THE WORD NO

Gintoki stood there breathing heavy. He has two diapers in his hand. Gintosu and Ginharu sat on the floor naked. They stare at Gintoki. "Alright. I'm going to ask you two one more time. Get over here, so I put your diapers on."

"No," Gintosu said.

"What was that?"

"We said no," Ginharu repeated.

"Why you little-get over here." Gintoki chase after them. The twins stood up and ran around the room laughing. He almost caught them but they end up crawling between his legs so they can get away. The twins ran behind the sofa. "Ginharu, Gintosu. Get over here!" The twin's peeks behind the couch.

"No," the twins said giggling. Gintoki grit his teeth.

"That's it, both of you are going down." He ran towards them. The twins ran dodging him. Gintoki trips over their toys, flips over the sofa then lands on his back. "Damn..!" The twins laughs at him. "Get your naked ass over here!"

"No!"

"You can't walk around here naked. It's disturbing." He ran after them again. Gintoki stop for minute to breathe. "Damn, why do babies run so fast?" (Name) walks in with a giant spoon in her hand. She looks at the twins.

"What the hell? Gintoki. You were supposed to change their diaper thirty minutes ago."

"I'm trying to. These little mini me's keep running away."

"Why don't you ask them nicely to get over here?"

"He'll no. I'm the daddy, they will do what I tell them to do. Why don't you do it."

"Sure. While I do this, you can go cook."

"No I'll stay here."

"That's what I thought. Gintosu, Ginharu. Be good and let daddy put on your diaper." The twins giggle.

"Get over here now!" Gin shouts.

"No..."

"Ugh! That's it! You better-" Gintoki heard some type of water running. "What the hell? Hey! What are you-no! No-no-no...! Ginharu!"

"Ginharu pee pee daddy," Gintosu said.

"Damn..!"

"Hey! Watch your mouth around them. Sigh... You still didn't put their diapers on?"

"Ginharu pissed on the floor."

"Because you took to long that's why. You two! Get over here now!" The twins get's up and ran to their mother. She puts their diapers on without a problem. "That's how you do it. Oh yeah, here a scrubber. Clean the pee up. Dinner will be ready in twelve minutes."

"Get pee pee up daddy," the twins said laughing.

"You two are going down!" The twins get's up running away. Gintoki chase after them.

MINE

(Name), Ginharu and Gintosu sit's in the couch watching TV. Gintoki walks in looking for something.

"Are you missing something?" (Name) ask.

"Yeah, have you seen my moped keys?"

"No I haven't. Did you look in your room?"

"I did but it's not in there." Gintoki looks towards the couch. Gintosu has it in his hands. "There they are. Gintosu, give daddy his keys."

"No." (Name) and Ginharu laughs.

"Why?" Gintoki ask.

"Mine."

"Oh no," (Name) said.

"Oh no what?"

"They are now on the mine phase. Meaning anything they see belongs to them. I doubt it if Gintosu give you back your keys."

"I doubt that. Stop playing Gintosu, now give daddy his keys now."

"No! It's mine." (Name) laughs again.

"You think this is funny?"

"I'm sorry but it's so cute. Especially the way he say mine."

"No it's not! I'm behind schedule so I need to go now."

"Maybe you're going somewhere your not suppose to be going. Maybe that's why Gintosu is holding your keys hostage."

"You act like I'm going to see strippers or something. I'm going to meet Kagura and Shinpachi. Now make him give me back my keys."

"Ask him nicely."

"I don't have time for that. Gintosu, daddy needs his keys right now."

"No! It's mine!"

"Give them to me."

"No! No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!" he shouts shaking his head.

"Oi... (Name)-san..."

"What..? What do you want me to do? It belongs to him."

"Ugh! I'm sick of this!"

"Ask him nicely Gintoki."

"Sigh... Gintosu. Can you please give daddy back his moped keys. I'm in a hurry. Please hand them over." Gintosu stares at him. He looks behind him looking at (Name) and Ginharu. Ginharu shook his head.

"No," Gintosu told him.

"Oh come on..!"

"Let me try," (Name) said. "Gintosu, can please give mommy's daddy's keys?" She asked kissing him on the cheek. "Come on hand over daddy's keys." She kisses him all over. Gintosu giggles.

"Mine..." he said laughing.

"Come on, you know you want to hand them over." (Name) tickles him. Gintosu laughs. He hands his mother the keys. "Thank you so much... You're a good boy." She stands up then drops Gintoki keys in his hand. "That's how you do it. Learn from it." She walks over and sit on the couch. "I didn't forget about you Ginharu." She tickles him while kissing him all over. Ginharu giggles.

"Thanks. I'll see you three later." Gintoki leaves the house.

"Three, two, one," the three of them said counting down.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Gintoki shouts. (Name) and twins sit there laughing at him.

"Daddy's wheels pop," Ginharu said.

"Yes they did. Now daddy can't go nowhere." The twins laugh. "Daddy gets what's daddy deserve. He should have never lied to me about going gambling. I heard his whole conversation on the phone this morning."

BAD AS HELL

"Get back here Ginharu," Gintoki said chasing him. Ginharu ran in the bathroom. Gintoki follows him. He walks in seeing Ginharu standing by the toilet. "Oi.. You better not," Gintoki said warning him. Ginharu shakes his moped keys above the toilet. "Don't." Ginharu smirks. "Don't you dare!" He drops them in the toilet then flush them down. "My keys!" Ginharu ran away. Gintoki sticks his hands in the toilet feeling for his keys. "Damn! Ginharu!" He turns around seeing (Name) standing here with the twins.

"Why are you making so much noise?"

"He... Ginharu flushed my keys down the toilet."

"Really? Is this true Ginharu?" Ginharu nods to her. (Name) bends down. "Good boy," she whispers kissing him on the cheek. "Looks like you have to fish it out."

"It's got to be in the sewer by now."

"It's made of metal. I'm sure it's stuck in the pipe down the basement. Go check."

"Fine.."

"Mommy we have to go potty," the twins said holding their crouch area.

"Well do that after Ginharu and Gintosu go potty."


Gintoki and (Name) sat on the couch watching TV. The twins ran around the house playing tag. When she turns her head they heard glass breaking. "What the?" (Name) gets up seeing the twins standing next to a broken vase. "Which one of you did it?" The twins look at her then point to Gintoki.

"Umm.. No way," he said.

"No-no. Daddy was sitting next to me mommy when this happens. Now which one of you did it?" The twins sigh pointing at each other. "This going to take all day."


(Name) walks in seeing Gintosu and Ginharu drawing. On the walls. "What the..?! Gintoki!" Gintoki walks in rubbing his eyes.

"Yeah..?"

"Did you enjoy your nap?"

"Sure did."

"I told you watch them Gin..."

"What happen?" (Name) points to the wall.

"Oh."

"Dammit Gintoki. When I tell you to watch the twins you watch them..." (Name) looks at the wall. "You know, it's not bad." Gintoki stares at it.

"Yeah it's kind of cool looking."

"Aww you two has mommy's creative side. You guys draw really good." (Name) takes a picture of it. "Here Gintoki. Clean it off."

"What? Why me?"

"Because you were here when it happens."

"Yeah daddy clean it up," the twins said running off.

"Sigh... Terrible two's."