Request from: Izzy-baka

Request: Shizuo returns back home only to hear a strange sound.


Nothing abnormal

After a long and tiring day, all that was on Shizuo's mind was to head back home and have a long, warm bath. And after doing so, he would change into his pajamas and go to sleep. That was all any saint person would do after a long day of trying not to kill customers who gave lame excuses.

As the blonde insert the key into his apartment's door, he found it strange that it wasn't lock. Didn't he lock it before leaving the house earlier in the day? However, the blonde dismiss such a though and chose to believe that he had somehow forgotten to lock it once again – even if a thief sneaked into his house, it wasn't as if his house had anything valuable to be stolen.

That was if anyone even dared to enter Ikebukuro's strongest man's home – the lion's den.

Just as Shizuo pushed his door open and took a step in, he paused as an unfamiliar scent filled his house. His doubts were dismiss when he heard a soft 'tap' from within. Shizuo narrowed his eyes as he let out a 'tsk'; annoyed, was what he felt.

The blonde did his best to tip-toe towards his room, where he heard the sound coming from. Once again, there was a voice murmuring softly about someone and home. With a quick and wide step forward, Shizuo entered the room as his hands flipped the switch. While the light was flickering, working its way to be fully on, Shizuo spread his arms out wide to block the escape path.

However, the tension in the air was killed as soon as the light were no longer flickering, revealing the 'thief' who had dare enter his den. The sight of a familiar glossy black hair, furred-jacket and crimson eyed man who wore a wide grin – the main reason of why the tension died.

"Welcome back, Shizu-chan~" Izaya sang as his hands were holding his boxers as if it was made for the informant to hold. His strawberry boxer was slightly stretched as the informant kneel on the ground and held it about a few centimeters away from his own face.

There was no need for any explanation; no need for questioning; no need to continue the silence in the air. Shizuo was no fool to not understand what the informant was doing – despite how wrong it was for a man to be holding another man's boxer.

"..." Shizuo breathed out, breath shaking as he exhaled – mainly because of the rage which overwhelmed his mind.

"Oh, this? I didn't know Shizu-chan would even wear such an embarrassing boxer. Strawberry? Now that's something...cute" Izaya snickered, only to make the hidden veins in the blonde's temple surface. It was actually a gift from Kasuka, was what Shizuo wanted to say; but there was no need to give explanation to someone who sneaked into his own home.

"I'll give you to the count of ten, before I bash you inside out." Shizuo growled, hands clenched into a fist.

"Now now, Shizu-chan; I can explain this." Shizuo could see the smug smirk the flea wore. But he wasn't in the mood to listen to anymore lame excuses.

"Ten!" Shizuo yelled as he ripped his bedroom's door and threw it to the flea, who swiftly dodged it. Izaya surged forward as Shizuo pulled his arm back, ready to increase the strength of his punch. Just as Izaya was about to crouch down between the gasp, Shizuo released his arm. It was almost as if his fist was a sharp sword which was brutally cutting through the air and trying to hit its target.

The smirk on Izaya's face widens before he made an apace turn, hand grabbed onto the blonde's leg to pull himself closer and miss the fist. Instead of flesh and bone Shizuo wanted to hit, he ended up punching the ground. But this didn't mark the end. Shizuo used his other leg, ready to kick the flea who was now trying to get up on his feet.

He won't make it.

Shizuo smiled at such the thought as his right feet was set into motion. But Izaya's plan wasn't to get on his feet; rather, he bend one of his knees and did a quick hop. Just like this, he missed Shizuo's kick while making it look like a child's play.

"You fucking–..." Shizuo yelled as Izaya took quick step away from him, widening their distance.

"Well, it was fun playing with you, Shizu-chan. But I have to be on my way now. Bye bye~" Izaya sang mirthfully as he ran towards the front door. "Oh, and I'll be taking this~" He added as Shizuo charged after, flashing to the blonde his boxer.

"Give that back!" Shizuo shouted with a grunt as he threw the chair towards the informant. But as usual, Izaya dodged it and left Shizuo annoyed in his own home.

"IZZZAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAA!" Shizuo shouted into the night, mind screaming how he would rip the informant into pieces the next time they met.


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To Izzy-baka: Upon finishing this...I think I've either misunderstood your request, or I did hit the bulls eye. If I didn't, I hope that this was still enjoyable for you. Cause it sure was fun for me...=w=