I trick the planner

"Stefan, you might want to go upstairs."-me

"Why?"

"She's here."

"Oh, crap!"

"what?"

"She's giving me a ride to school." He zipped up the stairs. Zack followed, but not nearly as zippity.

"Emz, how'd you know that? I can't even smell her."

"I can't believe you can't smell the difference of me. I've been standing here the whole time."

"What?"

"I changed to vampire. I probably smell less human."

"why'd ya turn vampire?"

"I need practice."

"What kind of vampire are you?"

"I'm two. I am retracto fang and sparkled."

"Let me guess, Jasper and some random attacker."

"Nope, I'm retcacto from the jerk James. I sparkle because my friend Riley."

"James as in the guy who bit Bella in book one."

"yup."

"And you and this Riley are still friends?"

"Best friends."

"Interesting."

"Please don't judge it was an accident."

"How'd that happen?"

"I fought him the first time I met him and he thought a bite would affect me. Instead of sucking it out of myself I decided to let a fracture of myself turn sparkely."

"What are you know?"

"Retracto fang. Otherwise I'm new enough where I would have chrome red eyes."

"Ah I see."

"Hey Damon, how bad are you dying of thirst?" Adam is still asleep.

"Live in a desert for six months without water and as a human and you tell me."

"So you do remember being human."-he gave me a you're an alien look.

"Hwy, if your not rude, I'll make a deal with you, and will agree to a bet, I'll cheat on my part and give you blood."-me

"What's the deal?"

"Stop swearing, keep me from swearing, don't make a break out, and let me train you at my school."

"What's in it from your part?"

"I'll get you out of here and feed you human blood."

"Drop the schooling and you've got yourself a deal."

"Done."

"Where are you gonna get fresh blood? You and Adam have poison blood, and I know you won't let me kill Zack."

"One thing you don't know about ghouls: we turn into what we kill. I killed a max of ten people/ Jedi-long story- that means I can turn into anyone of them. All of them have fresh blood. We'd have to wait 'till the day after tomorrow so I'm strong enough to change and back again. I had to turn into a vampire to even keep myself awake as is."

"Kay." And he looked a little more glum. The day passed with the normal chit-chat except I sat by him instead of in my corner. The stupid Stefan came home and checked on us.

"How's Damon?"-Stefan

"Why are you asking me? I hate you and he's perfectly capable of talking."

"I know, I don't want him to talk."-Stefan

"Too bad, I won't answer his questions."

"Why are you so difficult?"

"Because I hate you enough that if I weren't in your own personal jail I would have stuck your head through a brick wall already." Damon laughed.

"Not funny Damon!"-Stefan

"I thought so."-Damon and I said at once

"Emily I need your help."-Stefan

"With what?"

"I think Elena knows I'm a vampire.."

"And how is that my problem?" Geeze you and Edward are so alike. You guys think I will solve your problems that you cause by dating a human."

"She found me, not me her, plus she looks just like…"

"I know and I hate her. Her name I can't even say without spitting at both of you. I hate her a lot!"

"Will you just help me?"

"Fine! Unlock the door and get Zack (who by the way looks a lot like movie Carlisle.) to guard while Adam's asleep. Don't wake him up either. He's worse than me when he's cranky." And he did just as I ordered. I followed him upstairs and opened the door. Elena was standing there with a look of shock and disgust.