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What's the Shatter with You? or The Merry Window
Narrator: Our heroes seem to have stumbled upon a witch's hut.
Rocky: And it's haunted!
Bullwinkle: Mr. Narrator, you mentioned the witch's pad and stuff, but what about the evil ghost Vikings?
Narrator: Vikings?
Rocky: Vandals.
Narrator: Oh. In the previous segment, a bunch of rocks were thrown to smash up the cottage windows by an unseen force. How will they get out of this mishap if they can't even see what's behind it?
Bullwinkle: Ooh, I know!
Narrator: You do?
Bullwinkle: Yup. All we have to do is get a Viking ship.
Narrator: You don't catch on to things very well, do you?
Bullwinkle: Catch on to what now?
Rocky: I've got a plan. But first we'll have to get some Mooseberries.
Bullwinkle: Rocky, even I know this isn't the right time for supper.
Rocky: That's not exactly what I have in mind.
Narrator: After foraging for Mooseberries in the forest, Rocky puts his plan into action.
Rocky: All right, now we spread them out into a circle.
Bullwinkle: Huh? Why?
Narrator: After making a circle of mooseberries, they stand in its centre.
Bullwinkle: Oh, I get it. This is like keeping monsters away or something like in the movies, right?
Rocky: Right. I noticed that really early on, when one of the monster trees tried to kill you, it stopped when Mooseberries were thrown at it. So as long as we stay in this circle, we'll be fine.
Bullwinkle: *munch munch* Uh, yeah, whatever you say, pal.
Rocky: ...Bullwinkle? Are you listening to me?
Bullwinkle: These Mooseberries are really good.
Rocky: You didn't...
Narrator: Oh, yes he did. The circle of Mooseberries plan isn't going to work.
Bullwinkle: I love Mooseberries. Do you want some, too?
Rocky: No thanks. I'll have to think of some other way to get out of this mess.
Narrator: Our heroes are being pursued by a trio of night owls, who are trying to catch up to them.
Fearless Leader: We would have got them by now if Badenov didn't screw up. Again.
Narrator: Bullwinkle did a Wossamotta U touchdown on Boris, which got him stuck in the ground.
Boris: At least he didn't pull the football away from me. Unlike some people...
He glares at Natasha.
Natasha: What? It's a classic bit.
Narrator: Since the circle of Mooseberries plan didn't go as expected, they're going to find the source of the poltergeist activity, and then bravely run out of there as fast as they possibly can.
Rocky: We'll have to search this place for clues.
Bullwinkle: I know! Let's look under the floorboards.
Rocky: Are you sure about that? For all we know, there might be a heart under the floorboards.
Bullwinkle: Don't be ridiculous, Rocky. Where did you get an idea like that?
Rocky: ...Wow, you barely learned anything at Wossamotta U.
Bullwinkle: And I'm proud of it!
Narrator: After eventually finding the hidden Ectoplasmium, which wasn't underneath the floorboards, but behind the curtains of the broken windows, they take it and skedaddle. Then a not phony phantasm comes out of his hiding place, which was in a cupboard.
Ghost: Oh, thank goodness! The scary vandals have left my house.
Narrator: With even more of the secret formula in their possession, our heroes have more than enough proof to reveal the no-goodniks' plot to the public. But will they get out of Pottsylvania in one piece? Be sure to stay tuned for "Wanted Undead or Alive" or "The Hexorcist".
