A/N: Okay, replying time.
Bronze Cat: Yes. We actually killed Merry. Sorry. We're posting it via PM in your head (aka in your imagination). Also, yes, Gollum, will talk like Yoda later. Actually, in the next scene.
Misto-Forever: Like we have said before, old lady's coming back. Yes, yes she is. But not in the Shelob scene. We have something very, uh, different planned for that.
The NCISElf: Yay! We are so grateful to you for that question! That was one of the first things we came up with for this story, before we even wrote the plot, and it's all sitting on a piece of paper that we never ended up including in the story. So, here you are: Frodo has, of course, the one iPhone, with extensive apps, and WiFi! Sam has originally had a 90's cell phone with no texting, but we realized he needed to be able to text, and so we gave him a typical AT&T. Merry and Pippin have typical hobbit phones (aka AT&T's). Gimli has a turn-dial cell phone! Basically it's a cell phone with a turn-dial, like with the phones from the 20's, instead of buttons. This type of phone is typical for dwarves across Middle-Earth. Legolas has a pretty average Verizon, which sort of takes away from his abnormal perfection. Aragorn and Boromir have Androids. Not much to say there. Gandalf has an old 90's cell phone. In fact, it's the one 90's cell phone. Anyways, hope that answers your question.
Saren-Dipety: We went to a Regal Cinema in _. Sorry. Not telling you where we live.
AquaDiamond-Girl: We killed Merry for reasons mentioned in the author's note below. And Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas will come back soon.
veebeejustte: Well, I'm sorry Vibeka, I answered the questions without you because you weren't available. You were in school. I was at home. Sick. If you remember.
Scene 28
(Sam and Frodo are walking.)
Sam: Hey stupid! Don't get too far ahead!
Frodo: Why are you calling him names?
Sam: 'Cause that's what he is! All he wants is your stupid iPhone.
Frodo: Hey, you have no idea what it did to him and who he was before he got it.
Sam: Look, you're not bringing him back. Once possessed by the iPhone, always possessed by the iPhone, that's what I always say.
Frodo: And what do you know about it?! Absolutely nothing! (pauses for a while) Sorry, I don't know why I said that.
Sam: I know, it's the iPhone. It's possessing you.
Frodo: I thought you just said – never mind. Anyways it's my task, my own. You're not gonna help me.
Sam: Can't you hear yourself? You sound like a bratty teenager.
Frodo: Yeah, and you sound like a nagging parent.
(Sam slaps himself on the forehead.)
A/N: First of all, Vibeka and I just want to explain why we killed off Merry so that everybody will know forever. See, Merry is our fourth favorite hobbit. Unless, you count Bilbo, when he becomes our fifth favorite. Unless you count Rosie, when he becomes... Yeah. Basically, we feel a huge, burning sense of indifference toward Merry. We didn't realize everybody else loved him so much! When we got to that part, we figured it was about time to kill somebody else off, so we thought, "Oh, we don't care about Merry too much. Let's just get rid of him." Well, we were definitely wrong about nobody caring. But we're still not changing it. Also, special surprise! In honor of the Hobbit, since we went to see it and missed yesterday and it was so amazing, we're posting another scene! Right now!
