chapter 27 more pirates! What could possibly mess this up?
Zealth: Hi
Herochan: Oh come on! First I'm stuck with Will on a haunted ship now your here?
Zealth: I promise I'm just here foe the disclaimer!Herochan1313 doesn't own KH or anything else just plot and OC's.
Herochan: I could kill you but instead I chose to challenge you to a children's card game![1]
Zealth: You wouldn't dare do that sugar king!
Herochan: Try me I dare you. In fact you you know what we have to do for reviews now?
Kairi walks in with Donald and somehow gets a gun aimed at his head.
Kairi: Review now or the duck gets full of lead, tee hee.
Donald: Wak! Herochan you can't let them kill me right?
Herochan: It's outta my hands dude, besides if this gets us reviews...
While the crew fought Cixea ,Will and Herochan searched the Flying Dutchman for the key but had found nothing. The only other person aboard was a sailor who had been
trying to raise the sails despite the fact that the ship was sunk. Will tried to help the man realize this but Herochan said " Don't Will, just let the poor soul do what he wants."
They kept on searching but found nothing save for a drowning man that had a strange star fish on his face. Soon they heard a loud noise and a ship rose out of the sea and
was filled with half fish half man pirates that didn't look as friendly as the fish-men from the Grand line. " Will? I'm gonna take a long shot and guess that that's the real Flying
Dutchmen." Herochan said as the fish pirates came aboard. The few of this ships crew mates were gathered and even thought Will and Herochan fought bravely they soon
were also captured and placed with the barely living crew. A sound of wood on wood as the monster Davy Jones showed himself. His face was that of an octopus and he wore
a trihorn hat and overcoat that were very dirty looking. One of his arms was a lobster arm and one leg was a peg leg, he also had a cane.[2] A hammerhead shark pirate then
told him " Six alive sir." Jones studied the men and stopped on one man who seemed to be preying heavily and blew the smoke from the pipe he was smoking and said " Do
you fear death?" The man hesitated then nodded as Jones resumed " scared of endless darkness and having your sins bared to all? Then you could live forever in exchange for
a few years of labor..." Suddenly another of the almost dead sailors yelled " Don't listen to him!" Jones turned to the man who said this and asked " Do you not fear death as
well?" The man looked Jones right in the eye and said " We must all face death at some point, even you monster!" Jones laughed at this before telling the hammerhead shark
man " To the depths with him then!" The hammer head pirate nodded and drew a knife and cut the man's throat before tossing him over board. Jones then noticed Will and
Herochan and said to Will " You! You are neither dead nor dying." He then turned to Herochan and said " And you are both dead and alive, what business have ye on this
ship?" Herochan looked ready to explain but Will quickly said " Jack Sparrow sent us to settle his debt." Jones paused before asking " What was that boy ?" Will repeated his
answered and Jones laughed before saying " Did he now? Well then I 'm surely tempted to accept that offer! ." He looked at where the pearl was at, even thought it was
covered in darkness, and vanished.
On the Pearl things were looking rather grim, as Cixea was hell bent on wooing Issac. With one simple command from her magic mic everyone else was blocked from the battle by a barrier and Issac had to handle her by himself. " Please can't you see That I don't want to hurt you or your cute face!" She told him as they dodged each others attacks.
Issac was blushing , he thanked the goddess that his scarf hid that, and managed to say " I don't wish to harm you as well... but you are still my foe and I cannot allow you to
bewitch me. She started to fume before she held her mic up to her lips and sang " Fire , fire burning bright help this boy see how his heart now mine!" A huge fire ball then
headed straight for him but he closed his eyes and raised a hand in the air with his index and middle finger combined and said " Wind." A gentle breeze then reflected the flame
back at Cixea who blocked it and sang " Thunder, thunder, hotter then fire this boy's heart help me hot wire!" A trio of thunder bolts then advanced on Issac but the boy held
his stance and said " Water." A splash of water came up on deck and some how absorbed the lightning and faded away. By now Cixea was fuming and yelled " I didn't want to
use this but you left me no other choice! " She then raised her mic and sang " Darkness, Darkness come forth now! This boy's heart I demand NOW!" a single pink heart formed
and gently floated into Issac who fell to his knees. Sora got as close as the barrier would allow and said " Issac! You have to get up now!" As if on cue Issac did raise, and he
dusted off his shoulders before lifting his katana and saying " Sheared rose." His katana then glimmered and he vanished and reappeared beside her as he slashed right on
her left shoulder. She cried out in pain and then jumped up and giggled. " You are pretty good! I almost died back there. I have to go now but maybe we'll see each other soon
Issac." She then blushed and kissed him full on the lips before opening a corridor and leaving. Issac took a moment to understand what just happened before he lowered his
scarf and had had the most massive nose bleed Sora had ever seen. They couldn't rest however as Jack had yelled and they saw Davy Jones on board and were rounded up by
Jone's crew. " Jack Sparrow! The time has come to settle your debt." Jack fumbled a bit before saying " But I have! In fact I gave you two souls for the one!" Jones grew upset
and said " The deal was you get to be captain of the black pearl for thirteen years in exchange for one soul to work on my ship. And while two people you did send to me, that
does not equal one human soul!" Jack then asked " Ah but I was only captain for two years before being mutinied upon." Jones then chuckled and said" But you were captain ,
a poor captain but one nevertheless. And haven't you always introduced yourself as captain Jack Sparrow all these years?" Jack looked away then asked " Right then mate,
how many people do you think my soul is worth?" Jones chuckled and said " One hundred human souls!" Jack then placed a hand on Jone's shoulder and said " Have you met
young William Turner mate? He's brave, heroic easily worth four maybe three and a half souls at best. And lad Herochan has saved many a worlds so he can count for at best
ten did I also mentioned that they are in love?" Jones moved Sparrow's hand and answered " The Turner boy is one soul and that infernal vampire has no soul! You have three
days to give me the other ninety-nine souls or be dragged to the depths!" Jones and his crew then left and Xiolada calmly asked Jack " Sparrow? Did you send my Herochan
over there knowing full well he could be used to complete whatever deal you made with Jones?" Jack tried to back away but she cornered him and he said " Well lass, I might
have possibly done said thing but it was all in good fun." Xiolada frowned and pointed her keyblade at the pirate before saying " Weeping willows!" A large weeping willow
then grew and grabbed Jack and Xiolada bared her fangs and said " Hazard plant!" A small orange flower then bloomed on Jack and soon started to talk gibberish and walk
around like a drunkard... so he was normal more or less. " What now? I'm worried about Herochan and Will but what are going to do about the whole ninety nine souls thing?"
Sora asked. Jack spoke up then " Simple mate, we do what I always do when lost: Head for Tortuga."
On board the Flying Dutchman , Will and Herochan were forced to work, or at least Will was seeing as Herochan was useless to Jones . " I swear Will, next time we see Jack I
might consult on going feral om his ass, you?" Will nodded but was working on Raising the sail with the crew while creepy organ music was heard from the captain's when a
crew mate told Mr Turner to fix something another man tried to do this as well and Will was to be lashed. However the man and Herochan stopped the lasher . " I'll take them
all!" The pirate asked , he had pale green skin and had a star fish on his face and wore common pirate a tire. " And what has brought this about?" The man paused before
answering " My son. He's my son." This stunned Will and Herochan but Jones just laughed and prepared to lash Will when his father, Bootstrap Bill, was forced to do it instead
to spare his son, and so five lashes later Will was released and his father tried to talk to him but Will yelled " I don't need your help! What was that now an act of compassion?"
His father then said " Yes." And Will left in a huff. Herochan tried to follow but Bootstrap told him " No. Best to leave him be for now... I'm sure that he's confused and angry
about me being here. Why were you two on that ship anyway?" Herochan then explained " We were looking for this key that Jack wanted for some chest." All of a sudden the
wall besides them and a pirate who was part of the ship cried " The key!" Herochan turned to him and asked " What do you know about this?" The pirate then said " You need
the key to find the chest. The captain always has it hidden." Herochan then asked " And the chest?" the pirate. could only replied " It's hidden." Herochan gave up and went on
to find Will.
Tortuga was one huge beer fueled party and no one save for Gibbs and Jack felt at home there. Everywhere Sora looked they were pirates drinking beer or fighting for no good
reason " Sora?I don't like it here, it's loud , full of drunks, and everyone's fighting ." Kairi said. Auzuel laughed and said " What's not to like about that?You should see his
majesty on his drinking days." Donald then asked Jack " What 's the plan this time Jack?" Jack was currently floundering about but answered " It's very simple my feathered
mate, old master Gibbs will head into the nearest pub and swindle, i mean convince some poor lost souls to join our crew and neglect to mention the 100 souls deal savy?"
They didn't seem to like this idea but Xiolada said " Well... if it's to save my Herochan then I say we go for it! Mari what's that look for?" Mari was indeed glaring at Xiolada and
answered " You'd be willing to sell the souls of a hundred pirates just to free Sire when he's going to free himself anyway?" Xiolada nodded and retorted " Wouldn't you girls
do the same for him?" Auzuel,Haze,Mari, and Shale then said all at the same time " Yes! We live to serve our king and do anything for him!" Sora was impressed , he thought
that all of Herochan's friends were a bit...fan girlish at best but they seemed to really respect him and care about his safety. Gibbs tried his best but in the end he could only
recruit four people before an old foe of theirs: former commador Norington[3]. " So am I worthy enough to sail under the mighty Jack Sparrow or can I kill you now?" Norington
asked Jack, who had a plant in hand and tried to run away, and nearly missed a shot from Norington's pistol and the bullet zoomed around and it caused the biggest bar brawl
Sora had ever seen. To make matters worse a new breed of heartless, huge fat ones that wore air pirate outfits but had beer mugs that had minds of their own [4]. " Sora!
Everybody's fighting us! How are we gonna take out the heartless with all this-" Goofy tried to say before a random drunk punched his jaw. Jack was fighting Norington, Kairi
and Namine were fighting off a few lust-filled drunks and King Mickey was helping out all the others who got dragged into this. Sora faced the Groggy Grudes, worst heartless
name ever, and pulled out a summon charm with a lighting bolt on it and called out " Lightning McQueen!" " Kachow!" Came the upbeat reply as a red race car with tons of
stickers and a lightning bolt on his sides[5] Sora climbed on top of the car and aimed his keyblade towards the heartless and a series of lightning circles trapped them while
McQueen rammed them for a while. After all the heartless were gone the drunks , or at least the one's who didn't run at the sight of the talking car, tried to rush Sora but he
and McQueen yelled out "Kachow!" And a massive thunder bolt scattered the drunkards.[6]. Norington then came out of nowhere trying to slash Sora when a bottle hit him in
the head and a strangely feminine man said " I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!" All the pirates cheered at that and Sora went up to Jack who said " Shall we go
then mate?"
Good chapter huh? More on the way and like Kairi said review or Donald dies! Also more pirates yays!
[1] This is a reference to the Yugioh! abridged series that I've started to watch.
[2] Davy Jones : The most feared pirate in Port Royal, he was once a sailor who ferried souls to the afterlife but after falling in love with a woman who broke his heart he ripped it out and became a monster who brings half dead men on his ship for eternal work. He first appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest
[3] James Norington: Formerly a commador who wanted to wed Elizabeth until the cursed pirates kidnapped her, now he's a common drunk. He first appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean:The curse of the black pearl.
[4]Groggy Grudes: Large heartless whose beer mugs move about while the heartless stumble about all drunk.
[5]Lightning McQueen: A race car who lived life in the fast lane and cared only about winning, however after he got lost in the small town of Radiator Springs he started tounderstand the finer things in life. He first appeared in Cars.
[6] Sora and McQueen's "Kachow blitz" limit.
