"What the hell?" Sokka asked.

"South Park rocks my socks, man," Mistress Monster replied.

Katara looked weirdly at Jia Yu, Taang and Mistress Monster, who shrugged. "and Sokka, you're singing about your own mother."

"WHAT?!" Sokka yelled.

Mistress Monster raised the tazer and Sokka cringed.

Sokka: Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different,

Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,

And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,

It might go a little something like this...

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,

And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,

Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch

Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm

Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

"SOKKA!" Katara yelled, "she's my mom too!"

"And we all know where your mom goes," Mistress Monster commented.

"Oh? Where?" Sokka and Katara asked.

"TO COLLEGE!" Taang and Mistress Monster yelled happily.

"I don't see why you two don't sing something," Smellerbee commented.