HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon: All-Stars, evolution was the key as everyone scrambled to find evolution items. Razor convinced the Mafia Alliance that Mason was rogue and turning on them, making the entire team against him immediately. During the challenge, searching was key, well...not for the villains anyway. Dew and Zayn started brawling, which was nice, Piff evolved, and thanks to the villains INTENTIONALLY losing, Mason was successfully eliminated, but not before he revealed everything about Razor to Mai and Swift.
What will happen now? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars!
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*Intro plays*
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"Alright, that chum guzzler needs to get his ass handed to him on a silver platter!" Swift growled. "We need to do something…"
"No duh…" Mai growled. "It's down to the two of us versus all of them…"
"And apparently they've been INTENTIONALLY making us fucking lose just so they could eliminate Mason and Giovanni…" Swift growled.
"And the fact that Razor has the immunity really pisses me the fuck off…" Mai stated. "We need to make sure that he loses it!"
"The only way that that'll happen is if we get majority of the votes to go against him…" Swift said. "That'll be an almost impossible task considering those pieces of shit hate us…"
"We can switch the votes…" Mai said. "Then he can use the immunity and we let the hosts do what they do…"
Swift nodded. "Hopefully that'll get rid of one of them instead of one of us…"
"Right…" Mai agreed before she groaned. "I can't believe that Mason was right about his suspicions…"
"Even idiots have their day…" Swift responded. "We need to take him down before one of us is gone next…"
"Definitely", said Mai.
From the bushes nearby, Razor nodded with a grin.
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Razor: Those poor poor saps. Just because they know my intentions doesn't mean anything. I can just change the votes back and foil their dumb plans.
NO ONE is going to stand in my way...
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Demenio, Shade and Ricky were once again in the game room, with Ricky and Shade going against each other in a round of Smash Bros.
Demenio was just happy the two were getting along again, so he didn't really want to play and disrupt anything. In the middle of their round, where Ricky was beating Shade with Mr. Game and Watch while he used Bowser, Demenio decided to speak up and start a conversation.
"So...how are Chase and Autumn doing?" he asked knowing that that was something they had in common.
This question actually caused a bit of discomfort, making Ricky pause the game. He sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, while Shade gave Demenio a look.
"What?"
"I don't think either of us really like talking about those situations in public…" said Shade.
"Shade, she's my niece and Ricky, you skype with Levi who sometimes has Chase with him. I don't know what the big deal is…"
The two fathers exchanged glances.
"Well, apparently...Chase is...experimenting more...and Levi told me that he said he sincerely likes both…" Ricky started. "Y'know…"
"Oh...um...well…"
"And Aura and her new boyfriend are questioning if they should still allow me to have shared custody…" Ricky said, looking down. "I mean, it's not my fault! We keep telling him that he should be with a nice GIRL so that we can check her out, but...it didn't work, I guess…"
"Well...um...sorry", Demenio said.
"And last night I went into the jail to check on things at home, Shine told me that Autumn bit off one of her teacher's hands because he gave her an 'F' on an assignment that she did well on…and now she's suspended and grounded", Shade explained.
"Damn…" Demenio said. "Well, she didn't eat it did she?"
"That's not the point!"
"Okay...I regret asking…" Demenio said.
"Yeah….now I'm a bit more worried, um…" Ricky said. "I'm gonna go talk to Levi. We can finish the game later…"
He ran out of the area, making Shade glare at Demenio, who was shocked.
"Why the hell did you bring up the kids?" he asked with an angry glare.
"I thought that since it was something you guys had in common, we could just talk…" Demenio explained. "I didn't want to just sit in silence and just watch you two…"
"You could have went somewhere else! You didn't have to bring this up!"
"Hell, I didn't know it was fucking touchy!" Demenio shouted back.
As those two continued arguing, Ricky went back up to his room and got on his computer. Immediately, he opened up Skype, but found that it wasn't working.
"What?!" he exclaimed. "New Updates installing…"
"But I didn't-"
Suddenly, the computer popped, making him frown and tears to form in his eyes briefly. He breathed and calmed himself down.
"Okay, just calm down…" he told himself. "Hopefully it can be fix-"
It was then that he remembered and realized. He could just go back to the jail now that he knows about it! He immediately ran out of his room and started heading to the jail.
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After about five or six minutes of walking, Ricky made it to the jail and rushed inside. He went to the office.
He waited for the phone call and once it happened, he jumped on it. He picked up the phone and a shiny Luxray appeared in front of him.
"Aw...look who it is... " Levi said with a sly look.
Ricky giggled before Levi kissed him, surprising him a bit. He immediately broke it while panting. "Sheesh Levi, for a lion you're such a horndog!"
Levi chuckled. "Can ya blame me?" he said, nuzzling him.
Ricky sighed. "No...I love you…" he responded, nuzzling back. "So...how have things been going with Chase?"
Levi sighed. "Well, he still insists that he's bi…" he explained. "And Aura's new man thinks that us being a part of Chase's life will be negative because he doesn't want his boy to be a 'fag'..."
Ricky growled. "WE'RE NOT EVEN INFLUENCING HIM NEGATIVELY! AND HE'S MY SON, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE HIM ANY TIME I WANT!"
"Well he says that if he sees Chase kissing or playing with any other boys, he'll kick our asses and make sure we never see him again…" Levi explained with a dismal tone. "I'm sorry…"
Ricky snarled. "That piece of shit will NOT keep me from my boy…"
"I'm trying not to explain it to Chase, because you know I don't like people pretending to be something that they're not. We even taught him not to change himself over what people say!" Levi explained. "But...it's just really difficult…especially since you're not around at home..."
Ricky sighed. "Well, Chase is old enough to understand, so just tell him…"
"You sure?" asked Levi.
Ricky nodded. "He'll be fine…"
"Alright...if you say so", Levi said.
Ricky kissed his cheek. "Love you. And tell Chase I said hey…"
Levi nodded as Ricky left the office.
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"Man, beating that samurai sea bitch felt good…" Zayn groaned with a smile.
"I bet it did…" said Jason, folding his arms. "So, are you done now?"
"As long as he doesn't retaliate, I've won and he knows that he's a little bitch…"
"Well, that was a pointless fight, then…" said Kevin. "If you really wanted to do something, you should have beat him hard enough so that he'd be eliminated…"
"Hey, I didn't say he didn't fight back. If I had a few more openings, that would have been the case…"
"Alright, we only have two more idiots to go…" Vile said. "However, we can't just throw the challenges anymore, meaning we'll have to actually try to win, but still lose…"
"Great...that'll all be up to luck", said Hope. "When we actually try, it's weird…"
"No, it's not weird...shit just happens", said Kevin. "What's weird is when we're trying to lose. I had no clue what we're supposed to do…"
"Oh right...in your serious manner, you have no sense of fun or sympathy…" Aldon said.
"Sleeping in the haunted mansion...man, that sure is fun and exciting!" Kevin responded sarcastically.
"Okay, I think that's enough…" said Krack. "We need to figure out what we're gonna do about the next challenges…"
"Hmph, look at you trying to be outspoken...did Smash screw some more sense into you?" asked Kevin.
Krack blushed and immediately looked away out of embarrassment.
"Wait...what happened?" asked Aldon. "When this Smash come here?"
"He came through the phone…" Krack said, rubbing the back of his head.
"...Come again?"
"I woke up inside of the office and the phone was ringing like crazy. I got tired of it, answered, and Smash just appeared behind me…"
"We could tell…" Flynn said while shuddering.
Krack growled softly before looking away again.
"So...you're telling us that the phone in the jail office...made Smash appear?" asked Zayn.
"Yes!" Krack exclaimed. "If you don't believe me, go check for yourself!"
"No thanks, I'm good…" Jason said. "I wouldn't like to get a visit from him..."
Krack shrugged.
"So what's the real plan now?" asked Vile. "We haven't really talked about it throughout these conversations…"
"Victini said that he'll randomly eliminate one of us himself if we intentionally lose again, so...we're screwed", said Aldon.
"What if he doesn't know?" asked Zayn.
"They watch us...of course they'll know", said Flynn.
"I mean if he act like we're actually trying, but we really aren't…" he emphasized.
"Oh...I get it..like a fake out?"
"Exactly…"
"Well, hopefully it works…" said Hope.
"If dildo-head tried to come at me again…"
"Don't start…." Vile said.
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Once again, the Friend Alliance and Lila Alliance were in the stadium. This time, with Piff's new evolution, they decided that she'd be a good opponent now.
"Well Piff, you up for a battle?" asked Aylesha.
"Hmm...I guess so…" she said.
"Alright, let's go", Aylesha responded as she started going down the stairs to the battlefield, with Piff following.
"Well, I'm gonna go to the lounge…" said Volante as he flew upwards.
"Get back down here!" Lila growled.
"Lila, come on, we come here all the time! AND US GUYS DON'T DO ANYTHING BUT WATCH!" Volante explained.
"Hey, I don't necessarily disagree with that…" Hex said. "It's boring just sitting here…"
"Okay, then why don't you guys get down there and battle yourselves?" Emilia asked.
"There's the fact that after doing these challenges, we'd like to just RELAX…" Dew, who was still slightly injured, emphasized.
"Yeah, plus we're already strong enough…" said Nate a bit cockily, folding his arms.
"Is that so?" asked Piff as she and Aylesha came back up after seeing everyone still up there. "If that's the case, why don't you guys battle us? Two two v twos…"
"But...there are six are us…" said Dew, looking around.
"Sweetie, you and Combat are fine…" said Emilia with a smile, making the sloth and veteran grin cheekily at the other guys.
"Oh, how is that fair?!" Nate exclaimed.
"They didn't say anything or complain…" Lila explained. "So, they're off the hook. In fact, why don't you two go on and head to the lounge."
"Really?" asked Ded. "Thanks…"
Both he and Combat started leaving, leaving the other guys there.
"Well, I'm out…" said Volante as he flew up.
Dew immediately caught him and used Ice Beam, making him fall back down.
"Damnit Dew!"
"She let them go, and I'm sure the girls would destroy you the next time that they saw you…" Hex explained.
"Over something as little as-"
He immediately noticed that all of the girls were giving him murderous glances. This made him flinch and he hid behind Dew.
"Well, let's get started then, huh?" he asked, completely frightened.
The girls smirked at each other, while the remaining four guys sweatdropped.
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Now on the battlefield, Lila and Emilia were on one side and Dew and Hex were on the other.
"Come on girls, this isn't a big deal!" Hex exclaimed.
"No, you guys say you're strong enough already...let's see some proof", said Lila.
"And I say we make this interesting…" Emilia added.
"Interesting?" asked Dew before flinching a bit from a cut on his right forearm.
"Yep...if we win...you guys have to do whatever we say with no complaints…"
Hex groaned. "How many times has this exact same bet been made?"
"Who cares…" Emilia said. "Now, if you guys win...you can do whatever you want and we won't stop you…"
"Oh? So if someone suggests a th-"
"Finish that and I will rip your balls off…" Lila growled.
"Hey, I was just exploiting loopholes and flaws…"
"NOTHING SEXUAL!" Piff exclaimed.
"Got it…" Volante said, sweat dropping.
"Alright...let's get started…" said Lila as she and Emilia got battle ready.
Hex and Dew exchanged nervous glances.
"This is so not fair! We can't fight girls!" Hex groaned.
"We'll give you a pass…" said Emilia. "Now, bring it!"
"Ladies first…" Hex said, hesitantly getting in a battle stance.
"Aw...how generous…" said Lila as she leapt up and hit Hex hard on the back.
He winced from the Rock Smash, but because it was not generally that strong, he stayed standing. Dew leapt up with a sword drawn, preparing for a Revenge attack.
Lila and Emilia immediately dodged with grace, leaving Dew to land on all fours, making him growl in pain.
Emilia used Thunder on him in retaliation, making him yell out in pain. Hex ran up and used Wild Charge, tackling Emilia while also causing himself a bit of pain.
Lila used Dark Pulse, knocking him into the stadium wall. He groaned in pain before he started standing up, slowly but surely.
Dew had gotten readjusted and used Ice Beam, but both girls jumped up. Lila used Shadow Ball on Dew, while Emilia used Focus Blast on Hex.
Both guys looked up out of fear before being struck by both attacks. When the dust cleared, both of them were very hurt, but still standing. This shocked both girls, who gained smirks.
"Ooh...you guys have stamina and endurance, I'll give ya that…" Lila giggled.
"You should know that…" said Hex, who was conscious, but still struggling to stand.
"Well, I think it's time to end this…" said Emilia before turning to Lila. "Don't you think?"
"Oh definitely…"
"Oh come on!" Dew groaned a bit weakly.
Hex tried to use Dig quickly and avoid another hit, but-
"Oh no you don't!" Emilia exclaimed before she went into the hole after him.
Dew looked back at them, allowing Lila to step directly in front of him. Upon turning around, he immediately paled.
"Um...so...why don't-"
Lila used Shadow Ball once again, knocking him out immediately. She giggled and sat down before hearing a howl of pain and seeing a line of fire burst from the hole Hex had made.
Emilia crawled out of the hole, her fur a bit burnt.
"Well, looks like we win this round…" said Emilia, seeing Dew's unconscious body. "These two are our puppets now…"
Lila giggled. "You make it sound so sinister…"
"I know."
"Alright, it's our turn now…" said Aylesha.
"Lele, are you sure about this?" Nate asked, seriously giving her a look.
Aylesha tittered. "I'm sure. As long as Eredar doesn't show his ugly mug, it'll be fine."
"WHO YOU CALLIN' UGLY!?" Nate suddenly shouted, making him cover his mouth quickly and making Aylesha flinch and run behind Piff.
He then snickered, making the others understand what was going on.
"Okay, that was a dick move, Nate…" said Piff, folding her flippers.
"Hey, he didn't show his ugly mug, did he?"
Aylesha growled and hit him on the head, making him hold the spot she hit. "Damn it!"
"Serves you right…" Aylesha growled.
"Well, I have a feeling that this is going to be an intense battle…" said Volante.
"And..GO!" Emilia exclaimed.
Volante was about to attack, but Piff used Ice Beam on both of them, only knocking out Volante.
"Well...that was easier than I thought…" Piff said, folding her flippers.
Nate groaned and sat up after being knocked on his back from the Ice Beam. He immediately jumped up and charged up an Energy Ball. He fired it towards Piff, but Aylesha confidently moved in from of her, taking the attack.
Nate's eyes widened out of shock and worry. Not worried about Aylesha's safety, but his own! When they trained at home, she actually proved that she was physically stronger, but because of Eredar and his overall attitude, Nate was considered to stronger one by everyone else and she was fine with it. He gulped as Aylesha gave him a devilish smirk.
"Um…'Lesha, can we talk this out?"
Aylesha used Sludge Bomb, knocking Nate back a few pegs.
"Okay, I take that as a no…" Nate said as he jumped up and used Aerial Ace, only for the Aylesha he hit to disappear. "Oh no…."
Aylesha ran up behind him and used Venoshock, blasting him against a wall.
"Ugh…" Nate groaned as he got up.
He tried using Aerial Ace one again, but Piff used Ice Beam, effectively finishing him off.
"Wow Aylesha, I didn't know you had that much strength in you!" Emilia said, completely surprised.
Aylesha giggled. "I know…I've always been this strong. Just don't really show it that much…"
"Wait...if you're actually stronger than Nate...why are you so scared of Eredar…"
"No matter how strong you are, if someone is trying to commit sexual assault and murder towards you, and they're strong as hell...you have the right to be scared out of your mind…"
"True…"
Dew groaned as he and Hex started regaining consciousness.
"Well boys...looks like you guys will be doing what we say…" Lila said with a smile.
"Why must my life be difficult?" Dew muttered as Volante and Nate got up as well.
"CAMPERS! REPORT TO THE JUNKYARD IMMEDIATELY!"
"It's a landfill!" Piff exclaimed.
"WHATEVER!"
"Well, looks like it's time to go…" said Nate as he and the other guys started walking, well Volante was flying.
"Not so fast boys…" they heard, causing them all to stop and wince.
"Yes?"
"I think you should be able to carry us to the landfill…" Emilia said with a smile.
"Um...won't Ded pound our faces in if we touch you?" asked Hex.
"I'll explain it to him. It'll be fine…" Emilia said as she hopped onto Hex's back.
"You can't be serious!" Dew said as Lila climbed onto his back.
"A bet's a bet", Lila retorted.
Piff hopped onto Volante's back, while Nate sneered and picked up Aylesha in the same manner he did in the previous challenge.
"Well, let's go."
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Everyone made it to the junkyard, some more pleased than others. Dew and Hex groaned as they both collapsed upon making it to everyone.
"Oh come on, we're not that heavy…" Emilia said after getting off of Hex's back.
"Um...why were you riding on him?" Ded asked, giving them a look.
"It's a bet thing…" said Lila. "The four of them lost battles, so now they have to do whatever we say…"
"Ha!" Vile laughed. "You gotta love a guy's large ego. Always gets them into trouble…"
"Screw you, Vile…" Volante said as he landed with Piff on his back.
Shade, Demenio, and Ricky, along with Combat and Ded exchanged smirks. They sure were glad they weren't around when that happened.
"Alright, no more chit-chat", Victini said as he and Mew appeared in front of them. "It's time for the next challenge...Hide and Seek!"
Upon hearing that, everyone gave them 'are-you-kidding-me' looks.
"Hide and seek? Really?" Kevin asked. "What are we? Six?"
"Oh, well if that's your reaction...I guess you guys can run an obstacle course while collecting sharp objects…" Victini said. "That'd be a great episode, too!"
Upon hearing that alternative challenge, everyone immediately changed their attitudes…
"Hide and seek is fine!" Demenio said. "I'd love to relive my childhood…"
"Even dad beating us unconscious?" Shade stated, giving him a look.
Demenio gave him a 'seriously' look.
"ANYWAYS!" Mew said, getting their attention back. "Your main goal is basically to be the last one standing for your team. However, there is a catch…"
"What? Are we going to be shocked with electricity when we're caught?" asked Flynn.
"That WAS going to be the case, but the producers thought that after all of the bullshit VICTINI put you through pre-merge, after the merge is when the bullshit starts again…" Mew explained. "Not that it's really good anyway…"
"We don't care yet, what's the big catch?" asked Zayn.
"Eager to lose, aren't you?" Dew asked with a sneer.
"Do you need me to kick your ass again moustache boy!?" Zayn exclaimed.
"At least I don't have a tree coming out of my ass!" Dew retorted. "Your mega is always ready for the holidays; Christmas Tree ass!"
Jason held him back once again as he tried to attack Dew yet again.
"Alright, keep the violence for the challenge", said Victini. "We have to explain…"
"Now...instead of there being one Pokemon going after all of you...you'll be hunted down by the opposite team!" Mew explained. "Well, someone from the opposite team…"
"So, one person from the heroes will be hunting the villains and vice-versa…" Victini reiterated. "The player who finds all of the opposite members will win."
"Okay...and by our location, we're gonna be pretty limited…" said Hope.
"Eh, depends on how creative you are with your hiding spot", said Mew. "Take that as a hint."
"Now, to determine who will be hunting down each team-"
"We're doing it by age and birthday…" Mew stated. "Ded, Razor, you guys get immunity since you're 26 and 25 respectively…"
"WHAT!?" Swift and Mai both exclaimed, making Razor grin.
"What the hell? A lot of us are 25, too, ya know…" said Dew.
"His birthday is also in December…" Victini added.
"Point taken…." said Dew.
"Anyways, I think it's time to begin…" Mew said. "Everyone except for Ded and Razor, head inside of the junkyard. You'll have five minutes to hide."
"Go!"
Everyone rushed inside, with Mai and Swift glaring at Razor before rushing in themselves. Razor snickered to himself.
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Kevin, Flynn, and Krack all hid in a pipe in the ground.
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Vile, Hope, and Aldon hid in a hole of an old building.
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Hex dug a hole in the ground, because of Lila telling him to do so. Because Dew was so much bigger than the two of them, Lila told him to stand out and guard. He groaned.
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Zayn was hiding inside of a pile of junk.
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Jason was inside of an abandoned port-a-potty, much to his disgust. Hopefully it wouldn't be in vain and no one would check it.
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Swift and Mai were down in the large hole that was already located there.
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Nate and Aylesha were laying on top of the crane.
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Shade had dug a hole in a huge pile of junk and Demenio used Flamethrower to burn and carve a way inside. Surprisingly, the whole pile didn't burn, only a few sections of it. After that, Shade grabbed a nearby car bumper and slowly pulled in front of the hole after the others got inside.
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Volante had to stick with Piff and Emilia, so they told him to take them to the furthest part of the junkyard-landfill.
The girls hid in an abandoned car, while Volante had to find his own place to hide.
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"Alright you two...you may begin your search…" said Mew.
"Well, this should be a bit bad…" said Ded.
"And Razor...don't even think about not trying…" Victini threatened.
Razor rolled his eyes.
"Now, GO!"
Both guys immediately started heading inside of the junkyard-landfill.
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Ded groaned as he started walking around. Out of everyone...HE was the one on this team who had to do this because he was the oldest. He hadn't the faintest idea to where the villains may have hid themselves, so this was going to be a tough challenge, especially since the area was large.
He sighed as he walked down a path, passing numerous trash piles. He continued walking around while looking for places that the villains, or anyone in general, would hide.
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"Okay morons, remind me why you decided to follow me into MY spot…" Kevin said, glaring at the croc and elephant.
"Why would we not?" asked Flynn. "We're in an alliance dumbass…"
"Yes, but if that big oaf actually finds us, ALL OF US WILL BE CAUGHT", Kevin explained, peeved.
"Oh...right…" said Krack. "Well-"
Suddenly, they heard a groan from outside of the pipe. "Quiet, quiet", Kevin whispered quickly.
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"I hate these kinds of challenges SOOOO much…" Ded said as he sat on the top of the pipe. Suddenly, his stomach growled and he groaned. "And of course the spicy meatballs from this morning are coming back to haunt me…"
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"Oh Arceus what's that smell?!" Flynn said, holding his breath.
"Wonderful...the oaf's farting…" Kevin groaned.
"Mother of Arceus this smells so bad…" Krack groaned while holding his nose.
"Hey, if he doesn't move, we'll probably die from suffocation or pass out", Kevin explained.
"We need to get him to move!" Flynn exclaimed.
Suddenly, as soon as he said that, Ded rose up and he and Krack took deep breaths of fresh air.
"NO, YOU ID-"
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Ded had heard muffled speaking when he was sitting down, and figured that someone was nearby. He rose up to look around more and immediately he heard the loud breathing.
He turned around and decided to look into the pipe. He smiled to himself upon seeing the three villains in the pipe he was just sitting on.
"Oh, um...hey there big guy…" Krack said, nervously.
"You're all out…" they heard before they were teleported out of the pipe. This surprised Ded.
"Wait, what?"
"WE FORGOT TO MENTION! WHEN YOU FIND TARGETS, THEY'LL BE TELEPORTED BACK TO THE ENTRANCE, SO PHYSICALLY TAGGING THEM IS NOT REQUIRED...UNLESS YOU WANT…"
"So I just have to look at the others, eh?" Ded said to himself. "Interesting…"
"IT HAS TO BE AT LEAST A SIX-FOOT DISTANCE FOR IT TO COUNT!"
"And of course it's more difficult…" Ded muttered.
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Razor was flying around while uninterestingly looking for members of the opposite team. Out of all of the other challenges they could have thought of for the show, they decide to go with hide-and-seek, one of the most tedious games ever. And considering that all of this was on TV, he already knew this episode was going to be one of the most boring and worst…
He landed in a pretty open area and folded his arms. He looked around and saw that there were many piles of junk, as expected.
He sighed to himself before turned to the right and taking flight again. He got a better aerial view and eventually saw a pyramid of port-a-potties near an old, abandoned building.
He raised a brow. This could be a good spot for people to hide. He flew down towards the stack and, not wanting to open everything up, knocked it over.
He heard a shriek from inside one of them, as well as sloshing, making him grin. He saw one of the doors open and saw a poop and fluid covered Infernape crawl out.
Upon seeing him, he groaned. "Jason?"
"Ay dios mio!" Jason exclaimed, looking at his hands and body.
"Why the hell were you looking in there?!" Razor exclaimed.
"HIDING!"
"Well...that wasn't smart now was it?" asked Razor as he flew upwards.
Jason growled as he looked around in order to find a better hiding spot...and a place to clean off. He was lucky that Ded wasn't around at all.
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"Remind me why the hell I have to be the one out here…" Dew said through grit teeth as he sat in front of a hole in the ground.
"Because you lost the bet", Lila explained from the hole. "And because the hole isn't big enough for you…"
"If it was, I'm sure Jesse would kill me…" Dew responded with a smirk. "So you're lucky that both of us are married…"
Lila's eyes widened out of shock and she blushed, while Hex stifled a laugh.
"Well…" Hex said. "That's interesting….nice to know that if you were both single, you'd be trying to do her…"
"Hey, do you blame me?"
Hex looked at Lila, who noticed and gave him a look. "No I do not…"
"Okay, change the subject NOW", Lila demanded, her face completely red.
Dew and Hex both started laughing, making Lila growl.
"What do you suggest we talk about, then? We're probably gonna be here for a while…"
"Just...nothing explicit pertaining to ME", Lila specified with a slight growl.
"That wasn't explicit, though…" Hex laughed.
"Yes...you'd want to do me if I was single. Not explicit at all…" Lila muttered. "Jesse would kill you...and I'm sure Ally, Mystic, and Morgan will beat the shit out of you as well…"
"Hey, I said IF I was SINGLE…" Dew emphasized. "They can't get mad at that…"
"That's insinuating that you have a thing for me, so...it really doesn't matter", Lila laughed.
"Yeah, women are very…'quick to be pissed off' when a guy talks like that…" Hex added.
Dew groaned. "Of course…"
"So, talk about something else…" Lila said.
"Like how all of you are out now?" they heard.
Razor was floating about them with his arms folded.
"Oh for fu- when did you get here?!" Hex exclaimed.
"'Bout around the time when you were talking about sexing Lila up if both of you were single…" Razor said.
"...Fuck…"
"Yeah, so...you're out", Razor said as the three of them disappeared.
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Vile, Hope, and Aldon were all still inside of the building. They had entered from a hole in the side and were now just sitting inside. They had nothing to do, so they just started talking about their lives outside of the game until something happened.
"So...since you and Vladimir are 'together' now…" Hope started. "What's the plan?"
"What plan?" asked Vile, blushing a bit.
"You know what I'm talking about…" Hope replied with a sly smile.
Vile hid her grin. "Well, we haven't really been dating that long. I think it's a bit too early for us to try and live together…"
Hope nodded. "Understandable…"
"How long did you and Aldon start dating until you guys moved in together?" asked Vile.
"Well, considering Donnie was the one who asked me to move in first...I think he remembers more…" Hope said, looking at Aldon.
Aldon was sleeping in a corner, making Hope sigh and shake her head with a smile. "Well, I guess he's occupied at the moment…" she giggled.
"Boys are so lazy…" Vile laughed.
"But, you have to love them…" Hope retorted, gazing sweetly towards him.
"Well, what do you want to do until we get caught now?" asked Vile.
"I have no idea…" Hope said. "Aldon's asleep, so I've got nothing…"
Vile sighed. "They should have did this stupid challenge when there were actually more of us. It'd at least be more interesting…"
"BLAME MEW!" they heard in the distance.
000
Ded was pulling Swift and Mai out of the large hole. "You're out…"
"Fuck yous, you big lug…" Swift hissed as Ded carried him and Mai out of the hole covered in bruises and water.
"Yeah, I could tell that's how you were thinking when you attacked me!" Ded growled, squeezing him tightly, making him cough a bit.
The two of them disappeared from his underneath his arms. "Alright...now where the hell do I look?"
He started walking towards the back of the area to search more. "Man this is boring as hell…"
"KEEP COMPLAINING AND WE'LL CHANGE THE METHODS!" Victini threatened.
"Great...threaten us because their challenge is boring as shit. Not surprised at all…"
Ded looked around intently for the others, actually getting more annoyed. Of course, after almost a half hour of searching with no results after finding two people together, it'd happen.
"Okay, fuck this challenge!" Ded exclaimed. "Do something better!"
"THANK YOU!" Victini exclaimed.
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"Okay this shit is REALLY getting old…" Vile said as everyone was once again outside of the junkyard. "When you make a challenge, DEAL WITH IT!"
"Victini's the baby, don't blame me…" Mew said, folding his arms.
"Alright, we're gonna nix everything that just happened and start fresh; I've decided that I'M going to be the one to find all of you…" Victini said.
"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed, while Mew held his head.
"That's right...I think it's about time that I join in on the chaos, so this is it…" Victini said cockily.
"HOW IS THAT GOING TO BE EVEN REMOTELY FAIR?!" Dew exclaimed.
"It's all up to how good your hiding places are…" Victini said as he made a bazooka appear in his arms.
"WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Aldon exclaimed.
"My weapon of choice…" Victini said. "I'm gonna be using this to tag you all. The last person standing wins…"
"What about my immunity?" Razor asked with a frown while folding his arms.
"Oh, since that challenge is done, that's null and void…" Victini said with a smile.
"Mew!" Lila shouted. "Aren't you gonna do something?!"
"No matter what I do, it's boring…" said Mew in a slight mocking tone. "No point in me saying anything…"
"So much for Victini being the baby…" said Kevin.
"Kevin, I will throw you into the toilet myself…" Mew threatened.
"Now", Victini started. "All of you get into that junkyard again!"
"I swear I don't get you idiots…" Shade growled to himself. "Why couldn't the ones who were still hidden stay in their spots and the ones who were out just find new ones."
"Because that'd be stupid…" Victini responded.
"How the hell would that-"
"...to me", he finished.
"Figures…"
"Now, all of you get in there…" said Victini, using his bazooka to gesture to the area. "You have five minutes yet again. And a tip...don't go to the same spots…"
Everyone groaned before walking back into the area, leaving the two hosts. Mew gave the fennec-rabbit a look.
"You have problems…" Mew said with his arms folded.
"Thanks…" Victini responded. "Your challenges are sometimes boring, so I have to fix them with my problems…"
"Yeah yeah…" he muttered.
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"This is so fucking stupid…" said Demenio as he and the other two crawled into the same hole that Shade dug earlier. Despite Victini's tip, or more so warning, they went back to that area.
"I thought that they said NOT to go to the same place…" Ricky recalled.
"That's why it's stupid", Demenio explained. "He DID tell us not to come back…"
"Oh pipe down, what does he know?!" Shade asked.
"Um...he's the one hunting us down...and this is on TV, meaning that there are cameras everywhere!" Demenio exclaimed. "They were probably watching where everyone hid!"
"And he'll think that we actually did like he said", Shade retorted. "We'll be fine."
After a few more seconds, Demenio looked around rather amazed. This caused a bit of confusion.
"That's weird…" Demenio stated. "Usually this is the time where shit hits the fan…"
"Like I said. We'll be fine…" said Shade.
They all sat around for a while inside of the hole until Demenio decided to break the ice again. This should be awkward…
"So...what happened this morning?" asked Demenio. "I went up to your room and you weren't there…"
"My laptop wasn't working, so I went to the jail to talk to Levi for real…" Ricky explained.
"Oh, um...I didn't mess with your head or anything asking about the kids did I?"
"What do you think!?" Shade exclaimed.
"I'm not talking to you…" Demenio responded. "And pipe down...you'll end up giving us away."
"Well...you were alright, but just bringing him up made me a bit uncomfortable since there are a few issues", he explained.
"Aura and her dickhead boyfriend, right?" Demenio recollected.
"Yeah…" Ricky said. "And apparently her boyfriend said that he'll kick both me and Levi's asses and make sure we never see Chase again if he starts flirting and fooling with other boys…"
"...Well that sucks…" Shade said, not exactly caring as much. Demenio growled at this.
Ricky sighed. "I just want to be able to be there for my son. If he's bi, I don't really care and I'll still care about him; but Aura doesn't like that despite actually HAVING HIM from me...and Lee is just a jackass…"
"Well...I think that I can change his mind…" Demenio said with a smirk.
"Really!?" Ricky asked, surprised.
"Really?" Shade said, giving him a 'seriously' look.
"Yeah...a talk with this...Lee will set him straight…"
"If he doesn't rearrange your face in the process…" Shade chuckled to himself.
Demenio heard that and whipped his nose with his tail.
"When the hell did this show become a soap opera?" all three of them heard. They turned to the opening, which was still blocked, and saw a few of Victini's features.
"Aw shit…"
Victini fired the bazooka at them, causing an explosion that blew red paint all over them.
Shade spit out some of the fluid that got in his mouth. "Was that fucking necessary!?"
"Yes…" Victini said. "Now you're out. Finish your soap opera bullshit later and hope you're not eliminated for not listening to me…"
Demenio and Ricky glared at Shade, who rolled his eyes.
000
Razor had just watched Victini blow Shade, Demenio, and Ricky up with the paint, so he decided to get as far as he could in order to not be next. He flew over to an area near the entrance, where there were a few compacted piles of junk all together.
He started flying over to that area, but was immediately stopped by a large green object striking him down. He growled and saw that it was a TAIL. Knowing whose it was, he groaned in annoyance before using Dragon Rush to knock him away.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Razor growled.
"You lying sack of shit!" Mai exclaimed. "You're the reason Giovanni and Mason got eliminated!"
"So?" Razor said with a smirk.
"Why the hell did-"
"-I do that? You're the weakest alliance on this team, that's why…" Razor explained. "I'd rather stick with a large stable alliance and take out a smaller one than it be the other way around...more votes in my favor."
"Yous is gonna regret that!" Swift exclaimed as he swung his tail, attempting a Dragon Tail. Razor grabbed it as it made contact. He started swinging him around, but Swift grinned and reversed it by tensing his body and constricting Razor.
Razor groaned and immediately mega evolved. His new size didn't even hinder Swift's constriction. He used Dragon Pulse to blast Swift in the face before doing the same to Mai, knocking both of them out immediately.
He laughed to himself. "Idiots…"
"Nice fight…" he heard just before he found himself covered in red paint.
"Are you KIDDING ME!?" he exclaimed angrily.
"Nope. Yer all out, boy…" Victini said in a country accent.
Razor growled.
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Razor: Now they are DEFINITELY gone...
000
Volante, Ded, Piff, and Emilia went towards the back of the junkyard again. Again, neglecting what Victini told them.
"Alright, I don't think this is smart…" said Volante. "They said not to come back to your original spot."
"True…" said Emilia, holding her chin. "Then where the hell do we hide, then?"
"Yeah, there's not a lot of places to actually hide…" Piff said.
"Hmm…" said Ded, looking around for another place to hide. He saw an old, rusty abandoned bus in the distance and nodded to himself.
"There's a bus over there!" he said, pointing to its location.
"You think that'll be a good place?" asked Volante. "I mean, we're still around the other area…"
"Well, I don't know if you'll be able to fit in it anyway, so…" Ded said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
Volante groaned. "I have to find my own spot?"
"Yep", said Piff. "And try not to get caught…"
"Just because you say it doesn't mean I can automatically do it. You girls never told us any consequences…"
"Hmm...you're right...thanks for reminding us", said Emilia. "We'll get with Aylesha and Lila after the challenge is over…"
"Ooh…" Ded said, holding back a smile.
"Wait, there's no need for that-"
"Nope, too late", said Emilia. "Now go on and find yourself a new hiding place…"
Volante groaned before flying to another location.
"Come on", said Ded as he, Emilia, and Piff started walking to the bus.
Ded punched the doors open, allowing him and the girls to enter. "This should be a good place as long as we stay down."
Looking down, they saw that the bus floor was completely covered in trash and muck.
"Uh...I think we need a better hiding spot", Piff said, not wanting to have to duck down and lay on the ground.
"Well, I'm not sure where else we can go. Unless you find another car…" Ded explained. "I'll stay in here…"
"Oh, well...okay, I guess", Emilia said, kissing his cheek.
The two girls left the bus, leaving him alone. An explosion was heard outside and red paint flew inside of the bus as he laid down in the back.
"Alright, you two are out, get back to the front…" he heard Victini say from outside of the bus. He kept still, not wanting him to know of his presence.
Victini floated past the bus, allowing him to breathe out a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he found himself being blown up and covered in red paint.
"REALLY!?" he exclaimed while he lied in the wreckage of the bus.
"Yep...your sigh gave you away…"
Ded gave him a look.
000
Zayn was looking for a better place to hide. He would have just went to his same spot, but he knew better. As he looked around, he eventually came upon a phone booth next to a few port-a-potties. Smiling, he went inside of it, not thinking about the fact that they were transparent.
Making matters worse...
"What the-" he said as he saw the knob come off. "Shit…"
He pushed on the door, and it didn't budge.
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me…" he said. He attempted to use Leaf Blade, but it still didn't work. "Oh come on!"
The only breakage was a hole on the left side that allowed him to get a good whiff of the port-a-potties. He growled angrily before mega-evolving. He turned around, but he now found that he was now stuck. His tail was too long and was pointing upwards.
Nevertheless, he fired the tip and nothing happened. The booth didn't even dent more. "FUCK!"
Dew, Lila, and Hex were looking for another hiding spot and upon turning the corner, they saw Zayn struggling to get out of the booth.
Dew gained a devious sneer. Lila and Hex both noticed this and knocked the sense back into him.
"What was that for?!"
"You know you were thinking of doing something to him…" Hex said.
"So what if I was?!" Dew asked. " He deserves it!"
"According to YOU", Lila said. "Now, ignore him and come on so that we don't get caught…"
Dew growled. "Stupid bet…" he grumbled as he and the others passed by him.
Zayn saw them and was able to hear everything. He smiled. "LOOKS LIKE YOU AREN'T A MAN AT ALL, HUH WHISKERS?"
Hearing that, Dew growled and turned around.
"STEVEN!" Lila growled with a glare.
Dew glared at Zayn, then back at Lila, who had a serious death stare on her face. He immediately gulped and flicked Zayn off before continuing onwards.
Zayn rolled his eyes before plopping on the booth floor, sitting on broken glass in the process. "Damn it!" he growled.
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Jason was running from Victini, who was coming after him with the bazooka. Despite being a Psychic-type and the bazooka having a large blast range, he continued following Jason just for his panicked expressions.
Jason kept looking back and seeing Victini come closer and closer. Eventually, he ran to the port-a-potties; Zayn watched him run inside of the port-a-potties next to him and his eyes widened.
"Tsk tsk tsk...poor choice…" said Victini as he fired his bazooka at the port-a-potties.
"Fuck my life…" Zayn groaned as red paint coated him, as well as fecal matter and urine.
"Oh, two for the price of one...awesome…" said Victini. "You're out…"
"Yeah, we got that el cabron…" Jason muttered.
"And you just missed sword dick and his friends…" Zayn said, shaking the muck off of himself.
"Thanks I guess", said Victini. "Already...get out and...probably get a shower. You smell like shit now…"
"THANKS TO YOU!" Jason exclaimed.
"You're the one who went in those things AGAIN…" said Victini.
000
Nate and Aylesha were inside of the hole/crater in the ground hiding inside of a fox den-like area inside of that one.
"Are you sure that we'll be fine in here?" asked Aylesha.
"Definitely", said Nate, resting his arms at the back of his head as he sat against the wall.
Aylesha climbed on top of him, surprising him a bit.
"Um...what are you doing?" he asked, taken aback from her action.
"Oh nothing", she said with a sly smile as she kissed him.
"Okay, based on that kiss, there is something…" Nate said. "This isn't the right place nor the right time for this…Victini could hear us and catch us at any moment."
"Yeah...I guess you're right…" said Aylesha, climbing off of him, only to be stopped by him.
"Hey, I said we couldn't get frisky, that doesn't mean you have to get off…." Nate said with a smirk.
Aylesha smiled and kissed him again before turning around and sitting in his lap the correct way. Nate wrapped his arms around her sides and she leaned back into him.
Nate chuckled. "I said no getting frisky…"
"What?" asked Aylesha. "I'm just sitting here…" she said, feigning innocence.
"Just sitting my ass...this is your favorite setup…" Nate said with a smirk, referring to when they...consummated.
Aylesha blushed. "What's your point?"
Nate stifled a laugh. "You're lucky Eredar hasn't been coming out more. You would be ravaged by now...and probably dead."
The tone of their interactions completely changed with the mention of Eredar. Nate sighed and looked down, which Aylesha noticed. You flipped over, slid down a bit and kissed him again.
"We don't have to bring him up…" she said calmly, despite being scared as well.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to", he said. "It was just a stupid thought."
"No, it's a serious thought…" Aylesha said. "He hasn't been talking to you has he?"
"Not lately...but that's what worries me…" said Nate. "We share this body, and he still has a mind of his own. I don't know what he plans on doing or if he even will!"
"Well...let's try to avoid thinking that way and try to just finish this stupid game…"
Nate nodded and Aylesha nuzzled him.
"Aw...how sweet."
Hearing that immediately made Nate groan. "You gotta kidding me…"
"I'm not…" Victini said before blasting them.
000
Mew and a few of the other out campers were watching on screens outside of the area.
"How the hell does he keep finding us all so fast!?" Shade exclaimed. "This shit really isn't fair!"
"He's a psychic-type and he's fucking Victini…" Mew said with a sigh. "Fair isn't his thing unless he feels like it…"
That didn't do anything for anyone. They just glared, making Mew sweatdrop.
000
Vile, Aldon, and Hope were walking away from a large excavator.
"Well that plan was a bust…" Vile said.
"Sorry", Aldon said. "I thought we could hide in the bucket and we'd be fine."
"We could have still done it and just blocked it with ice…" said Hope. "Being high up doesn't automatically mean the spot will work…"
They stopped walking.
"Well, when you put it that way…" said Vile.
The three of them ran back to the bucket of the excavator immediately blocked it with ice. However, despite the idea being good, Hope had forgotten that she hated the cold, while Aldon and Vile were fine with it.
"Okay...m-maybe I didn't think this t-through enough…" Hope said while shivering a bit.
Aldon chuckled and pulled her close to him in an attempt to warm her up. Despite this effort, his rocky body absorbed the cold quite quickly.
"B-babe...this isn't helping…" Hope said.
"Sorry", Aldon replied.
"Well, we should good here….unless Victini finds a way to cheat or something…" Vile said, putting her arms around the back of her head.
Suddenly, an explosion blasted the ice away and coated them all in red paint.
"Why am I not fucking surprised?" Vile muttered.
Victini fired behind himself, nailing Flynn, Krack, and Kevin, who were trying to escape out of a pipe.
"FUCK! I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO RUN!" Krack exclaimed.
"Well, looks like the heroes win…" said Victini with a smile. "And most importantly...I win."
"Fuck you…" Aldon said, glaring at him.
000
"Wasn't that a fun challenge?!" Victini asked.
"NO!" everyone shouted.
"Well, it was for me, so that's all that matters", Victini stated.
Mew sighed. "Anyways, the heroes win. Plus, considering the fact that we hardly saw Combat in there, they would have probably won anyways…"
"Where is he anyway?" asked Lila.
Combat suddenly arose from the ground right at the entrance of the junkyard.
"WOW! THAT'S BULLSHIT!" Mai shouted.
"No, that's incredibly smart", said Victini. "I wouldn't have even...whatever. Villains lose AGAIN…"
"Yep, now it's time for elimination", said Mew.
"Yep...and we already know who's going…" Krack said with a sneer aimed at Swift.
"Faggot…" Swift hissed.
Ricky and Krack both growled at this.
000
Everyone was at the elimination ceremony. Majority of the villains already had their poffins except for Mai and Swift, who had apathetic looks. They already knew that their fates were sealed.
"Alright you two, it's game over for one of you and that person is...Swift", Mew said, tossing Mai a poffin.
Swift growled. "YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE DUMB AS SHIT! SHARK FACE IS GONNA SCREW ALL OF YOU!"
"What the hell are you talking about!?" Razor shouted.
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!"
"Okay, can we just get that offensive dumbass out of here?" Krack asked.
"SHUT THE HELL UP FAGGOT! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN BARREL UP YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!"
"Do something about it, DAGO!"
Swift hissed angrily and swiftly tried to attack Krack, only to be knocked out in one hit by Jason using Flamethrower.
"Well...that was anticlimactic…" said Shade.
Swift groaned in pain softly as Zahku appeared thanks to Mew and started dragging him to the toilet.
Mai glared at all of her 'teammates' before flying somewhere else in the island.
"Well, that was interesting to say the least…" said Emilia.
"Razor, what the hell were they talking about?" asked Piff, giving him an untrusting gaze.
"Those two are just pissed that I pretended to help them in their little alliance and ended up actually screwing them over…" Razor said.
"Right…" Kevin said in his head.
000
Kevin: Do I really trust Razor? Hell no. I don't trust anyone in this stupid game. I know he's up to something, though. Based on the maf brats' reactions, this is something major...or minor and they're just bitches. Either way, it's bad for me and I need to stop it…
000
Well, that was a chap now was it! Okay, sorry it was boring as fuck and led up to nothing. At least it's over now. At least we had a bit more info about some personal lives. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars! See ya guys, BYE!
