A/N: I'm going to see how many Preggo!Mito jokes can be done. And Rule 53 is part of his birthday gift from the cute nurse. Haven't thought of a name for her as of yet. Or if she is in a clan or not.
52) For the last time Tobirama, Madara is not the 'King of Gaudy Bling.' So stop telling your students that.
It was a normal day for Team Awesome, or what Hashirama calls it, Team Tobirama. They did their normal D-rank missions and plotting for new pranks. Tobirama, of course, help them think of new and creative ways to pull pranks. Of course Hiruzen had proven himself to be the king of pranks until he was dethrone by Jiraiya and later Naruto.
"Tobirama-sensei," Hiruzen looked at the albino Senju. "Since I'm the king of pranks, what does that make you?"
That seemed weird but coming from HIruzen it was pretty normal. Tobirama thought about that a moment. What was he? Well it was obvious what the young and extremely impressible young nin. Now his two teammates, Koharu and Homura were waiting with him. Of course he simply stated the truth.
"Don't ask such foolish things," Tobirama said in a deadpan manner. "I'm king of sexiness. My brother is king of gambling and of course Madara is king of gaudy bling."
In one full sweep he had answered the unasked questions that were forming in Hiruzen's mind.
"He's king of gaudy bling?" Koharu was skeptical on it. Madara didn't look like he was king of anything but being a sore loser and an ass.
"When he was younger he wore a lot of gaudy jewels to show off to the Senju," Tobirama flatly stated. "So Hashirama and I use to joke behind his back that he was the king of gaudy bling and when he heard that he was piss. We still do it today."
His students nodded in understanding. They never knew the three mega stars of the ninja world when they were younger so they really can't argue.
"Well let's call it a day," Tobirama looked away as to see what time of day it was.
"But the day isn't over yet," whined Hiruzen. "It isn't even noon."
"The cute nurse and I are going to spend some time together today and tomorrow."
"Why?"
"Because tomorrow is my birthday and she wants to make is special for me."
They simply forgot that their sensei's birthday and now they to rush to get his birthday gift in time. They quickly went to town leaving Tobirama behind smirking. Partly of what his students actions but part of it was what is going to happen tomorrow.
The trio was in a panic. They did not know what to get Tobirama. Getting him a new water jutsu scroll was pointless since he knew almost every single one. Another stuff dolphin was pointless but the idea was the only good one that they could come up with. And somehow they bumped into Madara.
"What are you brats doing," he was displeased to see them.
"Tomorrow is sensei's birthday king of gaudy bling," Hiruzen blurted out before realizing to his horror on what he just said.
"What do you call me brat," Madara was about to punish the brat when he felt it. It was Mito who didn't seem that pleased on Madara's behavior.
"So you don't like king of gaudy bling," Mito said in a very lady-like manner.
Madara began to sweat bullets. Mito was acting like a lady, a pregnant one at that, but was giving off an underlining of terror. In a hurry, Madara excuse himself since he didn't want to die just yet. The three students try to hold back the laughter.
"Now did Tobirama tell you Madara's nickname?" Mito asked.
They tentatively nod yes fearing for their beloved sensei.
"Figures and now why are you three not training," Mito inquired.
"Because sensei and that cute nurse are going to do something special, whatever that means," Hiruzen innocently told her.
53) Tobirama, as your brother I love you, but stop corrupting your students in that fashion.
Tobirama and that cute nurse were at a store getting some random items. He got some whip cream, some chocolate syrup and some other items. The cute nurse on the other hand was getting some other items but they didn't have a special book that friend told her to get. They meet up at the front to check out.
"I have to go to the bookstore to get something," she told him before giving him a chaste kiss on his check. Of course she had to stand on her tip-toe to do so.
"All right," Tobirama kissed the crown of her head.
Checking out was silent and a bit awkward at best. The cashier knew what the Hokage's brother was going to do. Hashirama did buy similar items not too long ago.
"Have a good night," the cashier winked at him when he was handed the bag.
"Hmph," Tobirama didn't need to be told that.
For some unforeseen circumstances he and his student and along with his horror Mito met at the door.
"Hi sensei," Hiruzen blurted out with glee. "Where is that cute nurse? And why do you have items to make ice cream sundaes? Is that what you two are going to do tonight? Can I join, I love ice cream sundaes. Why did you get a pair of handcuffs and candles?"
Mito didn't look too pleased and Hashirama joined the group at the worst possible time.
"Monkey," he wasn't that pleased.
"Brother," Hashirama wasn't a happy camper at all. He jumped to the conclusion that Tobirama was teaching his students something they don't need to know until they are eighteen.
Mito was mildly amused.
54) Team Tobirama is not allowed to have a spoon, rubber band, red hot chili peppers, a cardboard, squirrels and a neon green feather boa at the same time ever again. Yet very impressive with the outcome I must say.
Team Tobirama was in the Hokage's office yet again. They got in trouble yet again and honestly they don't want to explain themselves. The whole plot was engenuis mostly thanks to the plotting together and being on the same page. Of course they didn't know it will go that with those items and the outcome was nothing less of pure gold.
"Honestly, I don't know what to say," Hashirama was impressed. No other team can be able to pull it with using only those items and get away with it. He didn't even know about it until three days later but when he did heard about it, there were ten different versions of the story. Only after using Mito and Toka as a threat did he learn the truth. "You guys know the drill by now."
But deep down inside Hashirama wished he was there in all of the fun. Stupid Tobirama getting all of the fun with his team and never including him.
55) Team Tobirama is not allowed to get my wife's lunch and let her eat it in my office.
Mito was having a craving. Chicken ramen top with red bean paste, umeboshi and natto. Unfortunately her husband is working and she couldn't contact him. Now she was getting angry for the flawed logic that Hashirama isn't reading her mind to get her food. And forgetting their non-existed lunch date.
Lucky for her Team Tobirama was there doing nothing.
"Mito-sama," Tobirama asked. "We're going to get ramen; do you want us to pick up anything for you?"
Mito cracked a grin. She saw his students cowering behind him.
"Yes, yes you can," Mito had a great plan. "Can you get me three orders of chicken ramen top with red bean paste, umeboshi and natto and bring them to the Hokage tower."
How she said it meant if they failed in this quest than she would have their skins. Tobirama and his students made record time since they meet her at the door. They knew that they will see another day, for now.
"You four are so kind," Mito praised them with a lady's flare. "You can go and have lunch now."
All four were hungry and were glad to leave. Mito went up to see her husband to have their 'lunch-date.' Of course when she got there and informed Toka about this 'lunch-date' the latter was confused but didn't argue. Mito entered to see Madara giving his list of complaints but that ended rather quickly.
Poor Madara found himself being thrown out the window by a very angry Mito. He didn't even know what he did wrong this time.
"Is something sweetie?" Hashirama was afraid.
"You forgot our lunch-date," she smile while hold a bowl of ramen she was craving.
Hashirama was hungry but when he saw the ramen she got made him forget about getting lunch.
"Did you get that for us?" he quivered in fear.
"No, Tobirama and his sweet little students got it for us," Mito said as she ate one of her two bowls.
The Hokage ate some of the ramen but didn't want to finish it. Thankfully Mito grabbed his bowl and ate the rest.
"We should do this tomorrow sweetie," Mito picked up the bowls and proceeded to leave.
"Yes, we should," Hashirama felt queasy but didn't let Mito know that.
"Come home for dinner, I'll be making a surprise," Mito left.
'My wife is going to kill me and not Madara.'
TBC on this ruleā¦..or not.
A/N: Happy birthday to the smexiness of all Senju, our favorite albino Tobirama. Yes he did get some action from that cute nurse but I can't put it down since it will raise the rating to a M. Any ideas for rules I could do than drop it in review form. Please R&R.
