You know, I've had a rough few weeks, and I've wanted to do something fun. So... this one-shot was requested by Fireember345. Don't worry, after this I'll do them IN ORDER. Just let me write this one-shot first. This very very long one-shot. Jay x Nya, Cole x Zane and Kai x Lloyd is in this. Just be prepared.
"Hmm? Where is it?" Sensei Wu asked, knee deep in junk.
"Where is what?" Cole asked, walking into the room.
"The scroll I put in my closet. I'm sure I put it here somewhere. It supposedly contains an ancient art called 'fusing' that could change Ninjago as we know it." Sensei Wu said.
You mean this?" Cole asked, holding up a ribbon tied scroll.
"Oh, thank goodness. Could I just have that back?"
"Sure." Cole said, tossing Sensei Wu the scroll, "But I don't see what's so special about it. It just shows a few dance moves."
"You read it?!" Sensei Wu cried.
"Yeah. I hope you don't mind. I'm going to teach Jay and Nya a few things from it. You know, date night."
"Wait!" Sensei Wu yelled.
It was too late. Cole had already left.
...
Ballroom dancing. Something Jay wouldn't be caught dead doing. But now, thanks to Nya, they would be going to a ball and quote unquote "Dancing the whole night away." Nya had to promise that they would go to a great restaurant and play video games the whole day on the next date night.
However, Jay didn't know a single thing about dancing. Luckily one of his friends is a famous dancer and the other is a walking computer that probably knows every single little thing about dancing recorded in history. But even with all that help, Jay wasn't improving.
"Alright, now keep in time. One two three one two three..." Cole said.
"Ow!" Nya cried. That was the third time Jay had stepped on her toes.
"Sorry!" Jay whispered.
"Jay, does everything I tell you just go out the other ear?" Cole asked, facepalming, "Did you even read the book I gave you?"
"Sorry, but 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Ballroom Dancing" isn't on my summer reading booklist." Jay turned to Nya. "Come on, you're the expert! Why don't I just follow you?"
"Because the lady is supposed to follow the man!"
Cole sighed as Jay and Nya continued bickering. Kai and Lloyd walked into the room.
"What's going on with them?" Kai asked.
"Date night. Jay can't dance." Zane said.
Cole had enough. He needed to set an example if he was going to get Jay to listen.
"Nya, come here. I'll dance with you, and Jay can watch and learn." Cole said, holding out his hand.
"Whoa whoa whoa! You're not touching my girlfriend!" Jay said, grabbing Nya's hand.
"She's not going to be your girlfriend much longer if you keep treating her like a piece of property." Zane said.
"Oh, shut up, Zane!" Jay retorted.
A lightbulb went off in Cole's head.
"That's it! Zane, dance with me!" Cole said.
"W-What?!" Zane spluttered.
"Come on, we just need to show Jay how it's done!" Cole grinned.
"But..."
"Come on, just start the music and we can show them the moves we learnt from that weird scroll." Cole held out his hand.
Zane paused for a minute, then sighed and shrugged. He turned the radio on and soft piano music started playing.
Jay, Nya, Kai and Lloyd all watched as Zane twirled across the stage towards Cole.
"When did he learn how to do that?" Nya whispered.
"How am I supposed to know?" Kai whispered.
Cole took Zane into his arms, dipped him and threw him into the air. Four pairs of jaws dropped as Zane spun through the air and landed in Cole's arms.
They were about to applaud when suddenly a big flash of light enveloped Cole and Zane. The other ninja shielded their eyes as Cole and Zane disappeared...
...
What the...
Zane looked down at his hands. Wait, were they his hands or Cole's? He tried to stand up, but he felt unbalanced and fell to the ground.
Zane? Is that you?
Cole? Are you...in my head?
No way, you're in mine! Umm...why are they staring at me...or, us?
They looked up and saw four pair of eyes nearly bugging out of their heads.
"What are you looking at?" they asked.
Nya pointed at a mirror. As soon as they looked at the mirror, they screamed.
They had merged into one being. They had neat black hair with a blonde streak, and their black and white gi had also black with white highlights.
"What the...I-we...AAARGH!" they screamed.
While Zane and Cole were freaking out, the other four ninja were intrigued. Nah. They were ecstatic.
"This. Is. AWESOME! How does it feel, Zane? Cole? Zale?" Jay asked excitedly, "We've got to try that! What did you do?"
"I don't know! Oh shoot, this must be what Sensei meant about that weird fusion technique that could change Ninjago as we know it!" Zale sighed, facepalming.
Steadily, Zale stood up. He wobbled a bit, but he managed to keep himself upright.
"Alright, I'm going to ask again. How did you do that?!" Jay asked.
"Well...we just danced." Zale said.
Jay smirked and looked at Nya, who grinned in response. He grabbed Nya's hand and they ran to the centre of the stage.
"Shall we try that again, milady?" Jay asked in a fake British accent, "Alright, just like before. One two three one two three..."
Jay seemed to be a lot more cautious than before now that he was going to attempt fusing. They spun around the dancefloor, with Jay leading, and it was only a matter of time before they were enveloped in a blinding white light.
Did it work?
Well, I can hear you in my head. I think it did!
When the light cleared, an androgynous figure stood in their place. He had dark brown hair with that just his shoulders and a red and blue gi.
"Nice! As for my name, I think I'm going to have to go with...Jaya!" he said, snapping his fingers as he said it.
"Hey, Zale! Do you think you have combined powers?" Kai asked.
Zale looked at his hands, then at the floor. He punched the floor and sharp glaciers exploded from the ground.
"Yeah!" Kai yelled, punching the air. Zale seemed a bit skittish about this new power, for as soon as he saw the glaciers he yelped and tripped over his own feet.
"Hey, I'm going to try that!" Jaya said.
Without thinking, Jaya blasted a stream of electrified water in a random direction. Unfortunately, that random direction was directly at Lloyd.
"NO!" Kai yelled.
Also without thinking, he tackled Lloyd. He managed to get Lloyd out of the way of the water, but before they knew it they were surrounded by a blinding light. Kai felt Lloyd's body disappear, as well as his own.
What the-
"Dude! You fused!" Jaya yelled, "With...Lloyd?"
Whoever Kai and Lloyd had made together looked into the mirror that Zale had looked into before. With spiked blonde hair and a red and green gi, he couldn't say he wasn't impressed.
"Alright Jaya, hit me. What's my name?" he asked, "Kayd?"
"I was thinking more on the lines of...Lai!" Jaya said, throwing his hands up.
"I sound like a soap product..." Lai groaned.
"You don't sound so bad to me." Zale grinned.
"You're just saying that so Jaya won't blast your butt off with electrified water!" Lai yelled.
Lai, Jaya and Zale got into an argument that got more heated as it progressed. They may have kept fighting forever if Sensei Wu hadn't burst into the room.
As soon as Sensei Wu busted into the room, everything went quiet. Three pairs of heads whipped around to face their Sensei.
"My goodness, I never thought this is what the scroll meant by 'fusing'. I thought it meant the fusion of the elements, not the...possesers of the elements themselves."
"Sensei! Thank the First Spinjitsu Master! Do you know how to reverse this? It's cool being like this, but I don't want to stay like this forever." Zale said.
"According to the scroll, it's harder to defuse when all participants of the fusion are human. Zane and Cole should be able to defuse easily." Sensei Wu said, "Just concentrate, close your eyes and count to five."
Zale quickly closed his eyes.
"One, two, three, four..." Zale was engulfed in a white light. When the light disappeared Zane and Cole stood in his place.
"Hey Cole! Hey Zane! Nice dance moves." Jaya said, smirking.
Cole realised he was carrying Zane marriage style. He quickly dropped Zane, who landed flat on his butt. If Zane were human, he would have gone a bright shade of red. He scrambled to his feet and dashed out of the room with Cole.
"Your turn, Jay, Nya. Just do what they did." Sensei Wu said.
Jaya closed his eyes so quickly he didn't notice Sensei Wu pull something out of his pocket.
"One, two, thr- YEOW!" Jaya screamed. Sensei had poked him with a three inch long pin.
Jaya was surrounded by a white light, and before he knew it he had unfused.
"When both partners in a fusion are human, its easier to defuse if their pain receptors get stimulated." Sensei Wu said.
"Well, it was fun." Nya said, "Are we still going dancing?"
"Hell yeah!" Jay yelled, grabbing Nya's hand and dashing out of the room.
"Alright, lastly its you two. Should I..."
"No, we can do it ourselves." Lai said.
Lai did the exact same thing as Zale, closing his eyes and counting to five. He unfused just as easily.
"Umm...Kai?" Lloyd whispered.
It suddenly occurred to Kai that he was still hugging Lloyd. Tight.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Kai said, loosening his grip on Lloyd, "I'll just-"
Lloyd wrapped his arms around Kai.
"I never told you to stop." Lloyd whispered.
Kai grinned.
Meanwhile Sensei Wu stood there awkwardly as Lloyd continued to hug Kai. Heh heh. Anyway, that was another one-shot! Thanks for reading, and I'll hopefully see you again soon!
