Cena: This is gonna be a crazy year.
HBK: Woah did we like black out or something?
HHH: What day is it.
Edge: Woah almost a year has past.
Cena noticed the World Heavyweight Belt on his shoulder.
Cena: How the hell did I get this?
He threw it in the trash.
HBK: I guess we should continue as normal.
Taker: 24/7!!!
Taker hits Cena & Edge with a baseball bat. then chokeslammed both DX members.
Meanwhile . . .
Matt: Augh these tights are killing me.
Jeff: This facepaint went right in my eye.
Jericho: At least you guys didn't change completely. I cut my hair, cut my tights, & gained weight.
Matt: Just like JBL.
Jericho: Shut up, why don't we settle this in the ring.
Jeff: uh we just did literally 2 hours ago.
Flashback
Matt hit Jericho with a TOF but left the ring. Jeff was about to hit the swanton but the facepaint was burning and he fell off.
Matt: Who won that match anyway?
Just then Mcmahon approached them.
Vince: You little bastards! Why the hell did you just leave the match IT'S THE F'ING MAIN EVENT!!!!
Jeff: Oh yeah.
The 3 leave Vince in similar fashion.
Just then the Undertaker tombstoned Vince & pins him.
1 2 3!!
Taker: Yes I'm the new chairman of WWE.
Meanwhile . . .
Cena: Crap you see the Undertaker?
Batista: No I was hoping I'd get fired.
Cena: Why?
Batista: For dropping Dolph Ziggler through the flaming table . . .(whatever you want to happen to Ziggler) . . .
Cena: Damn, nice job.
Taker: You don't have to worry I fired him already.
Batista: Cool.
Then Cena FUs Taker and pins him.
Cena: Now I'm the new CM now I can make another movie.
Batista: Why Marine and 12 rounds sucked in fact all the WWE movies sucked.
CM Punk: Someone call my name?
Cena: Screw you your fired.
Batista: finally.
CM Punk: Did someone call me?
Cena: You're fired to.
Punk: Screw this.
He hits GTS and left.
Crew guy: I'm supposed to clean up. Hello? Are you awake?
He places his hand on him to wake him up & the ref counts the pin.
Ref: congradulations Chairman.
Crew guy: Whatever.
