This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!

Hope you enjoy laughing.

Disclaimer belongs to : sensei


Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!

Orange 28: Alluka Appears! OMG!


Crime Investigation: Alluka Appears!

Leorio: *goes inside leaving room then saw Hisoka playing cards with Alluka* What the hell?!

Hisoka: Ara aint that Oreochan? Why do tresspass here :3

Leorio: Tresspass your face!This is OUR room! If there is someone TP here, it's undoubtly you!

Hisoka: your really rude, Alluchan invited me here *fake pout* Neh Alluchan?

Alluka: haii! I invited Hisoka here with me!

Leorio: You shouldn't play with old guys like him!

Alluka: But arent you an old man too? :o

Leorio: O_O IM 19!

Alluka: *gasp then looks on Hisoka*

Hisoka: Im 28 *winks*

Alluka: o_o...

*Kurapika,Killua and Gon appears*

K:KL:G: O_O whats going on here?!

Hisoka: ya~

K:KL:G: 'ya' JANEH!

Alluka: ma! ma! All of you should get along for Alluka! Neh Onii-chan!? :D

Killua: a-ahh...Well, why should we get surprised about a 'HISOKA-HERE' when he always pop out like he always do..?

All: *nods in agreement* same intro as always..*bored eyes*

Hisoka: Hidoi na... anata-tachi~ That hurts Hisoka's feelings...*sobuu*

All: lame =-="!

Alluka: aww Poor Hisochan *pats Hisoka*

All: HM?!

Killua: Hisoka! Dont make weird things on my sibling!

Hisoka: why not? were just getting along~

Killua: even so!

Gon: So Alluka-chan, what are you doing with Hisoka?

Alluka: ah! Thats, were playing cards! *suddenly nanika shows up*...Killua.

All: AHH! *freak out on Alluka's empty eyes*

Killua: Calm down everyone! It's just Nanika!

All: ohh...


Nanika: Killua,Alluka...want's to play...with everyone...and...Nanika...

Killua: *gulps* oh no, Alluka is wishing and we must grant it!

Kurapika: why so?

Killua: if we don't were all going to die.

Leorio: ekkk! Then let's grant Alluka's wish if that's would happen if-we ignored it!

All: *nods!*

Killua: so..Nanika, what does Alluka want's to play?

Nanika: A Crime Scene. 8D

All: *stunned* C-C-C-C-C-CRIME SCENE WHUT?! O_O

Nanika: Alluka, and Nanika, want's to play...A crime scene.

Killua: did you mean crime investigator instead? ^^"

Nanika: Alluka doesn't know what it is..that's why Alluka wanted to play a crime investigation...if that's what it's called, Killua.*repeats everything*

Killua: Wait a minute...*grabs everyone to the corner with Hisoka* Minna, listen carefully, whenever Alluka wishes something, it must be granted for REAL.

Gon: eh? what do you mean?

Hisoka: oya?

Killua: ,,,um, well, it's like you must really DO what Alluka-"exactly" wishing for.

Kurapika: You mean...it's like, literally YES?

Leorio: AS IN, like WHAT Alluka LITERALLY meant of He's wish? or Her wish?

Kurapika: your just repeating what ive said =="

Killua: *nods* Yes, that's why, i'll teach you guys the trick-to trick Alluka that her wish have been granted for real.

Leorio: *sweat drops* what a dangerous kid, soooo...~~*nervous* what trick is it to trick Alluka?

Killua: that is...*whispers whispers*

All: ahhh~~

Gon: Ohhh! It's like the last time we played 'Play House!'

Hisoka: *nods nods* It's like what weve done on the theater play ey?

Leorio: that's easy!

Killua: But you guys musnt let Alluka see or pinpoint of noticing that were doing acting...or...Nanika will get mad...

Kurapika: *thinking* ...i got it. But...Who would be the corpse?

All: O.O...that's...

...


Gon: Gekijouban Hanta Hanta phantom rougu-JANAKUTTE, Crime Investigation! The murder of Hisoka! -thunder effect- *snaps something* ACTION!

[Note, they are doing the acting]

Gon: *walking on the hally way...until*...Eh? *heard Leorio's Scream*

Leorio: (from far away) Ahhh!

Gon: Leorio?! *runs to where the scream came from* Leorio! Are you alrigh- *gasp* What the?!

*Kurapika and Killua with Alluka came on the scene*

Kurapika: Gon! I heard a scream! What on earth is going on-*looks to where Gon is looking* -gasp-

Killua: uh? *looks too* ...How...?!

*Hisoka on the ground dead*

All: Hisoka is dead!?

Alluka: Eh? Onii-chan? Why Hisoka-chan is lying with a color red paint? o.o

Killua: T-that's your imagination, It's a real blood ^^"||

Alluka: But i smell that it's a pain-

Killua: Alluka! *thinking for Allu to get convinced* Don't worry Nii-chan is here! I'll protect you! ^_^*

Alluka: *didnt get it* Eh? ...Ok...0w0...poi?

Kurapika: who did this to Hisoka? I can't believe someone could manage to do this to him...*whispers on the back*...that's just a great miracle!

Hisoka: (what did you say? )

Kurapika: NANDEMONAI!

Leorio: CHE! URUSAI! I mean, The time i open the door he's already in that state! I was really scared to see a clown still darn scary even he was still living and now dead...the face is just something freaking disturbing.

Hisoka:( excuse me what do you mean by my face?)

Gon: eto-

Killua: HEH! Everyone! Hang on together!

Gon: ah-ah-AHH! *screams* WHO KILLED HISOKA?! QAQ

Killua: (nice act Gon!) Gon..

Gon: Hisoka, how could you lie down there when the floor is still dirty?

All: sore dake kayo?! =[]=

Gon: i mean, Didn't you promise me that you'll still have to wait for me to get fruity so that we'll fight?! Q_Q

Hisoka: (oww Gon~ Your making me really exci-)

Kurapika: Damare! Why do a corpse keep commenting? For goodness sake!

Leorio: now,now,..(its my turn)..Hisoka! How could you die without letting me punch you-as pay back what you did to my face on Hunter exam?! QcQ

All: WHAT THE HECK!

Leorio: kora! Leave me alone!

Kurapika: (my turn) ughh..nghhh...! *clench fist*..It's really a sad thing that you left us so fast, but hey...Before you die...PLEASE PAY YOUR PAYBILL ON THE ROOM BEFORE DYING ON ME! *about to attack the corpse*

All: *stops Kurapika* SO YOU DONT MIND HIM DEAD?!

Hisoka: (Kurapika deja vu? ..you people are a real bully)

Alluka: (why do the dead Hisoka keep having side comments?) o.o"||

Killua: gyrah! You guys should calm down!

Kurapika: AM CALM!

Killua: THEN WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!

Kurapika: IM NOT SCREAMING! im not EVEN-angry!

Gon: Scarlet eyes. 0_0

Kurapika: shimatta.


Leorio: Guys..A bit respect to the dead...

Hisoka: (iyah, actually i'm not really dead though-)

Leorio: SHH!

All: hai!

Alluka: owo...eto...what now? ^w^"

Leorio: Were going to solve the problem...EVERYONE!

K:KL:G: Leorio-sama!

Leorio: Were going to look for the culprit! Now go! WhiteOldhair!(Killua) Okama! (Kurapika) and IgnorantBrat! (Gon) DO IT NOW!

K:KL:G: HAI! ROGER! *about to run and realizes* EHEM! LEORIO! T_T

Leorio: what?

Killua: Are you pointing me that im the 'WhiteOLDhair'

Leorio: How did you know?

Killua: -points on head- ^_^ aint it OBVIOUS?

Leorio: so?

Gon: Did you just call me "Ignorant brat"?

Leorio: why? arent you one?

Gon: *arrow shoot* im not that stupid! Leorio no Baka!

Leorio: ehh~~ =-=

Kurapika: *coughs coughs* What do you MEAN by the word "Okama"? ^w^

Leorio: Isn't obvious?

Kurapika: want me to murder you now...Here?

Leorio: come on! It's just a nickname! Our sign of friendship...Aint it great?

All: YOKUNAI! (it's not even great at all)

Kurapika: the nicknames are not only ugly but insulting.

All: IKINASH! (No objection)

Leorio: tss! Fine! Fine! Let's just redo!

All: ok.

*redoing*

Alluka: owo...eto...what now? ^w^"

Leorio: Were going to solve the problem...EVERYONE!

K:KL:G: Leorio-sama!

Leorio: Were going to look for the culprit! Now go! Tsundereposu! (Killua) Crossdresser! (Kurapika) and PineApple head! (Gon) DO IT NOW!

K:KL:G: HAI! ROGER! realizes* grrrr! LEORIO!

Leorio: what again?

Killua: am not a TSUNDERE!

Leorio: wew~ Your being tsun-tsun again.

Killua: Want me to assasinate you?!

Gon: *cries* beeh! Stop teasing my hair! You don't know that my hair is popular!

Leorio: It is popular, but aint that on OLD TIMES?! =[]=

Gon: Leorio i hate you! *child pouting*

Kurapika: I'm CERTAINLY not a CROSSDRESSER!

All: *looks to Kurapika up and down* really?

Kurapika: are you guys doubting me?! O_O

Alluka: ano...

Leorio: If it comes to this, I guess this is war!

Gon: I'll slaughter you! _...I mean, joke XD (chimera ant )

Killua: say your last words!

Kurapika: I'll make this your grave!

Leorio: Bring it on!

*They were about to fight when...*

Alluka: minna STOPPUUU! O_O

All: A-Alluka?!

Alluka: Stop fighting! And, killing eachother! o,o

Kurapika: nah? Did i just..

Gon: say that...

Leorio: i'll kill...?

Killua: i don't get you, i thought you want a crime scene? were doing it for you o.o

KuraLeo: (So it was still an acting? I was serious about it though...)


Alluka: i know niichan, but, i don't want you guys literally do it QwQ

Killua: Alluka...

Hisoka: Whatever you guys doing drama about, why not just hurry up and find the culprit =S= mattaku dana...

All: OMAE YUUNA! (The one who's talking)

Alluka: :3 hm?

Leorio: but i wonder who killed Hisoka?

Kurapika: right. First of all, what's the reason for the person to kill him?

Killua: need to ask? I bet Hisoka harass him or her.

Gon: like me?

Kurapika: *ehem!* No, more like...Revenge...?


All: *looks to Kurapika with an obvious face*


Kurapika: why are you guys looking at me with those faces?

Leorio: don't lump the person with your deeds Kurapika. ==

Kurapika: what do you mean by that? I never hold a grudge on anyone.

All: Kumo (Spiders) =w="

Kurapika: ...That's different matter!

All: ... (he's guilty)

Kurapika: Anyway, why don't we investigate eachother?

Killua: ah yeah, right, it's important to know everyone's position...

Leorio: I'm first. I came right from the toilet-

Kurapika: why does it have to be with the toilet?!

Leorio: heh! Let me finish first! Ok...Listen...After that i go straight to this room and found him dead.

Gon: and i heard Leorio's scream that time when i came from the bathroom-walking to the corridor...

Kurapika: *nods nods* hmm~hmm~, What about you Killua?

Killua: ah me? Well-

Alluka: Niichan is playing with Alluka!

Killua: that.

Kurapika: hmmm...

Gon: what about you Kurapika?

Kurapika: ah me? I'm sleeping, so there's no much to tell, the time i woke up i heard Leorio's scream so then here am...That simple..

Gon: uhhh...*trying to understand*

Leorio: te-! It didn't help at all! With these interview we can't solve anything! What more we all look innocent!

Biscuit (voice): HOHOHO~ Your maybe that old already than i do LeoLeo-kun!

Leorio: that voice?

Kurapika: coming from the ground!

Gon: ah!

KilluGon: BISCUIT!

Leorio: uwah! From all entrance why down there?!

Biscuit: hoho~ *stands up with a familliar peacoat detective brown suit and a pipe with hat* yahoo! Biscuit Krueger has arrive!

Killua: when did you come here?! and why are you here?!

Biscuit: kimatterun darou? Im here to solve this case!

Killua: you don't have license~!

Kurapika: (amazing! I didn't even felt her presence...Maybe she is a pro hunter!)

Biscuit: glad you know my dear!

Kurapika: nah-And an esper!

Biscuit: there's nothing Biscuit-sama not knows...For ive been living for years!

Leorio: old hog then?

-Parental guidance-


Leorio: *on the ground*

Biscuit: Now my dear shounen tachi...Are you people forgotting something on a Crime Investigation?

Gon: about what?

Biscuit: Like, What if...*raises pointy finger*

Kurapika: huh?

GonKillua: GYOU! -saw's it-

[Written on Biscuit's finger tip made from Gyou: "Everyone is Lying"

Gon: noway...

Killua: now you mention...It does make sense...

Kurapika: . . . So what now...?

Biscuit: Kura-kun,

Kurapika: kura-kun?!

Biscuit: Let's start off with Killua...What if, Killua isn't really playing with Alluka and since Alluka is attached to Killua, Alluka would follow anything he would order to do..

KurGonLeo: *nods nods*

Biscuit: So, the time Alluka told you "Niichan is Playing with Alluka" is not true, but a facade? There's a big possibility Alluka is the look out and his Allby-But the truth that time Killua murder Hisoka!

All: AHHh!

Killua: WAIT A MINUTE WHY ME?!

Biscuit: o.o kimatterun darou? Your a former assasin, there's a chance you could still assinate someone especially fast than 1 minute, that's why we can't find any trace for the culprit =S=

Killua: your not helping!

Kurapika: wait! It does make sense!

Killua: =_= ugh..

Alluka: No! Niichan isn't the culprit!

Biscuit: i'm just actually kiddin Alluka XD

All: EHH!?

Biscuit: it's just an example =w=...*sips pipe*

Gon: eto, so...

Leorio: ah! I get it.

All: the what?

Leorio: *laughs* i now know who's the culprit...

Gon: who?

Leorio: *points to Kurapika* ITS YOU!

Kurapika: me?!

Leorio: don't deny Kurapika, i know your vengeful!

Biscuit: ohhh nice one LeoLeo! From the books i've read about Kurutians, they are indeed vengeful like mafia's. They'll never forgive unless the person would get punish with their way of justice!

Leorio: right! Therefore ore-sama conclude that Kurapika is the murderer!

Kurapika: The hell!? There's noway i could do such a thing!

Killua: but it make sense...=.= matter with the spiders, Hisoka also have done bad things at you...

Gon: like making Kurapika wear santa skirt?

Leorio: yes, and mentally harassing Kurapika, from Killua's earlier conclusion of harassment-that time i realize, there is one person who always get harassed by Hisoka and it's no other than you!

What more..You said your "Sleeping" its probbably a lie that way you wouldn't have to bother much explaning to create a simple yet flawless allby! Smart ass!

Kurapika: nah-(Smart what?!)

Biscuit: indeed!

Killua: Kurapika you...

Kurapika: STOP MESSING AROUND! *angry* i'm not the culprit!

Leorio: hahaha, all culprit's denies their crime Kurapika..there is no escape!

Kurapika: *teary scarlet eyes* hidoimono dana Leorio...for you guys to judge me, unforgivable...

Killua: ...=.=...('unforgivable'- vengeful) confirm...

Kurapika: *raises right hand*

Gon: O_O!

Kurapika: *points to Leorio* YOUR THE CULPRIT!

Leorio: WHAT?!


Kurapika: this is just weird! Way too weird!

Biscuit: agreed!

Killua: which comrade are you really? =="

Biscuit: 8D tehe!

Leorio: how weird? ain't it perfect conclusion?

Kurapika: your the first person who came right to the room! And if i remeber right, you said you came from the TOILET, and Gon said he was on the bathroom!

Leorio: so?

Kurapika: there IS ONLY ONE bathroom here!

All: *gasp in realization*! Dont tell me!

Kurapika: right, one of Gon and Leorio is lying, but Gon is not a great liar, he could never lie! And even Gon did, it's easy to discover!

Killua: right!

Kurapika: upon your screaming, you killed Hisoka,...you screamed so that no one could hear the stabbing!

Killua: if i remember sooo right...Leorio said this "Hisoka! How could you die without letting me punch you-as pay back what you did to my face on Hunter exam?!" that's a vengeful mark!

Biscuit: *sips pipe* Leorio took advantage of Kurapika's Vengance Nature so that no one would doubt him...But...the Clock have tick a tock! Leorio PaladiKnight is the mastermind!

Leorio: noway!

Gon: neh, why no one dares to doubt me? (Neh Naze darenimo ore o ayashi nanka shinai no?)

Biscuit: Gon be silent. (Odamarinasai Gon!)

Gon: hai...But why no one doubting me? ( doshte darenimo ore o ayashi nante shinai no?)

Leorio: you close your mouth Gon. (Gon teme no kuchi-damattero!)

Gon: hai...Still, why no doubt on me? ( na, nande darenimo ore kotto ayashi to omou?)

Killua: will you please shut up Gon. (Urusai na Gon!)

Gon: Hai...Anno saa...Even a bit put a doubt on me guys will ya? ( dake ore o ayashi to kangaitemitara dou?)

Kurapika: you behave there Gon. (soko ni shizukanishinasai Gon.)

Gon: Hai. *sulks*...Ain't i'm the one who's suspicious here? I'm related to Hisoka...*mummbles* but no one doubting me...=S=...so boring...

( no ayashi no nara ore dayo-neh? Datte Hisoka to kangke ga aru dakara saa...Doushte darenimo ore ayashi nante omou shinai yo...sumanai yo...)

Alluka: i'm actually the killer o.o

All:HM!?

Killua: What on earth are you saying Alluka?

Kurapika: what do you mean by that?

Alluka: becuz, from the first place, i'm the one who wished for someone to die and here now...Hisochan died...So it only means i'm the murderer. I killed him! o.o

Killua: What a joke! There's noway you could do that! O_O

Alluka: No. Niichan...Alluka was the killer...QwQ I killed Hisochan! I'm the culprit! The murderer! DX

All: *gasp* Alluka...

Alluka: right, Alluka was MAYBE the killer ^w^

All: UGH...=-= just a hunch huh?

Killua: wait a minute! There's one more person who's really suspicious!

All: who?

Killua: BISCUIT!

Biscuit: HOW COME ME?! IM A DETECTIVE!

All: your not invited here. =w= so how come your here...?

Biscuit: it's not me! like i said im a DETECTIVE! i came here for this case! So it can't be me =w= And ive never killed someone before!

Killua: dont worry this is your first! XDD

Biscuit: Killua!

Killua: ...just kiddin geez!

Biscuit: good =w=

Leorio: maybe someone just came here and do the job and runs~~

Kurapika: do the job and runs...speaking of job...if we talk about Zolydck, what if...

Leorio: ah! the murder is-

Biscuit: from far away distance!

Killua: huh?

Gon: like?

All: ILLUMI!

Killua: Aniki?!

Biscuit: right! Maybe he was the killer!

Gon: but how could Illumi kill Hisoka if he is not here?

Kurapika: a far away assasination. Fast and easy job...

Gon: ahh, you mean after killing Hisoka, running away fast?

Kurapika: that's right.


Leorio: Killua, how about try calling your brother.

Killua: huh?! NOWAY IN HELL!

Kurapika: Come on Killua!

Biscuit: now, now...BE BRAVE WAGA NO SHOUNEN AI!

Killua: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "SHOUNENE ""AI"" " dont you mean only Shounen!

Biscuit: ah~ I tuttered tehe ;P

Killua: you!

Gon: Hai! Here's your phone! *gives the phone to Killu with the Illumi contact*

Killua: gk!-*ring ring* ...

All: *gulps and tension*

Killua: ah...

All: !

Killua: ohh... *turns off the cell*

All: What did he said?

Killua: owo The number you dial ain't on service please try again later. XD

All: GYAAAH! =-=

Killua: cant help! Plus it's too impossible you know!

Kurapika: then, with these, we can't solve anything...Of who's the murderer...

Gon: Kukuku...*dark chuckle*

All: eh? Gon?


Gon: Looks like you guys are too slow...But anyway...*points to everyone* It's game over...

Killua: *gasp* you don't mean...

Gon: that's right! I'm the killer! Muahahha!

All: *runs to Gon*

Gon: eh?!

All: *passing Gon*

Gon: eh-Chotto...hey?

All: *on the window* ITS THE KILLER!

Gon: 8D EH?

*outside the window*

All: THE CRICKET!

Gon: ehhhh!? HEY WAIT MINNA! OAO why not me?

Killua: huh? What?

Gon: I just said im the killer! Why don't capture me?!

Biscuit: there's noway you could be the killer o.o

Leorio: yeah.

Kurapika: agree.

Gon: *sulks on corner* i finally act so evil there...but then they dont believe me...=s= just for once...have doubts on me! sobu~

Hisoka: *stands* Excuse me, actually there is no killer.

All: AHH! THE CORPSE MOVE!

Hisoka: no. actually, i killed myself or more like suicide but failed~

All: huh?

Hisoka: like i said, there's no killer at all...I'm myself is..

All: ahh...

Hisoka: so let's be happy and party! 83

All: ... He's alive...

Hisoka: hm? 83

All: KILL HIM! _

Hisoka: ehhhh...!?

Kurapika: Revenge for ruining my dignity!

Leorio: Revenge for punching me back then!

Killua: Revenge for stalking Gon!

Alluka: Alluka joins!

Biscuit: revenge for-! Ah, well, not really i have but...i wanna see his SHINING FIGURE! kyah!

Hisoka: iyaaah~~ Minna ijiwaruiii! s *fake pouting*

Gon: ;w; minnaaa...why...in the end...you still trust me? uwaaaah! *cries* DX

Killua: And so all of them were the murderer of Hisoka, "di ENDO..."
. . . . . . . . . . . . ..

Kurapika: As i thought it didn't make sense...

Alluka: o.o it's too far from what i want...

Nanika: sou.


Kanonsama: Im back everyone! how's going! Hi Guys! About the last chapter wait for it XD tehe~~~


THE END


I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D

Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^