By the way, friends, when I said "Who is this Freya?" I promise I wasn't being serious. I've seen the episode (At least Merlin had a good reason to cry in that one!), I promise! I've seen ALL the episodes! I love the internet!
Thanks to those stupid lost notes, I left out two very important things to make fun of! Ah!
Okay, the first thing: Morgana's screaming the castle down. I know, I know, her sister's dead (perhaps). If my sister died, I'd be plenty upset—but I wouldn't scream the house down. You can hurt people like that! Shouldn't Merlin have, I don't know, STOPPED HER? Or maybe he was too busy getting the heck out.
Also, "She has betrayed me" says Morgana. I hit the roof at that one. I beg your pardon? SHE betrayed YOU? Who tried to get whose boyfriend killed in The Castle of Fyrien? Who threw her father in jail? Who killed random innocent citizens? WHO USURPED THE THRONE? (Hint: it wasn't Gwen.)
And did I mention that Merlin is so much manlier while holding a sword? It really must make him feel better about the crying. Like a girl. Anyway…
ONE- Gwen. I love her, but I honestly think Elyan will become an only child if Lance sticks around her too much. (Catch my drift?)
TWO- Leon, aka Loyal Leon, who wouldn't switch allegiances to save his life (like literally).
THREE- Gaius. "You need an old man." Haha… still cracking up there.
FOUR- Uther. Everyone keeps complaining that he should have gotten up to fight in the end… but hello? He was mentally scarred here! And he didn't have a weapon! And I imagine his wrists were sore from being chained up! (So y'all leave my king alone!)
FIVE- Arthur. Don't worry, fernazab, I'm finding out how those bells work… And I'm so using it to my advantage.
SIX- My man Merlin, who serves Arthur rat on a regular basis.
SEVEN- Lance. His siblings (should he have any) might also, soon, become minus one brother.
EIGHT- Gwaine, Mr. Hot-As-All-Get-Out. He had me sooo scared when we though the was dead!
Now, did I mention that I don't know when next chapter will be up? Hopefully before 2011. If not, Merry Christmas! (If you celebrate Christmas... If not, happy holidays!) And happy new year! Yes, next chapter will have the debut of Scientia, who must be thrilled with this news. She's been waiting so long.
Later, readers!
