Cena: This is gonna be a crazy year.

HBK: Woah did we like black out or something?

HHH: What day is it.

Edge: Woah almost a year has past.

Cena noticed the World Heavyweight Belt on his shoulder.

Cena: How the hell did I get this?

He threw it in the trash.

HBK: I guess we should continue as normal.

Taker: 24/7!!!

Taker hits Cena & Edge with a baseball bat. then chokeslammed both DX members.

Meanwhile . . .

Matt: Augh these tights are killing me.

Jeff: This facepaint went right in my eye.

Jericho: At least you guys didn't change completely. I cut my hair, cut my tights, & gained weight.

Matt: Just like JBL.

Jericho: Shut up, why don't we settle this in the ring.

Jeff: uh we just did literally 2 hours ago.

Flashback

Matt hit Jericho with a TOF but left the ring. Jeff was about to hit the swanton but the facepaint was burning and he fell off.

Matt: Who won that match anyway?

Just then Mcmahon approached them.

Vince: You little bastards! Why the hell did you just leave the match IT'S THE F'ING MAIN EVENT!!!!

Jeff: Oh yeah.

The 3 leave Vince in similar fashion.

Just then the Undertaker tombstoned Vince & pins him.

1 2 3!!

Taker: Yes I'm the new chairman of WWE.

Meanwhile . . .

Cena: Crap you see the Undertaker?

Batista: No I was hoping I'd get fired.

Cena: Why?

Batista: For dropping Dolph Ziggler through the flaming table . . .(whatever you want to happen to Ziggler) . . .

Cena: Damn, nice job.

Taker: You don't have to worry I fired him already.

Batista: Cool.

Then Cena FUs Taker and pins him.

Cena: Now I'm the new CM now I can make another movie.

Batista: Why Marine and 12 rounds sucked in fact all the WWE movies sucked.

CM Punk: Someone call my name?

Cena: Screw you your fired.

Batista: finally.

CM Punk: Did someone call me?

Cena: You're fired to.

Punk: Screw this.

He hits GTS and left.

Crew guy: I'm supposed to clean up. Hello? Are you awake?

He places his hand on him to wake him up & the ref counts the pin.

Ref: congradulations Chairman.

Crew guy: Whatever.