"Oh! And get Joey to stop bragging about random stuff and things we don't really care about," Reneey added with a grin, the duel already wiped from both her mind and Lyn's. "And make him stop being an idiot."

"Hold on," Lyn laughed, shoving Reneey with her free hand and continuing to type on her phone's keypad with the other. "Stupid iTap doesn't know Ryou's name, I had to put it in manually..."

"4. Make Ryou and Yugi and Serenity stop being so naive.

5. Make Joey stop bragging.

6. Make Joey stop being an idiot."

"We totally need to get everybody on this list," Lyn said with eyes twinkling. "Whos left...?"

"Mariku!" Reneey said instantly. "Let's see.. we can teach him.. um..."

Yin pouted again and muttered, "Fine! Then I play a monster facedown in defense mode."

Yami picked up a card from his deck and stared at it. It wasn't any use to him right now, but he would play it facedown, anyway.

"I play a card facedown and summon Rude Kaiser in defense mode," Yami said, ending his turn.

"To make up better fake names than Namu!" Reneey announced, and then someone tapped her on the shoulder.

"What are you two doing?" Yamiaa asked with raised eyebrows.

"Oh, nothing," Lyn said, holding her purple Razr out of sight as she continued to type blindly but with practiced accuracy.

"7. Teach Marik to make up better fake names."

"And who's Mariku?" Yamiaa continued. "And Namu?"

"Reneey's crush," Lyn said with a grin, which made Reneey shove her and say "Shut it!"

"Oi," Lyn muttered, "you made me type obr, is that even a part of a word...?"

Yin didn't know why Yami wasn't attacking, but hey, she COULDN'T attack at the moment, so she wasn't complaining. She just drew another card and played it facedown.

"Unc.. I mean, Ya -- er, At.. wait, I mean Yugi!" Reneey shouted, grinning. "If you get Silver Fang destroyed, I'm sending you to the Pink Shadow Realm!"

Yami blinked. "Shadow Realm.. pink?"

He raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off and ordered, "Silver Fang -- attack her monster!"

Yamiaa's eyebrows went higher. "Why did you almost say Uncle to Yugi?"

"That's actually a pretty good question," Lyn said, staring at Reneey. "Why did you almost call him Uncle? I mean.. he's not in any way related to you..."

"Sooorrrry," Yin said in a sing-song voice as her facedown card was flipped to be revealed as Big Shield Gardna, whose DEF of 2600 easily stood up to Silver Fang's attack of 1800 and promptly dealt 800 damage to Yugi's life points.

"Umm... in the Russian culture.. we call.. friends that are boys or men uncle!" (Yeah, I know this isn't true, but this is Reneey and she's gonna lie. So no offense to any of my fellow Russians! Or the culture... Or.. yeah...)

Yami grimaced and ended his turn, and Yin smiled and drew another card, a monster card which she also played facedown in defense mode. At least next turn I can attack again, she thought happily.

Yamiaa blinked. "O..kaay..." And then she slowly walked back to her sister's side.

"That was a close one," Reneey muttered when Lyn suddenly smacked herupside the head.

"OW! Whatja do that for!?"

"For being an idget and.. what the crap? That ain't no Russian culture! I'm not even Russian and I know that!"

"But she doesn't -- I mean, if you just wanna tell her the truth, then go ahead," Reneey humphed.

"I don't know the truth," Lyn said exasperatedly. "I have absolutely no clue why you're calling him Uncle."

Yami thought for a moment; what could he play?

"I summon Summoned Skull in attack mode and end my turn by playing two facedown cards."

Yin scrunched up her face and frowned at the facedown cards. They HAD to be a trap...

Reneey shrugged. "Well, since I know.. well.. my yami or something I guess, idk! Anyway, in Egypt I must have known him when I was little, so he must have been like a second dad to me or something, so I call him Uncle or Unclie!"

Lyn blinked, then shook her head and said, "If you say so." Then, after a second's pause, she added, "Anyway, list of things to do!?"

Reneey grinned and Lyn said, "Let's see, we also need to make Mai wear real clothes. You know, which actually COVER HER UP."

"I like her clothes, though!" Reneey pouted, which caused Lyn to smack her upside the head.

A/N: Thanks a lot for the reviews! Anyway, WE STILL NEED ONE MORE HATE CHARACTER! PLEASE SEND IT IN! Or no updates!

Lyn: el gaspeth NOOO! BUT THEN MY MUSE SHALL DIEEEEE!!!

Psh, I didn't say we couldn't WRITE, just that we wouldn't UPDATE.

Lyn: Oh. Right. I knew that. ;;