A/N: The most random chapter of all…but my cat was next to me purring extremely loud and so I couldn't focus on what to write…hence the name of this chapter. Haha. Blame my cat.
"Elphie why do kittens purr?" Glinda asked Elphaba one day as she was lying in the arms of her love. The two were on the green woman's bed.
"They purr because they are happy." The green woman replied as she started to brush her hand up and down Glinda's arm causing the blonde to shiver.
"Then why don't humans purr?" The blonde smiled as she nuzzled in a little closer to her love. Her head was resting on the green woman's chest.
Elphaba chuckled slightly at such a question. Only Glinda would think it unfair that humans couldn't purr.
"We can do other things to express our happiness. That's the only way cats know how." The green woman finally replied after Glinda playfully punched her in the side for laughing at her.
"Well I think it would be fun to purr." Glinda smiled. She always did love hearing a kitten purr when she would pet it.
"Only you would think that my love." Elphaba tried to stifle another chuckle. She didn't want Glinda bruising her ribs anymore than she already had.
"Just think about it Elphie. Wouldn't it be so much easier if you could tell if someone was happy or not by the way they sounded?" The blonde closed her eyes as she felt her girlfriend beginning to run her hands through her golden hair.
"I guess you have a point. And just for that I will let you know that I am extremely happy. No purring needed." The green woman smiled as she continued to stroke Glinda's head that rested against her. She loved when they would just snuggle together and have meaningless conversations.
"I'm happy too." Glinda smiled. "But I still think purring would be fun."
The green woman smiled as she leant down close to Glinda's ear.
"It is." The green woman purred into her love's ear as best as she knew how.
The blonde giggled as she heard her girlfriend attempt to purr.
Elphaba had to admit that purring had been kind of fun.
