Pilot's pov again (we'll get some Captain again soon) This is a fun episode, it was a whole lot of fun to write. Btw the title is a reference to Studio C's Captain Literally (it will make sense in a bit) Hope you enjoy it, review, share it with a friend and all that stuff :)

I took another bite of waffle while still staring at Castiel's eyes. I finally gave in and blinked. He cheered and I gave him a high five.

"Staring contest with the kid who used to be a weeping angel, great idea," the Captain laughed as she entered the kitchen.

"Morning, I made waffles, if you were interested," I reported.

She took one from the plate, "So, what are you two doing up this early?"

"Cas doesn't sleep as long as the others and he was hungry," I answered. "And bored."

She nodded, "Good thing you didn't go to the Babysitter, she's a late sleeper."
It was at that moment that the Tardis shook like crazy. A few screams echoed throughout the halls and I exchanged a worried glance with the Captain. The room began spinning and I took off down the hall.

"If this is Chekov again, I swear," I muttered to myself. I burst into the control room and found it the way I'd left it, except for the blaring warning lights and alarms. "Oh scrap!" I ran over to the console and did a once over. I read the scanner, "Oh, very much not good."

"What is it?" the Captain questioned as she came in. "Did we crash?"

"No, something crashed into us!" I reported. "Knocked us out of orbit, we're headed who knows where!" I tried to get a control of the ship with no luck.

"So what do we do?" the Captain shouted.

"Brace yourself for a crash landing!" I answered. It was a pretty big impact. I was thrown to the ground. Cap helped me up and I took in a sharp breath once I saw the console. It was smoking and pretty smashed up.

"Wow," Cap breathed. "That'll take a while to fix." I nodded my agreement. Pretty soon the kids were piled at the entrance with streams of questions.

"Okay calm down!" I commanded and the room silenced. "Is anyone hurt?" still silence, good. "Okay the Captain and I are going to go look outside, no one leave the ship okay? Where's Sarah?"

"The Babysitter's still sleeping," someone reported.

"Seriously?" I muttered. "How can she sleep through that?"

The Captain shrugged, "Okay the Protector's in charge until Sarah wakes up. We'll be back soon."
I slipped into my boots and exchanged a glance with Cap as we stepped out the door. The Tardis was disguised as a tree. A weird looking tree.

"Huh?" the Captain exclaimed. I looked around. 'Huh' pretty much summed it up. This whole planet, wherever it is was weird. Neon green grass, cartoonish cherry trees, giant mushroom houses.

"Okay then," I pronounced slowly. "Let find a civilization, I guess."

"You mean like that?" she pointed to an extremely low hanging cloud which happened to have a city on it.

"Well that's new," I commented as we started down the path. I looked around at the trees and picked on of the cherries. "These are weird."

"What do they taste bad?" the Captain laughed.

"No, I mean look at it," I pulled off the stem and it blew up. I stopped in my tracks and stared at the cherry debris in my hands.

"Whoa, what like a cherry bomb?" Cap commented. "That's really dangerous." she looked around warily at the cherry trees around us.

I snapped out of it and smiled, "Who cares they're awesome!" I gathered as many as I could as we continued down the path. We finally reached the shadow of the cloud. I looked up, "So now what?"

"Well, I found a ladder," Cap informed. "After you."

I shrugged and began climbing the ladder to the cloud city, which is the first time I've ever done that. It was a lot shorter than realistic clouds would be, but nothing around here seems to be realistic. I reached the top and jumped up onto the puffy surface. Bits of cloud stuck to my boots and I bent down to investigate.

"Dude," I uttered as the Captain joined me. "This cloud is made of cotton candy."

"What the," she took a handful of cloud and stuffed it in her mouth. She nodded, "Bubblegum. Look over there." she pointed to a bluer part of the cloud quite some ways away. It began raining in that area and I saw some white robed, winged, haloed figures bowling as the thunder sounded.

"Cherry bombs, cotton candy cloud city, and angel bowling thunder," I summed up. "I think we landed in La La Land."

"Or the Literal-verse," the Captain suggested.

"I like that," I held out my hand for a high five. She attempted to return it but we ended up bouncing off each other. "What!" She held out her hand and I slowly brought mine closer to hers. I could just barely make out the thin line of some sort of force field separating us.

"Bubble space," the Captain concluded.

"Wow, can't wait to head to town," I remarked as we made our way to the Dr. Seuss looking city. We passed some kids playing with their pet rocks. Like literally pets that were rocks, or rocks that were pets or something. A stone kitten barked at me as I passed. This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

"Brain freeze!" I heard someone shout. I turned to see a kid holding ice cream as his head froze over.

"Look I caught the hiccups!" another kid ran by holding a butterfly net. I exchanged a glance with the Captain and we just laughed.

I gasped as a literal lightning bug flew past me, "I found a baby Gingerzap pet!"

"What?" the Captain turned to me and saw the zappy firefly. "Aawww!" I was glad for my personal bubble space at the moment because she tried to nudge me and sent bright red plasma bolts rocketing out in front of her sending both of us flying in different directions.

I got up and stared at her in shock, "I did not see that coming!"

"What just happened?" her voice quivered and she stared at her hands in panic.

"Literal-verse, I guess that means Gingerzap goes nuclear," I inferred. "Like St Elmo's fire zap."

"What do I do?" she questioned.

"Well, first of all, be lucky we all have bubbles, and second," I looked over at her, "don't touch anything."

"Okay, let's just find some parts, fix the Tardis and get out of here," the Captain requested.

I scanned the area and noticed a corner store, "There looks pretty promising."

The Captain followed my gaze, "Why?"

"Well, cuz it's got a sign that says promising on it," I explained
A little bell rang as we walked through the door. A quick look around showed that this place wasn't going to help us. It looked like a little book/art shop.

"Can I help you?" I man with weird hair behind a counter asked.

"Hi, can you tell us where we can find a store that sells spaceship parts?" I asked. At that moment the Captain promptly sent out a few bolts of lightning which pretty much blew up a bookshelf in the corner.

"Sorry! Sorry, I'm so sorry!" she said quickly.

The man just waved it off, "That happens every other day, must be the new carpet."

The Captain looked down at the floor and carefully stepped off the rug and onto the tiled floor.

"And no I can't tell you," the man answered my question.

"Why is it like a rivalry business?" I questioned.

"No! This is a trading store, you can't get words without a picture!" the man answered.

I cocked my head slightly, "What?"

"Don't you know anything? One picture is worth 1000 words," he explained.

"Oh, well in that case," I pulled out a pen and sketched a picture of a submarine in a fishbowl.

The man looked at it approvingly, "Yeah there's an intergalactic auto shop two blocks down."

I looked at him anticipating, "Is that it?"

"Yup."

"Oh, okay then, thanks," I turned to make my way towards the door.
With no warning something burst through the windows, scattering shards of glass everywhere. It was a metallic sphere, it hovered in the air not that far from me.

The man sighed, "You know you could use the door! I just got those windows replaced."
The sphere's only answer was firing a death ray at the him, which merely rippled his personal bubble.

"Whoa! Hey! That is not cool!" I exclaimed commandingly. I instinctively held out my hand in a finger gun. To my surprise it actually fired. I stared at my hand in shock before smiling and bombarding it with whatever type of bullets my hands were equipped with. None of it appeared to do any damage.

"Time to die, petty humans, what fun," it giggled as it approached me. At that precise moment the Captain had a Super-Gingerzap attack. Fortunately, the the death sphere was lacking bubble space and the electricity fried it. It dropped out of the air as if it had been held up by a string and someone cut it. It smashed to the ground with smoke resonating off it's metal skin.

"What is that thing?" Cap asked. Her hair was standing up due to static charge.

I shrugged then got a closer look, "Wait, I think it's, . . Yeah the Doctor told me about them, it's a Toclafane."

The Captain cocked her head, "What like the ghost story back home?"

"No, well, okay they're not really Toclafane, the Master cyborg-a-tized these future people and called them Toclafane," I explained. "And, conveniently the only way to stun them is lightning." The Captain looked at her hands and smiled. "The real question is how they got here." I pointed out.

"I guess they just got lost somehow like we did, ended up in this pocket universe with us," she inferred.
The man cautiously approached the Toclafane and poked it. He jumped back as it opened up revealing a creepy, prunish face wired in to the sphere.

"Okay, that's weird," Cap commented. "Wait is that a, . ." She bent down and fished something out of the main frame. She held it up triumphantly, "Look what I found!"

It was a fob watch, "Well, you gonna open it?"
She pried it open and directed the stream of gold light towards the globe. When the glow dissipated a dark haired girl had appeared in it's place. She looked about 11 or so. She barely even looked around before she jumped to her feet.

"What just happened?" the man questioned.

"Why are you still here?" I complained.

"It's my shop."

"Am I dead?" the girl questioned.

"No," I laughed. "You were evacuated, remember? I'm the Pilot, that's the Captain."

"What's your name?" Cap asked.

"I'm the Ninja," she answered. The Captain made a surprised face and I just looked at the girl in amazement.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah."

"Like, you just looked into the Untempered schism, saw the entirety of the universe and said 'you know what I want to be a ninja' like really?" I questioned.

"Yeah," the Ninja shrugged. "You got a problem with that?"

"Problem? No you're awesome!" I laughed.

She smiled and glanced at the empty metal shell on the ground, "Oh there's a lot more of those outside." The Captain and I exchanged a glance and dashed out the door. We found ourselves face to face with about a dozen more killer Toclafane.

"Oh scrap," I breathed.

"You know what, we've got enough spare parts on the Tardis, let's head back," the Captain suggested.

"You're the one with super-zap powers, do your thing!" I pointed out. I pulled a handful of cherry bombs from my pocket and tossed them like grenades. Cap rubbed her hands together and shot a bolt of bright blue lightning at the nearest two spheres. The dropped to the candy cloud, spending up wisps of cotton candy as if they'd just splashed into a puddle. That was enough to get the attention of the others. They turned to us and extracted their spike blades. I dodged a laser beam, even though it probably won't do much.

"You might want to stand back," Cap suggested. I glanced over and saw her hair was super static charged. I took cover as she raised her hands. White hot St. Elmo's Fire bolts launched out at the Toclafane like Tesla Coils. They all dropped like flies and Cap giggled as smoke seeped off her hands.

"Whoa," I breathed in shock. "Yeah! Gingerzap for the WIN!"
We attempted a high five again, which probably looked pretty pathetic.

"That was so cool, how did you do that?" the Ninja questioned as she ran out.

"Skill," Cap smiled. "So how many do you think are timelords?"

"One way to find out," I faked cocked my finger gun and made my way through the pile of stunned ords. It only took one shot to open them. We searched the wiry insides of each.

"Is this what we're looking for?" the Ninja asked as she held up a gold watch.

"Yup," the Captain answered as we walked over. The Ninja opened the watch and the light poured out and surround the sphere. This girl looked about 16-ish. She stood up and took in the scene, confused. Her eyes fell on the watch and she seemed to understand.

"Oh, it's about time," she muttered. "I'm the Lieutenant, you're timelords right?"

"Yeah, I'm the Ninja that's the Captain and that's the Pilot," the Ninja informed.

She nodded, "Can I have a ride?"

"Gallifrey's stuck in a pocket universe at the moment, we've got someone out looking for it," I explained. "You can stay on our Tardis till he does. That's kinda what we do."

"Okay," the Lieutenant agreed. "Thanks."

"We should probably actually be heading back," the Captain mentioned.

"Hold on, I found another one, three in one day, wow," I bent down and pulled the watch out of a near by sphere. It was another girl, Sarah would be happy about that. She was just complaining yesterday about how many boys we have living on the Tardis. This girl was probably a little over two years old.

"You wanna take this one?" Cap offered.

I looked at the curly haired girl and then glanced at the evil Toclafane she'd been only a moment ago, "Deathstar."

"Alright then, let's get out of this weird universe," the Captain announced. I scooped up the toddler as we started to make our way back to the ladder. Once we were clear of the Toclafane graveyard, I tossed a few more cherry bombs their why just to make sure they were taken care of. Deathstar giggled at the explosion which made us all laugh.
We walked past all the weird haired kids again. This time one of them was feeding his pet dragon some fire crackers. Like actually cracker fire crackers. It took us about ten-ish minutes to reach the Tardis. I stashed my pockets with more cherry bombs as the Captain unlocked the door.

"Dude, really? How many of those are you gonna take?" she questioned as the Lieutenant and Ninja entered the Tardis.

"Are you kidding me they're awesome!" I defended. I closed and locked the door behind me as I kicked off my shoes. "So do you think Sarah's awake yet?"

The Captain smiled, "Hopefully."

"Who's Sarah?" the Ninja asked.

"She's the babysitter," she answered.

"Wait hold on, do you hear that?" I lowered my voice. "It's quiet. That never happens something must be wrong." I joked.

"Or they're playing hide and seek," Cap pointed out. I smiled and set Deathstar down.

"Let's go see," I suggested. Holding Deathstar's hand, we made our way down the hall. The Ninja and the Lieutenant trailed behind us.

"I hear something over there," the Ninja informed. I opened the door and we found all of the kids along with Sarah in the dark crowded around a flat screen.

"I could've done it, Father! For you! For all of us," the movie said. Cap stopped in her tracks and I made a little squeal/gasp sound. The Captain switched off the TV just as Loki fell off the Bifrost. There was complete silence as everyone in the room simultaneously, slowly turned to stare at Loki, the five year old who was staring wide eyed at the blank screen in shock. The Captain and I then both turned to stare at Sarah.

"Oops," she piped weakly.
I exchanged a glance with the Captain and turned back to Sarah. The voices in my head were already screaming.

"Sarah what were you thinking?!" I hissed.

"I, uh, well, I just, . . ." her voice trailed off and she looked down.

"Not cool," Cap scolded.

Sarah finally looked passed us and spotted the new kids, "Finally some girls!"
Despite the fact that we'd just mentally scarred a five year old and freaked out every child on the ship, that was hilarious.

Alright there you have it. Tune in next week for: "Gravity". Another favorite.

Who else can't wait for the season finally tonight!? I need to know who this Missy person is!