Hey guys! Sorry it's like two days late! :O. Busy schedule… You guys know. First thanks to all the reviewers! And the new reviewers! Anyways! I still can't believe this story has over 200 reviews. Another :O Anyways, I hope you guys like this chapter…
Bella's POV
Once we got back to the house, Carlisle was ready to scorn Emmett. I felt bad for him. I had the record of never losing a job. Even with Edward always hanging around, the management seemed to like me. I always quit. Alice lasted only at least twenty minutes tops when it came to jobs. She somehow found that some kind of job got her clothes dirty, which she could check with her impeccable eyesight.
Emmett seemed a little relieved. I guessed he thought Alice was done with him, well actually more of Rose and him than him himself. You know. I pushed my shield, replayed the moment, and lifted up one eyebrow. "You shouldn't flirt, Mrs. Cullen," I heard a voice say. It was Jasper. Ugh, sorry empathetic vampire! Jasper waved it away. Jasper was nice.
"Yes he is." Edward? Oh yeah, so are you going to answer my question. Nod one. Nod two. So that means you are going to answer my question which you answered yes. Oh, I get it! Now I want my shield back! I brought it back in. For some reason, whenever I brought my shield in, it gave me some kind of relief. I felt complete. It was nice and soothing.
Renesmee was playing with Emmett, who was done getting reprimanded by Carlisle. Carlisle had already sunk into the couch with Esme sitting right next to him, fussing with his hair. They were such the cutest couple! Next to me and Edward, of course. Esme and Carlisle's relationship was healthy, as was mine and Edward's. The Alice and Jasper relationship was based on fashion and using their special talents. Please don't make me go into detail. Rosalie and Emmett relationship was sick. Period.
"Uncle Emmett. Can I ask you to do something? I've been dying to ask somebody but none of the guys at the Reserve will do it." Renesmee pulled out her heartbreaking face. Ooooh. I felt like I would do anything for her right now. Edward chuckled and ruffled my hair. I smiled.
Emmett stood up from the chair he was sitting. He pounded his chest with a closed fist and for special effects, lightly touched the table they were at so it sounded like a human thudded his fist on the table. "Bring it on! I can do anything they can't do! And they can do!" Ah. Not a wise move. That was rash…
Nessie smiled. She pulled out something from her pockets. Was that- worms? Emmett looked shocked and scared. Alice quickly took a picture of it. The light from the camera bewildered Emmett even more. He slightly moved his arms. "Uncle Emmett, eat these worms." No! She used the baby voice. For us, the charm was gone but for Emmett, it just strengthened. We never understood that. I guess Rosalie really did mess up his mind after all these years. No offense Rosalie. I threw her a sorry glance. She looked confused.
"Uh, worms. That's nice, honey. Um, Uncle Emmett has to go. Bye!" Edward grabbed him and sat him back in the chair. Now Esme was watching. Emmet cursed. He couldn't break the table, especially with Esme watching. He looked defeated. "But, honey, if you buy me a new Jeep, then I'll eat these worms." Emmett wrinkled up his nose. Renesmee seemed appeased.
"Yeah, it's in the garage. Now EAT!" I smiled, thinking about my complex daughter…
-Flashback-
"So, all I have to do is press this button on the computer? Okay!" Renesmee learned how to go around on eBay. It was pretty hard, seeing how she really wanted to go with Jacob and if we let Jacob teach her, it would end up in something entirely different…
Renesmee sold Emmett's Jeep yesterday. Just while she was eating, her Aunty Alice slipped by and quickly gave her instructions. Nessie liked the idea and went along with it. Alice made an eBay account for Emmett: IlikeBlondeslikeShannyandJessicaStanley.
Alice had no imagination but she decided that she would like to stir up some bad memories about Jessica and hence, the username came. I put the Shannyand part in because… I wanted too. Okay, it's not healthy to be evil like this but I just couldn't pass on the opportunity. Alice bought the Jeep quickly, which was selling for two cents. Unfortunately, it was sold, onesixtyfourth of a second before to this guy in Canada. Alice looked at Nessie.
"Um, Sweetie, I think we have a Jeep to rebuy." To sum it up for you, Alice had to pay two dollars more. The guy was shocked and wanted to get rid of it when Alice told him she was a lawyer and that Jeep was wanted as evidence for a murder. From what I heard, it was funny. So, the Nessie and Alice Adventures were done for the day.
Emmet grimaced and as soon as he put the cup to his mouth, we saw him start to flinch, stay still, and then eagerly finish the… cup. We never touched that cup after that event. Emmett licked his mouth. All of us made a face. Even Carlisle who I haven't seen make that face in a long, long time. Renesmee was shocked. Then she realized something.
"I said the WHOLE THING not the WORM's BLOOD." All of us looked at her and looked at Emmett again. The thought was disgusting. To our surprise, Emmett gulped it all down like a human downing a whole bottle of beer in one chug. It was gross. All of us looked shocked, went to our rooms and locked it with the anti-vampire lock that Emmett had made. That was the only thing that could withstand Emmett. He would never destroy his own creation. The only creation that worked at least.
We heard Emmett scream and stood in the darkest corner of the room. WE all knew what happened.
-Flashback-
Alice's POV
"Oh, yeah, sorry but I colored it pink. You know. And green and blue. All the rainbow colors." I entered the room and gasped. It was the hippie Jeep. I tried very hard to hold in my laughter. I was still shaking but no human could see that. Putting on my serious face the best I could I shook his hand and drove the moronic, bad-styled car back home. Laughing out loud the whole way.
Bella's POV (continued)
I looked for Renesmee. Nessie? NESSIE? I pushed my shield and thought frantic thoughts about my baby. She could be in big trouble especially with Emmett mad, out of his mind and things. Maybe she shouldn't have ripped him off. I mean, it is new since she just bought it and that's the definition of new in Emmett's words but, it's PINK for heaven's sakes. I looked at Edward. His golden eyes were scared. We were both scared about what might happen to Renesmee out there, alone…
WITH AN ANGRY, REVENGE-SEEKING EMMETT, WHO LIKED A MEAN GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK…
To be continued…
Sorry, I know it's cheap and I haven't done the revenge for Rosalie from Alice but it'll come soon. Trust me… *Evil smile*
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