#Profanity
"I'm not happy with your continued use of profanity"
"what?"
"I don't like you saying Fuck."
"Really? But Its a wonderfully strong, versatile and powerful word. I fuck. You fuck. We fuck. " She smiles to herself. "Man , do we fuck. You have a real gift for it."
Sheldon bristles "The act is clinically correctly called coitus."
Penny waves a hand at him "Ok, let me interuptus your coitus as you can shelve that right now. Clinical is right, its cold. Sex is hot and messy and passionate and fun. Its screwing and fucking and making the beast with two backs. Its doing it. Getting laid. Getting lucky. Boning and balling and getting some. Fuck is a great word"
She remembers something
"You ever heard of George Carlin?
"Rufus? "
"Yes, he played Rufus" She sighed. "Your knowledge is really broad and narrow at the same time. Well, he was a famous comedian. Man, When i first came out here a guy i was seeing played his stuff over and over. I used Carlin's Fuck monolog when i was studying emoting on stage."
Sheldon shakes his head disapprovingly "Oh, i dont know any Blue comedy."
"You need to loosen up. you may find it interesting, Its all about the word fuck"
She stands in the middle of the room, facing away from him. She gathers herself, taking a moment to shake out her arms and shake her head then turns back to him. She's taken a different stance, a slight roll to her shoulders, hair back. Her posture and body language are definitely male as she shuffles forward and starts to gesture with her hands as she talks;
"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.
In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories.
She goes through the whole monologue, about how Fuck is a noun, verb and adjective, adverb, can be sexual or nonsexual , express joy anger or dismay and can even make a whole sentence.
She grins as she says "Fuck, the Fucking Fuckers Fucked!"
Sheldon sits in his spot, impassively watching her performance then shakes his head.
"I still don't like it. It's unladylike"
