Alright, here's another chapter, reintroducing two interesting characters who really should not be sharing screen time. Definitely not.
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Blake's Moemon Adventure
Chapter 31
Blake walked out of the gym, Tara following after him. As soon as they left the gym, Cheren ran up to it.
"Blake!" Get Cheren said, frowning. "It's my turn to challenge the gym!"
"I'm sorry, Cheren." Burgh said, walking out of the gym. "But I just got word that Team Plasma was spotted in Castelia City, so we have to go apprehend them."
"…I hate you." Cheren glowered at Blake.
"Sorry, but we should follow him." Blake said, trying hard not to laugh.
Blake returned Tara to her moeball and followed Burgh across the streets of the city as the sun set behind them, and soon enough they arrived at a large pier. Two Team Plasma Grunts were accosting a young woman.
"Give me back my moemon!" When they got closer, Blake realized that it was Bianca whose moemon they were taking.
"Bianca!" Blake shouted, running towards the Team Plasma grunts.
"Oh, crap, the gym leader!" The grunts shouted, running away.
"Bianca, what's wrong?" Blake asked, running over to her.
"I just caught the Munna from before, and those grunts took it from me!" Bianca said, almost in tears.
"Poor girl!" The girl standing next to Bianca said, comforting her. "I saw those grunts attacking her and I ran over, but they're so much bigger than me."
"Don't you have moemon?" Burgh asked, frowning. "I mean, you're-"
"I'm no one." The girl said, smiling. "I'm just a girl named Iris."
"Okay, Iris." Burgh said, frowning. "Anyways, we need to go after those grunts."
"Right, and I'll stay here and protect Bianca." Iris said, smiling.
"Yeah, you do that." Burgh said, frowning.
"Alright, they went that way." Blake said, pointing back in the direction that they'd come. "Let's go get them!"
The two of them ran down the curved street of Castelia City until they arrived at the street that the gym was on.
"Cheren!" Blake shouted at Cheren, who was standing in front of the gym, still pouting. "Did you see where those Team Plasma Grunts went?"
"Yeah, they went into that old hotel over there." Cheren said, pointing at the hotel in front of the gym.
"Seriously?" Burgh exclaimed, shocked. "They were RIGHT in front of MY gym of all places? How could I not notice that?"
"Because you're an idiot." Blake said, face palming.
"Alright, let's get them!" Burgh said, running into the hotel. "They'll pay for making a fool out of me!"
Burgh entered the lobby, seeing grunts lying unconscious on the ground. Sitting cross legged on one of the tables was a young girl, brushing the hair of a Munna.
"What the heck?" Burgh asked, surprised.
"Oh, hello there." The girl said, looking up at them. The girl wore a witch cloak over a sleeveless dress that revealed her surprisingly large cleavage for such a small girl. She had bright pink hair tied down in two ponytails, her hair covered by a black witch hat, her bright blue eyes shining beneath the brim.
She turned her eyes back to Munna, and continued brushing her hair. "I don't like psychic moemon much, but your hair is so cute, I just love you so much!"
"Aw, thanks." Munna said, blushing.
"Wait, did you wipe out all these people?" Burgh asked, surprised.
"Who, me?" The girl asked, smiling. "No no, I'm just a harmless girl! I could never do something like that! No, it was her." The girl pointed at the girl leaning against one of the walls, staring at the two of them.
"Willow?" Blake asked, shocked.
"…Yup." Willow said, flipping her switch blade open and closed repeatedly.
"But… How… What… How…" Blake asked, shocked.
"Are you going to finish and of those questions?" Willow asked coolly, frowning.
"And you are?" Burgh asked the girl sitting on the table.
"I'm Lulu." The girl said, smiling. "I live here."
"So why was Team Plasma here?" Burgh asked, frowning.
"…This is a hotel, ain't it?" Lulu said, raising her eyebrow. "If someone's rentin a room from me, I don't exactly give 'em the bleedin' third degree."
"So why are you here?" Blake asked Willow.
"I heard that someone who knew Aurore lived here." Willow said, frowning. "I came in here, and those thugs thought I was you guys, and came after me."
"Wow, you must have some really strong moemon to deal with them!" Burgh said, surprised.
"I don't." Willow said, frowning. "I hate moemon."
"What? Why?" Blake asked.
"It's personal." Willow said, walking up to him, holding the knife up to his chest. "If you ask me something personal like that again, then I'll cut your puberty short, understand?"
"You know, you really need to work on this 'not being a total psycho' aspect of your personality." Blake said, frowning.
"You know Blake, I like you." Willow said, her cold expression softening into a smile. She spun the knife in her fingers, and retracted the blade, pocketing it. "You're not afraid of me. I like that in a guy."
"Really?" Blake asked, smiling.
"Not really, I like that in anyone on the planet, not just guys." Willow said, smirking. "You wouldn't believe how many people are afraid of me."
"Oh, I think I would." Blake said, smiling.
"Alright, Munna, come with me." Burgh said, the Munna running up to him. Burgh turned to Blake, smiling. "I'll take her back to your friend, and then go back to my gym."
"Oh, take your time." Blake said, smiling. "Heck, take a few hours, Cheren can wait."
"I heard that!" Cheren shouted from outside. "No I can't!"
"Alright, well, you guys have got this pretty much wrapped up, so I'll just be off." Lulu said, walking for the elevator.
"Not so fast." Willow said, pulling the knife from her shorts, throwing it behind her without even looking. The knife shot just past Lulu's ear and hit the "UP" arrow on the elevator, the blade dividing it perfectly in half. "I still have some questions for you."
Willow. Imagine Leaf if she lived in New York. With a switchblade. And no restraint. And a vendetta.
