Title: Live a Little

Author: celemna
Date: 8/23/08
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Nnoitra Jiruga x Neliel Tu
Challenge - Table: 365- A
Prompt: 28 - Market
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach- Also this one is AU as well! What the hell do I do with this one? Were this not on a 300 word limit I could make it something but some of these are damn near impossible. xD

"We're not getting the Cocoa Puffs." Neliel said to Nnoitra as he began to lift the box of sugary cereal from the rack. "They're hardly nutritious."

Nnoitra took his hand off the Cocoa Puffs and rolled his eyes. "Well if ya don't want me picking something you don't like why don't you just let me stay home?" Nnoitra Jiruga really hated shopping with his wife. He laughed at the stereotype of newly weds cooking and shopping together. He'd just married his wife a month ago and he had never once wanted to shop or cook with her, but she made him.

"It's not as if I've put everything you've picked back, Nnoitra" Neliel stated ignoring all the snacks, chips, and frozen dinners she'd put back for 'nutrition" reasons. "Besides, if I don't bring you, you'll only complain about the food I buy."

"Really Neliel? Well I'm complaining now! Even you need to take a chill pill every now and then.. Eat some fuc-...Cocoa Puffs! An' don't give me sh-...stuff about the baby because I guarantee you just once in it's life the kid's gonna want to eat Cocoa puffs. Personally I think even an unsentient being gets a little pissy when they have a little too much broccoli and not enough godd-..ang Cocoa puffs!"

She laughed at his exaggeration, but with a sigh she realized that he had a point. She released an overbearing sigh and took a box of Cocoa puffs from the aisle. "Fine then, we'll have some Cocoa puffs"