AN: I'm back! This is something I just had inspiration to write today, so I wrote it up and decided to post it for your reading enjoyment. It's just ment to be a funny little follow up, so I hope you enjoy it! Also, just so you know, I'm planning on changing my penname to Ksilverstar25 or something similar depending on availibiity. Watch for more stories of mine coming to a computer near you!


Epilogue for the Epilogue

It had been five years since the events that had brought Edward back into my life. They had been the happiest five years of my life. Technically, I was now twenty eight years old although I didn't look a day over eighteen. Actually, I probably looked younger than that; a woman had wanted to help me find 'my mommy' in a Vegas casino a couple of years ago. You would have thought the bucket of quarters I was carrying would have tipped her off for crying out loud.

I very rarely thought about Henry Brandon junior or senior, that was a chapter of my life I considered closed. So imagine my surprise when I opened the paper that had been delivered to our lovely Alaskan home to see my former name splashed across the front page. My eyes widened as I quickly scanned the page. Scanning is much easier when you're a vampire.

Super Spy Man: The Bella Brandon Story

You've read about it in the papers, you've seen the reports on TV, and now you can watch the action from a theatre near you! The Bella Brandon story is one of the most famous scandals involving a politician in the last century. The actual events have been shrouded in mystery since the climatic release of Miss Brandon five years ago.

This original screenplay was sent anonymously to Director Pinenski approximately fifteen months ago. "I fell in love with it immediately," Says Director Pinenski. "This fresh, exciting new story is told from the prospective of the man claiming to be 'Super Spy Man' as caught on camera by the news crews present at Bella's release. The plot is grounded in reality, but takes a whimsical turn into fantasy when Super Spy Man, a brilliant but misunderstood man with superpowers takes on Bella's case. He is aided by his slightly bumbling sidekick, Mediocre Spy Boy along with his misfit family."

Miss Brandon was unavailable for comment as to the accuracy of this take, as she disappeared from the public eye almost immediately after her release.

Director Pinenski assures us that this motion picture event is sure to evoke tears and even laughter, as there is much comedic relief provided by Spy Man's sidekick. If you see one movie this year, make it 'Super Spy Man: The Bella Brandon Story,' it's sure to uplift your spirit and tickle your funny bone.

"Well shit," I said matter-of-factly as I finished the article. "Emmett!" I called out. Several seconds later he came rushing down the stairs and slid to a stop in front of me.

"You wanna explain this to me?" I asked, throwing the paper down onto the table. He scanned the article and a wide grin broke out over his face.

"They're using my screenplay!" he cried out excitedly.

"I realized that," I said, giving Emmett a dry look. "You do know that my husband is going to murder you."

"Eh, he'll just be mad that I portrayed him true to life, and didn't sugar coat his flaws," Emmett said, still oblivious to the impending danger.

"I hope you at least didn't make yourselves vampires in the screenplay," I said. Surely he at least had the sense not to do that.

"Of course not," he said looking offended at the very idea. "Why does everyone always think I'm stupid?"

I shrugged, hoping he wouldn't push that particular issue.

"I'm a fallen angel, doomed to walk the earth until the end of time. Edward is an imp, assigned to assist me until he makes restitution for all of his evil deeds." And I thought the original plot was bad. Unfortunatly Emmett continued, oblivious to my dramatic eye roll. "You should read the second screenplay I wrote. It's an entirely fictional account of what would have happened if I had been there to help with the Richard Nixon scandal. I call it, The Real Deep Throat: Super Spy Man's Beginnings."

I dropped my head to the table with a thunk. "That's the worst title I've ever heard Emmett," I finally choked out. Eternity living with Emmett was going to be a very, very long time.