Naruto changing clothes: No one seems to have a problem with Naruto's clothes in canon, but the fandom sets that straight. In fandom every character thinks Naruto dresses like a moron and they will not hesitate to point this out. Even Naruto himself sometimes hates his own clothes.

It makes no sense! First off, Naruto obviously thinks his clothes are hot shit in canon! He loves the hell out of them and they have their own distinct style. Yah its not appropriate for a ninja, but then what about Naruto is? In fact, the only proper ninja seems to be Kakashi as everyone else make themselves about as flamboyant as possible! Even Sasuke, one of the most tragic characters, has his moments of "Overdoing" the whole ninja thing.

It is fine if Naruto changes clothes. But it always is the first thing a crappy writer does to make him "cooler".

If you don't like his clothes, that's you not liking his clothes. You are not a character in the story! Your opinion on things should have very little influence on the way a character behaves!

Point is; Naruto dresses the way he wants, not the way you want.

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Naruto dating older women while still a child: I am not reading any story in which a six year old is dating a twenty year old. That a niche that I'm not a part of and you shouldn't be either.

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Everyone is gay: There is nothing wrong with writing about the homosexual exploits of the cast of Naruto. But! Babies have to come from somewhere and that can't happen if everyone is boning the same gender (mpreg subverts this problem, I guess).

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Naruto is never Bi: I don't see why this doesn't happen more. I would read a Naruto story where he is bi and confused about his sexuality. However! Bi people are not your personal porn stars! Just because Naruto will date both genders and all characters doesn't mean there should be an orgy around every corner. Bi people are not auto-sluts.

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Did I mention how much I dislike Chunnin Day Exams?

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It seriously sucks.

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Exiled Naruto: It was entertaining for a brief moment, but it has been beat to death. It WAS a good plot device in one story, but most likely not YOUR story since you clearly can't think up anything original.

Copy and pasted for instant drama and leaf villains! No thinking needed!

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Self insert: Hardly ever entertaining or original. There might be one out there somewhere, but I can guarantee you that I won't find your over powered avatar endearing or amusing in the least.

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All power council: Your attempts at making a group of people so generically boring and evil that they are literally made of wet cardboard have succeeded!

This one just fucks with me. The Hokage is the strongest! I dare the "Civilian council" to push Sarutobi or Tsunade around. Won't happen cause its fucking stupid!

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Anyway, there are more cliches that I wont get to in this story. I think I have milked this for all its worth at the moment.

There will be one final, extravagant chapter and then Naruto Fanfiction Cliches will retire. I hope you all have enjoyed this story and will enjoy the finale.

Until next time! Peace!