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Chapter 28: The Emotional Fan People
May woke up earlier than usual the day before the four couples' weddings were going to be.
Kanyla was already up when May went to the bathroom, she was drinking hot chocolate.
"Do you want to go for a walk May?" Kanyla asked as May finished up brushing her teeth and stuff.
"Sure!" May said as she slipped on her usual outfit.
Kanyla and May had walked out barefooted onto the beach.
As they walked they ran into a few people they knew who said they couldn't wait for the wedding.
Eventually they ran into someone they didn't want to meet, Brenden Birch.
"Hello, Brenden." Kanyla said coldly as May just turned her head away.
"May I just want to say I'm sorry for what I did and that I'm glad you were kind enough to invite me to your wedding." Brenden said quickly then started walking away.
May and Kanyla stood there trying to comprehend what the fan boy just said.
"I think he apologized and thanked you for the invite." Kanyla finally said.
"I think he said that the world was being taken over by squids…" May said.
Kanyla stared at May as she sweat dropped.
As they continued walking they soon were swarmed by fan boys.
"Why are you marrying that grass haired creep, my lovely May?"
"How could you marry that ugly grub of a boy, Kanyla the beautiful and great?"
"What are you doing to yourself, my one and only love, May?"
"Who would want that nobody of a fiancé you have, my love, Kanyla, when you can have me?"
"When did this happen, my sweet May?"
"Where'd you go, the victor of my heart? Where'd you go, Kanyla?"
Kanyla and May sweat dropped and blushed brightly at all the comments.
"Um," May said as she rubbed the back of her head.
Kanyla was thinking really hard though. Finally a light bulb came above her head.
"I got it!" Kanyla said before whispering something to May.
Kanyla and May both grabbed a Pokéball and yelled, "Let's go!"
The two Pokémon that came out were, Charizard and Beautifly.
May returned Beautifly as they both climbed on Charizard's back and Charizard flew off.
Kanyla and May started laughing once they were in the air.
"Can you believe how crazy they were?" Kanyla asked as she told Charizard afterwards where to go.
"No, I mean that's just nuts." May laughed as they landed at the top of their hotel.
The two girls landed on the roof with Kanyla's Charizard.
They quickly put on disguises, that Kanyla had brought conveniently with her.
(Drew: Wierdo…
Kanyla: Hey!
Drew: What?
Kanyla: Fine then. Next time you get attacked by fan girls, I'm not helping!
Drew: Fine.
Kanyla: (In a freaky fan girl voice) AHH!! OHEMGEE! It's Drew!!!!
Fan girls: DREW!!!
Drew: (Glares at Kanyla) I hate you.
Kanyla: (Smiles sweetly) Love you too!)
Kanyla and May were wearing trench coats, hats, and dark sunglasses with funny noses and moustaches.
As they walked down the hall, they ran into Drew and Jess.
May had to ruin the wonderful illusion they were creating (Note the sarcasm) by saying, "Hi Drew, sweetie." As they were walking past.
Drew stared at the two girls with a hint of amusement.
"Kanyla? May?" Jess asked incredulously.
May and Kanyla flashed worried looks at each other.
"Shh!" May said.
Then with that the two girls ran toward their room.
Drew and Jess just stood there musing about their girlfriends.
With a shrug they left to meet up with Ash and Paul at the restaurant.
As they walked down the street they were crowded by fan girls.
"Drewie-bear!" one screamed.
"Jesse-lambs!" another one screamed.
Before long Kanyla and May came through with their funny looking disguises and Kanyla called out her Charizard as Drew got the idea and called out his Flygon. Kanyla and Jess climbed onto Charizard as Drew and May climbed onto Flygon.
Jess couldn't stop thanking Kanyla enough. Kanyla was blushing underneath her disguise as they landed.
Kanyla than threw the two boys the same strange disguises as her and May were wearing.
Drew and Jess reluctantly put them on.
(Kanyla: (smirking) Hmmm… what was that you just did Mr. High and Mighty?
Drew: (glares) Its condawg1's fault!
Condawg1: Hey! Don't drag me into this!
Kanyla: Fine if you don't need the disguise and you don't like it anymore…
Kanyla smiles slyly.
Drew: (suspicious face) You wouldn't…
Kanyla: I did before and I'm not afraid to do it again!
Drew: NO!
Kanyla: (whispering) Yes
May: Hey my main peeps!
Kanyla and Drew stare.
May: I can't be awesome and wickywickywack
Kanyla and Drew sweat drop with condawg1 by them.
Condawg1: Okay… When May starts talking like that, that means that we need to go back to the story…)
Then the four sneaked down to the restaurant where Ash, Misty, Dawn, and Paul were waiting.
"I wonder where they are." Misty said looking at her watch.
"Yeah! I wonder where they are too! Cause we can't start eating until they get here!" Ash said as everyone sweat dropped.
"I hope they are all okay…" Dawn said worried.
"Knowing Drew, they probably got attacked." Paul said unconcerned, "And then Kanyla and May went to save Drew and Jess. Then Kanyla got some crazy disguises out and they're probably on their way here in the disguises."
Everyone looked at Paul.
Almost 11 minutes later, four strangers in funny sunglasses and moustaches, too large trench coats, and too shady hats came into the restaurant.
Misty, Dawn, and Ash looked at Paul again and he stared at his plate darkly.
The four strangers sat down at the table and took off the disguises.
"Hey! Paul was right!" Ash exclaimed and everyone sweat dropped.
Soon they finished eating and Ash and Paul both went off by themselves as Misty and Dawn went somewhere together and the foursome wore their disguises and spent the rest of the day together. Before leaving thought Kanyla gave Ash, Paul, Misty, and Dawn disguises just in case.
Ash was walking along and suddenly he smelled something really, really good. It was a piece of freshly baked pie!
Ash, being dumb, walked toward the smell of the pie.
He didn't know what waited for him at the end of his search.
He was led into a dark alley way. Finally he found the slice of pie, on a decorated table, under a light.
Ash ate the pie. When he finished he realized there was a message for him on the decorated table.
It read, "WE LOVE ASH KETCHUM. WE ARE THE FAN GIRLS."
Ash looked around the dark alley way to see eyes everywhere.
One of the set of eyes moved closer, it was a girl with flowing brown locks and green eyes, "Why didn't you choose me Ash? I'm much prettier than that Misty girl."
Ash stepped back to bump into another girl, this one with platinum blonde hair and steel gray eyes, "Or me? I'm the prettiest of all here."
Ash screamed like a little girl as the fan girls overcame him.
Suddenly his Pikachu (who was watching from a safe distance) came to his aid.
"PIKACHU!!!!" Pikachu shouted as he let out a large thunderbolt, electrifying all the fan girls and Ash.
Then Pikachu stepped over all the fried fan girls to reach Ash and then got out one of his Pokémon, Staraptor.
Pikachu than slapped Ash to wake him and threw the disguise on him before pushing him onto Staraptor and jumping on. Staraptor flew off as Ash realized what just happened and was thanking Pikachu.
Paul was sulking about one thing or another when suddenly he heard an eerie voice saying, "Paul."
The voice seemed seductive and eerie at the same time.
Paul didn't care and just continued walking, then he heard it again, "Paul."
Then suddenly afterwards he heard a scream that sounded like Dawn's scream, "Dawn?"
He heard it again and started walking toward the scream. He walked to the beach when he saw no one he started turning away.
He turned to see two pools of mud.
He backed away to see that it was actually a girl that had wavy purple hair and mud colored eyes.
"Hello Paul," She said in what she thought was a seductive voice and batted her eye lashes.
Paul backed away and glared, "Leave me alone."
She was suddenly pulled back by a different girl with blue hair and blue eyes like Dawn but was 20 times uglier then her.
"Don't marry that slut, what's-her-face! Marry me! I have the same charming look times infinity." The girl said as she attached herself to his arm.
He looked disgusted and pried her off, "Let's go, Electabuzz."
His Electabuzz came out and he said, "Thunder."
Electabuzz did what he was told and soon all the fan girls that were closing in and now they were all on the ground and fried. Paul returned the Pokémon and then put on the trench coat and hat and then shoved on the glasses.
Meanwhile Misty and Dawn were walking around when suddenly Dawn saw a store with the big letters, "SALE!"
Of course she dragged Misty into it then as soon as they got in the lights were turned off and the door slammed shut.
Dawn held onto Misty in fear.
Then a single light was shined onto the two of them and there were millions of eyes around them.
Dawn whispered, "This is like a movie I once saw!"
Misty rolled her eyes then a guy came out, he had deep green hair that was spiked up and blue eyes.
"My love, the one, the only, Misty Waterflower! One as beautiful as thou shouldn't be marrying the dense trainer you call, your fiancé."
Misty sweat dropped and then another boy came out. He had pale blonde hair and deep green eyes.
"Dawn Hikari, you are so beautiful like a bluebell. I love you with all my heart! Why oh why do you have to marry that unoriginal boy, Paul?"
Misty got annoyed and had a personal space issue so as the boys crowded in she couldn't take it anymore.
"THAT IS IT! IF YOU DON'T ALL GET THE HECK OUT OF THE WAY THEN I'M GONNA MAKE YOU!" Misty screamed as she pulled out a shiny, metal mallet.
"Hey your mallet isn't supposed to be metal!" One boy said.
Misty grinned evilly, "I got an upgrade."
All the boys' eyes widened, "RUN FOR IT!"
They all dashed out the door and Misty and Dawn went outside in their disguises.
At the end of the day they were all in their rooms, tired of fan girls/boys.
Okay so that's what that was.
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