Twenty-Eight
They've Finally Arrived
After the whole Star-Wars memorial deal, they were back on track to the Dorito Burritos.
At this point, they were halfway there.
Charizard was whistling an all-to-familiar tune.
"What is that song?" Zoroark asked. "It's driving me crazy."
"I know that song!" Shaymin spoke up for the first time in chapters.
"Digimon,
Digital monsters
Digimon are the champ-ions,
Digimon,
Digital monsters
Digimon are the champ-ions,
Change
Into
Di-gi-tal champions
To
Save the
Digital
World,
Digimon,
Digital monsters
Digimon are the champ-ions,
Digimon
Digital monsters
Digimon are the champ-ions-"
"WE GET IT, SHAYMIN!" Treeko hollered.
Shaymin stopped talking and carried her Gradia Flower in silence.
"Funny," Buizel hummed. "I thought you of all people would like Digimon."
Treeko started sweating intensely.
"Oh boy, bad experience?" Quilava guessed.
"It all started about three months ago," he explained.
Three months ago…
"Honey, I got you a present!" Renee's mom said.
"Oh! Is it a Pokémon?!" Renee asked, taking the box.
"Oh, you'll see," her mother gushed.
Renee ripped open the package, Treeko at her side, to uncover…
An Agumon.
"Well what do you think?" Renee's mom asked.
"Mom, this isn't a Pokémon it's a DIGIMON," she answered, scooting away from it.
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"Oh hi there! Do you want to team up with me and save the digital world?"
"It talks, mom! Pokémon don't talk!"
"Well what about that little Jewish one?"
"That's me-owth, that's…different!"
End of flashback.
"Where were we during all this?" Charizard asked.
"Well," Treeko thought, "weren't you at the day care with that cute Typlosion-"
"OH LOOK, A METALGREYMON!" Charizard interrupted.
"AUUUUUUGH WHERE WHERE WHERE?!" Treeko yelled, jumping onto him.
That was actually an internet video called Ash Gets a Digimon.
Agumon: it was?
What the huh?
Percy: can we keep him?
Fine…
Gulper Eel: yay!
