I'm back!! And I mean it!! And I shall tell you why I mean it at the end of this chappy :)

Now go R&R :P Cuz first up is Kisame vs Suigetsu

Oh yeah 'This means peoples thoughts'


"Godamn it!" Suigetsu sweared as Kisame easily dodged his attack.

Kisame smiled, "Is that all you got? I know I trained you better than this…"

"Shut up! This sword is fucking heavy…" Suigetsu complained as he searched for his water bottle.

"Oh? Are we already tired?"

"You wish fish-face."

"Is that anyway to talk to your teacher? I guess it's about time I taught you a lesson." Kisame said as he put Samehada onto his back, freeing his hands, "WATER RELEASE: EXPLODING WATER COLLIDING WAVE!" He screamed.

"Shit…" Suigetsu swore as he saw Kisame riding a giant wave of water towards him. He jumped in the air to avoid the incoming waves, landing on top of the newly formed lake. He looked over to Kisame to see him once again taking Samehada off his back.

"Ha, is that all you got? The big bad Kisame Hoshugaki and his amazing lake forming powers! Ooooh I'm so scared…"

"Hmm, I guess you really are stupid. That justu wasn't meant to hurt you; I would be embarrassed if such a technique took you out. It just turned this field into an advantage for me." Kisame said as he charged towards Suigetsu.

'Hmmm, a direct attach, just my style.' Suigetsu thought as he swung his sword around to slice Kisame through the stomach. A look of surprise crossed Kisame's face as the sword came towards his side at lightning speed. Suigetsu smiled, the sun reflecting off his sharp teeth, "Goodbye Sensei." He said as he moved his sword into Kisame's stomach. As soon the sword hit Kisame's side, he turned into water, 'Shit.'

"Did you really think I'd die that quickly?" Kisame yelled as he swung his sword down from behind Suigetsu. The sword shaved most the skin off his right shoulder and as Suigetsu yelled out in pain he was knocked below the surface of the water.

Kisame smirked as he put his hand on the surface of the water before yelling, "WATER STYLE: FIVE SHARK FEEDING FREENZY!"

'Shit.' Suigetsu thought as the sharks charged towards him. He started trying to swim back to surface when one of the sharks bit his right forearm and dragged him back down, 'Shit, now my right arm is basically useless and I'm in his trap with no way out…Oh wait, he's not the only water-nin here…time to show off my talent…It's my only shot, I hope it works…' He thought as he transformed his entire body into water. He waited till he floated up to the surface before transforming back to his normal form."

Kisame smiled, "How clever, however; now not only can you not use your right arm, your little escape attempt left you low on chakra, and you left your sword at the bottom of the water."

Suigetsu laughed, "I don't need both arms or a sword to beat you. And I still have plenty of chakra, my water form just makes me thirsty…" He said reaching for a drink.

Kisame smirked, "Don't let your guard down so easily, kid." He lectured as he brought his sword down onto Suigetsu's left arm.

Suigetsu smiled as he turned his arm into water, "Oh don't worry sensei, I won't."

"Really kid, cuz I see an opening…" Kisame said as he used a clone to shave most of the skin of Suigetsu's back."

Suigetsu collapsed in pain as Kisame kicked him into a nearby rock, "Pathetic." He said as he turned towards Naruto, "Alright whose next?"

"It's not over yet," Suigetsu screamed as he jabbed a kunai into Kisame's arm.

Kisame smirked as he pulled the kunai out of his arm, "You really don't give up…It would be annoying if you managed to do some damage, so I might as well shave off your other arm." He said as he ran Samehada down the length of Suigetsu's arm. "Hmm, Samehada likes the taste of your chakra and your blood, I might as well shave off your legs well I'm at it"

Just as he was about to cut up Suigetsu left leg, his sword was blocked by a kunai, "You bastard!" Naruto roared as his blue eyes bled to red and the cuts on his cheeks became deeper.

"Haha, the Kyubbi boy, hopefully you'll be more fun than my student over here…"

"N-Naruto…Save Pinky…Sh-Sharky over here is m-mine" Suigetsu whispered before he passed out into a half-water, half-human state.

"Tobi is a good boy who will not let you take pretty pink-haired lady!" Tobi yelled at Naruto.

"TOBI WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Kisame yelled, "So Tobi, are you all the backup Pein sent?"

"Yes senpai! Tobi thinks it is because Leader knows Tobi is a good boy and will make sure no one takes pretty pink-haired lady!"

Red-Chakra began swirling around Naruto, "So it's just you two I have to take out? Jugo, Karin distract Fish-face, I'm getting Sakura-chan back! Believe it!"

"Tobi knows you are strong, because you like the color orange, just like Tobi! It is pretty isn't it? Tobi likes your outfit, but in Akatsuki they wouldn't let Tobi wear all orange, so since Tobi is a good boy, he wore the black and red cloak just like they told him! But Tobi got to keep his mask, so he is happy!"

'How did this clown get into Akatsuki?' Naruto thought to himself. 'Oh well easy to get Sakura-chan back'

Naruto rushed at Tobi with a rasengan, and was surprised to see him not even bother trying to dodge, 'This guy is an idiot…' He thoughts as he was inches away from Tobi. He yelled out RASENGAN as the ball of chakra was about to hit and to Naruto's surprise the attack went right through him. "What the?" He yelled out as he fell through Tobi.

"Tobi is sorry, but you can't win. You will never land a hit on Tobi, no you won't."

'I guess there is a reason this moron is in Akatsuki…'


Waahhh I had to make Suigetsu lose…And pretty badly too…I'm sorry but I don't think he can come close to matching up with Kisame…yet…

And about why I'm back is the same reason every single other author is going to be updating slower!! Woot!! Its cut of school (boooo) and since I'm back in school, I'll need something to procrastinate and the answer is FanFiction…See when I get time off, I'm busy with work and friends and so I don't update but when I'm in school I only have work and homework (plus since I work at Six Flags my job only lasts till November 1st ( :( I actually love my job, its sooo much fun) and when I'm in school I write to put off homework…

Anywhos Itachi vs Sasuke is next…So keep R&Ring!!

P.S. Narutopedia was my best friend while writing this chapter…All of Kisame's moves come from his fight with Gai…And just random other little things….I need to work on writing fight scenes thou…I suck at it :\

P.P.S. I really like Tobi and really really hate Madara…Like go look at profile pic…Its cute right? Anyways I had a blast writing him talking cuz it was fun…I really don't know why I liked it so much, tell me if I did a good job, okay? Cuz I think I did, but I might of made Tobi say Tobi is a good boy too much…I'm not sure…