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"Let's go get some doughnuts!"

Luke led the way up to the store.

Annabeth grabbed his arm. "Luke! What about the whole breeding monster franchise thing!"

Luke frowned. "What? Like, 'Toy Story'?"

Percy moved forwards. "Yeah, Annabeth, what are you talking about?"

Annabeth pointed to a spot behind some bushes. "Get out of sight and I'll tell you."

Percy looked at it good-naturally.

"I am not sitting in that!" Luke told her.

She was pointing at a big disgusting puddle full of sticky, gloopy mud, which was bubbling slightly.

Percy looked over at a spot next to it, covered in soft grass, hidden behind a nice bush.

"How about we hide there?" Percy asked.

Annabeth shook her head, before striding over and lying flat in the mud, soaking herself.

Luke hit his head. "Oh no! I just realised I don't give a fuck about what you were about to say!"

Annabeth scowled. "So I just sat in this mud for no reason?"

Percy walked over to the nice hiding place. "No, it's cool. I'll camp here. Hey Tyson, sit here."

Luke strode up, his hands in his pockets. "I'm Luke 'Badass' Castellan. I can defeat anything-," he went pale, seeing something.

"Move up!" He dove into Annabeth's hiding spot, swallowing lots of mud.

"It's in my mouth!" He moaned.

Tyson kicked him as footsteps came up.

Percy held his breath as a Hydra appeared, sniffing around, before walking to the hatch that gave you doughnuts for the road.

All they heard was Luke moaning as he tried to get the mud out of his mouth, until the Hydra walked off.

Annabeth coughed, shifting in the mud, pushing more into Luke's mouth.

"Right, now we're all hidden-"

"Sorry Luke," Percy said.

"-we can talk about my theory. Basically, it's really weird and I didn't understand it, but as you kill a monster, these shops pop up."

"What?" Tyson asked.

Annabeth rolled her eyes. "It's a chain, like a nest. Basically, stuff pops up so fast, because they are linked to a monsters life force. You kill it, and boom, a new shop of Doughnuts opens."

Percy shook his head. "So… but wait, what's the point? Do they eat mortals? Are the monsters just in it for the profit?"

Luke, covered in mud, sat up. "No, look Annabeth, you're not making any fucking sense. Percy, Tyson, it's called the 'Padidimus Theory'. It consists of the idea that these chains of shops etc. are actually linked to a deferential interpretation of America's society as it stand in the present conflugation of the ethical situations of which we stand in. It's a parody of fast food and other chains devised by Rick in an attempt to provide a more adult theme to the otherwise over-expansive barrenial context of the books, and it dictates these chains like Costa etc. as monsters and it hopes that someone will understand it and be able to relate to how it affects our psychodynamic persona's."

Annabeth nodded. "What he said."

"Who devised this?" Asked a very confused Percy.

"Some child of Hermes."

"Yeah, so that's all bullshit then."

Luke nodded. "Oh yeah… yeah, children of Hermes are useless. They wouldn't be good enough to work that out."

Everyone looked around awkwardly. No-one reminded Luke he was a child of Hermes.

Luke clapped his hands. "Right-o, let's go in the store!"

Before anyone could object, Luke strode forward, pushing open the stores doors.

Percy, Annabeth and Tyson followed, looking around to see a doughnut-McDonalds style place, with monsters in all the booths.

Annabeth pressed close to Percy. "Help," she squeaked.

Percy glanced at her, before moving up to Luke.

"There are monsters everywhere! Luke, we're going to die."

Luke held up a hand. "I've had worse in the summer of 2003. Just let me deal with this."

He strode up to the counter.

"Monster!" He shouted.

The huge lizard looking thing, which Percy couldn't place, and Annabeth was too pale to try, looked down at Luke.

"What, scum?"

"We need supplies."

"I sell doughnuts."

"We'll take those then," Luke agreed.

The monster grunted. "You're a demigod, right?" He leant in close.

Luke waved a hand in front of his face. "By Zeus, stay away. Your breath stinks."

The monster grunted. "Tell me your business in coming to a nest of monsters."

Luke put a finger on the monsters nose. "Keep that out," he pushed him away with his finger, "of our business."

Percy swallowed, seeing the mood go sour, and sidled up to a monster with laptop.

"What you doing?"

In an act of shameless advertisement, he said:

"Reading, 'How To Bake Bread, Maime People, And Fall In Love'. The author has updated with the scores Peeta and Katniss got and it's hilarious. Haymitch- well, you should read it and follow it too."

Percy signed in with his account and signed up.

"Percy!" Annabeth hissed. "What are you doing?!"

Percy looked around. "Following a story."

Tyson came up. "Stop reading that shit, and help us."

Luke was reaching blows.

"Yeah? Well, your Mom must have got you mixed up with her shit and the baby, because let me be the first to tell you, you look like a turd!"

"Oh yeah!" The monster replied. "Well, you're a son of Hermes!"

Luke scowled and turned around. "You have me there…" he put hand on his sword. "You have me…" he whipped around, drawing Backbiter across the monsters throat.

He disintegrated, and Luke jumped up on the counter, brandishing his sword.

"Come and get some me hearties! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts!"

The monsters looked at each other.

"Call in Salty," one said.

Luke frowned. "Who's Salty?"

Footsteps were heard, the counter rocking, throwing Luke down onto his knees.

"Get the doughnuts!" Luke shouted at Percy, Annabeth and Tyson, jumping down from the counter.

Percy drew Retard, and moved up to Luke.

"I can fight!"

"No! Swords are no more use here!"

Percy looked at Luke's sword. "But… you're using a sword!"

Luke pushed him back. "Get the food!"

He pushed past Percy as the Hydra broke through the doors.

"Shit!" Tyson cried.

Luke waved them back. "I'll hold it! Get the food!"

The monsters were jeering, and Luke ran to confront the Hydra.

Percy watched Luke dodge a claw, rolling and vaulting a neck, cutting the torso as he went.

Annabeth grabbed him. "Percy! if anyone can fight it, Luke can! Now let's get the food and get out of here!"

They ran past the counter and to the back, picking up bags and loading doughnuts in them.

"Don't we have food on the boat?!" Tyson shouted.

Percy and Annabeth stopped.

"Keep going!" Annabeth decided, loading up her bag.

Luke came flying through the air, hitting the wall and falling onto his hands and knees.

He saw them looking. "It's under control!" He breathed, leaping up and running back in.

Annabeth picked up a chocolate doughnut.

"No," Percy hit it from his hand. "Tyson doesn't like those ones."

She picked up a custard filled one. Tyson shook his head. "Those make Percy sick."

Annabeth threw her bag down. "Sorry if I can't get fucking doughnuts for you two whining little s- oh crap!" She ducked as a Hydra head hit the wall.

Luke appeared cutting off its head, and grimacing.

"Look what you made me do Annabeth! I was trying to keep from doing that!"

"Why?" Tyson cried.

They watched as an extra head grew out.

"That's why," Luke panted, cutting at the growing head. "Bad head, bad head! Down!"

The tail came around, whipping Luke's face, stunning him, before another head came and lunged at his torso.

Luke reacted with godlike speed, pulling up a doughnut waiting tray and wedging it in the open mouth, kicking the flat of the tray, and the head, away.

Percy and Tyson were now having a heated debate on the merits of Frosties Doughnut selection, and how each one contained a horrible amount of calories.

Annabeth ran up, panting. "Look guys! Leave the stupid argument-"

"Stupid?" Percy asked. "is it stupid to care what goes in your body?"

"Well, no, but-"

"Is it stupid to care about the sugar level?" Tyson asked.

Percy pointed at him. "Shut up, yeah?"

Tyson held up a calorie sheet. "Sugar contains FAT and stuff that rots your teeth! It's worse!"

"No!" Percy argued. "If Annabeth lost all her teeth, I'd still rather go out with her rather than if she was the size of this store!"

Annabeth blushed. "You'd got out with me-"

"Yeah, but dickshit, you missed something, as ALWAYS! She'd have no teeth and be fat too!2

Annabeth tried to interject. "It's not about weight guys! It's the personality-"

"You don't know anything!" Percy told her. He turned to Tyson. "Like I said; who cares about her weight! I go for personality!"

"I said that-, "Annabeth put in.

"I'd rather fuck Annabeth for her-"

"Oh, Percy," Annabeth blushed. "So forward."

Tyson laughed. "Like she's let you bone her!"

Percy fought back. "I HAVE A RIGHT-"

"YOU STUPID PRICK, SHE'D NEVER-"

"PERCY! You can fuck me whenever you want!" Annabeth screamed with them.

They both turned to face her.

Luke slammed into the wall. "Guys, quit bitching! Let's go!"

Annabeth looked around at the Hydra. It had so many heads, it couldn't even see now.

"What are you fighting?" Tyson asked.

"I don't know," Luke panted. "I'm trying to give it so many heads it can't walk anymore."

He ran in, cutting off five heads, but a claw reached out.

"LUKE!" Percy shouted.

Luke looked around as the claw grabbed him, his sword spinning away.

"NO!" Annabeth cried.

Luke looked around, fighting to stop the claw from crushing him.

He saw a sign: Get Hot Inserts From The Jelly Injector In Your Doughnut Now!"

He reached out for the jelly injector, grabbing it. The claw squeezed again, but Luke drove the Jelly Injector into the Hydra's hand and kicked the switch.

Jelly started pumping into the Hydra, filling it.

Luke limped over to his sword, wiping blood from his eye. He picked it up, spinning it, before walking over to the Hydra.

It was now so full of Jelly it looked like a big balloon. Luke gritted his teeth, and looked at Percy.

"Give me Riptide."

"Why?"

"So I can throw it at the Hydra, we can escape as it explodes and you get your sword back.

Percy nodded. "Give me a sec." He hit Riptide against the wall, starting it up again, and handing it to Luke.

"Run," Luke said, moving to the door, Percy, Annabeth and Tyson picking up there packs of doughnuts, the monsters looking at them.

Luke threw Retard, the sword going right through the monster.

"Yeah, that happens." Percy stated.

Luke grunted, and they waited for Retard to reappear.

Luke took the sword and this time it buried itself in the Hydra.

They ran out as the store exploded in jelly, throwing them off their feet.

Percy got up, brushing himself down. "Wow, Luke. I think only Heracles killed that."

"With help," Annabeth added.

Luke shrugged. "He didn't have a jelly injector."

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