Emma could not have been more uncomfortable as stood in front of White Hill. Well, she probably could have maybe if someone sawed off her leg, but apart from that, this took the cake for uncomfortable. Steve stood to her left, obviously keeping his distance and not knowing what to think about the whole thing. Yeah, she understood Marriage was sacred and everything, but she didn't expect him to react this... Well, awkwardly.
To her right, Tony stood between her and Loki, Sleipnir nuzzling affectionately into his father's (or mother's? Emma didn't even know anymore) neck, while Natasha (who would later deny this) patted him affectionately, making soft cooing sounds. "Hello hello, little darlin's" A young, middle-eastern looking man came out, greeting the Avengers. He was wearing... Well, an Elvis costume. Emma looked over to Anna, who was giggling into Bruce's shoulder as he wrapped his arm around her. On Emma's other side, Tony was snickering as well at the sight of the fat, middle eastern Elvis in front of them.
"THE HAPPY HAPPY COUPLE!" Afghani-Elvis shouted in glee, walking over to stand between Emma and Loki. Tony stepped out of the way, allowing 'Elvis' to start singing 'Blue Suede Shoes' as Loki glared and Emma rolled her eyes. "You could say that." Emma said, glaring at Loki and looking sadly at Steve.
"How was the honeymoon suite?" Not-Elvis winked, causing Loki to scowl even harder and Emma want to throw up."Great. Just great. Look, we need some information" Emma said, not wanting to hang around here any longer than she needed to. "No, you must COME INSIDE!" Not-Elvis sang, grabbing Loki by the arm and dragging him in. Emma was surprised he didn't rip it off.
The rest of the Avengers followed, Natasha and Thor still patting Sleipnir as it purred in approval, Bruce and Anna walking hand-in-hand, and Tony helping hold up a very uncomfortable-looking Steve.
"What can I help you with?" Not-Elvis asked, sitting down cheerfully behind a large pink desk. Emma and Steve both grimaced as they saw the wedding photo from last night up on the wall. "We're looking for our friend" Tony began, before a loud bang echoed from the main wedding room. The Avengers instinctively jumped to their feet, Emma - being the fastest - being the first to enter the room. Her eyes widened in shock as she saw... Maria?
Maria was in a wedding dress. On the ground. Covered in bright blue paint. There was a telltale hole in the roof that looked just about big enough to have been made by two people falling through. She was lying next to... Fury?
"Oh jesus. What the hell." was currently rubbing her head over the absurdity of the situation , as Emma was staring at the two , and suddenly the heard a voice , "Avengers?" , they looked around to find Colson."Son of Coul!" , Thor exclaimed before hugging the man , who rubbed at his eyes , sleepily.
"What happened?!" , Tony asked him angrily , and he signed , "Maria and Fury were engaged , and they decided to marry , in Vegas.." , he yawned , "I was the best man , and we may have gotten a bit..drunk.." , he said grinning sheepishly and Anna groaned , "So we spend the whole day looking for you?!", and Colson raised an eyebrow , "What?" , and Clint stepped forward and explained the whole story to him , and he just started in shock ."Geez.. Guys.. I didn't know.. I.. I am so sorry!" , Colson said and Emma signed, "It's alright.. Right now , we need to get our marriage annulled.." , She said to the guy on the counter.
"Fine.." , he said and brought a piece of paper , and Loki stepped forward , grunting and Emma huffed."Sign here" , he said and Loki looked puzzled and Bruce stepped in , "Write your name" ,he explained and Loki nodded , before writing something in signed too , and the guy said , "Two witnesses please.." , he said and Anna grinned , "I'll do it.." , as she signed in the paper.
"What the heck?" , Tony shrugged before signing his signature and the guy signed and said , "You're un-married.. Congratulations.." , and Emma whopped with delight before digging out the ring and throwing it and Kissing Steve passionately and Loki grinning with relief , before too , threw the ring away.
Anna smiled , as she watched the Avengers pack their bags , some smiling , some groaning (Read : Tony).It was the end of Vegas and hello to the Avengers headquarters."Hey" , Bruce called out as he loaded the bags into Tony's private jet , as they were standing in the middle of the airfield.
"Crazy days , huh?" , he said as Anna approached him and she grinned , placing a soft kiss on his cheek , "The craziest" , she agreed before Tony called out , "Hey LOVEBIRDS! Let's go!" , he said and Bruce and Anna took each other's hands and went over to the saw Steve and Emma cuddled , and Emma dozing off , and Loki and Thor arguing about how the plane could Clint , Natasha and Tony were absorbed in a game of took a seat , and Anna joined him , and she smiled at him , as he clutched her hand and dozed off.
"Finally!" , Emma said as she stretched after the long plane ride."I'm going to be sick.." , Loki grumbled while Thor rubbed circles on his was talking to the pilot about how the plane flew all the way to Manhattan and Emma stood beside him , shaking her finally , got into the cab and Tony looked around , "Nobody will know what happened in Vegas , understood?" , and a chorus of "Yes!" and "Thank God"'s echoed in the car.
Tony grinned , pleased with himself , and checked his phone."Fury says he's going to send my own PERSONAL jet to a place called Zingo.. It's a aircraft facility.." , He explained as Emma and Anna groaned , "My head hurts , Em" , Anna grimaced and Emma nodded , unable to say something.
"Get used to it.." , Tony said chirpily which made Loki curse him in , the car came to a halt."We're here!" , Tony said and they opened the Limo doors to see a mini aircraft , all white painted blue and red."Sweet!" , Emma said as she checked the plane out."Give me my magic back , let me teleport to prison!" , Loki said groaning and tugging on his gold collar.
"That is not possible , Brother , My apologies.." , Thor said and Steve snorted , which caused Bruce to giggle."Come on!" , Tony yelled to the others , who were far behind last they reached the aircraft where a stylish young man with messy brown hair , wearing a pilot's uniform grinned at them.
"Welcome , I am Sam Winchester , and I'll be your pilot" , he said as he led the way to the aircraft."This will take you to the Helcarrier" , he said as Anna gasped at the luxurious interiors.."Is that a ...jacuzzi?" , Bruce asked in bewilderment and Tony nodded in the most casual air.
"Oh god.." , Natasha said as she sat on a vibrating chair and Clint grinned before joining in the seat next to her and grinned when the pilot's voice came through the intercom.."We are going to be taking off.. Please put your seat belts on.." , He said and Loki was turning green again , "Why..Why..Why.." , were the last of his mutterings before he bent over and puked into a bucket.
