about to shove the female Naruto off his lap when a familiar voice suddenly angrily announces "So this is what you do when my sister is not around?"
Oh Shit "Kankuro" Shikamaru addresses the older nin calmly.
Kankuro's eyes continue to spit fire "You're a dead man Nara! I'll make sure Temari will know of this"
Shikamaru shrugs "I'll tell her myself"
"Honey, who is Temari?" Naruko pouts, still trying to cling on Shikamaru.
"Cut it out Naruto!" vein finally popping on his forehead, Shikamaru turns towards his supposed friend to snap at him "Or I'll tell Temari to kick your ass too!"
4/30/11
