France : Wow. You just made "date yourself" sound fun. Respect.

England : Can I hug you ? *hugs him anyway* My life's complete~!

Ahem. Can you prank America ? The kind of magic prank that he won't understand and that will make him freak out ?

Ah ! And dress like a punk for one day~! I think you look really hot in a punk outfit!

Hungary : Poland is homophobic...? He is a cross dresser and he is .. homophobic ? How can that be ? Anyway, that sucks ! Okay then I have a challenge for you ! Make Poland and Lithuania kiss ! Don't care if it's by accident, as long as their lips touch. I know you can do it !

America : Thanks for the reasons, you're cool ! But I still prefer England. Do you have some horror movies for me ?

Greece : How should I name my new cat ?

Spain : Oh my god ! I love you so much for the photos, I put you in my 5 favorite countries just because of that ! And by the way, they are hilarious ! Oh and courage because Lovino is being beaten to death by Prussia because he kicked Gilbird. Just thought you'd need some courage to make them stop.

Germany : Dress like a kitty in a dress and act like Barbie for one day. If you don't, put on facebook that you're in a relationship with France and send me the comments ! (And I know you both have facebooK. I checked.)

Canada : We need to fix that problem. Go and kiss the first person you see, might help them notice you.

Russia : *give him sunflowers* There's a lot of these flowers around my house. Can you dance on Rasputin with Belarus and Ukraine ? You know, like in Just Dance.

Switzerland : LIECHTENSTEIN IS BEING ATTACK BY WEREWOLVES AND RED FLYING BUNNIES IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST OF HOGWARTS !

I have skill Mon Amour, I have skill.

-France

Yes you may- alright then.

Well, I could probably put magic on him and make him think we're all giant hamburgers, but that might make him a bit too HAPPY, don't you think?

But very well, I'll send you some pictures of it.

-England

Yes. Yes. I don't know really, Poland is a Poland, which is in itself something that no one can understand because of it's level of confusing ideals and such. I don't even think Poland gets it himself. Because usually someone like that slips you know? Either can't take the cross dressing or he you know… but Poland doesn't slip! It's so confusing! Why Poland! You're crushing the dreams of all the Poland X Lithuania fan girls out there!

But yeah, I'll get right on that and fax some pics to you. Expect them in a couple hours or so.

-Hungary

I don't know. Maybe ENGLAND has some horror movies for you! Psshaw! Just kidding man, which do you want? I got lots of Saw, I have Scream, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (true story brah), and oh I have Scary Movie too. They aren't scary but still you get the idea of it. Humor. I also have zombie land, that one, like scary movie isn't scary more of humorous. I have others, just name them and I have them!

-America

..Captain Cat.

-Greece

OH MY GOSH! NO PRUSSIA I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! ROMANO HAS ANGER PROBLEMS! NOOOOOO!

Oh man…I should probably stop typing this and go save mi amour!

-Spain

Well, since those are fan-ran pages I'm sure one of them at least will put that as their relationship status, but I'll wear kitty ears to appease you. Go ask Switzerland if you want someone to wear a dress.

-Germany

Well…you see the closest person to me is Ukraine… Oh dear… can I pass?

-Canada

Just Dance? Is this an American game again? Alright I'll ask Alfred to give me a shot at it with me and my sisters. China can video tape it and get that right to you. For the simply price of becoming one with Mother Russia, da?

-Russia

What?

Liar…she was just fixing her hair.

-Switzerland