This is how I feel about Glee…In the words of one Sue Sylvester:
"You can't stand it can you? You can't stand to see women in a position of power. Your psycho-sexual derangement would be fascinating RIB if it weren't so terrifying!"
Also I think Brittany and Santana should just move to Rosewood and live with Emily and Hannah and they can just all be super gay all together and yes they might get killed or hurt by A but damn it at least they would kiss once and a while or even have a conversation with each other!
Also it appears that in the promo that Finn wants to join the army…hmm…hopefully things turn out for him the way they did in my story…if so…then by crazy troll logic the rest of my story will have to come true…just saying…
~~~ It's Party Time! ~~~
It was a cool Saturday afternoon when friends and family began to arrive for the engagement party of Grace Berry-Fabray and Sofia Lopez-Pierce. The couple themselves were yet to arrive as they had gotten…distracted and were running a bit late to their own party but no matter Santana and Quinn were there to make sure everyone was well fed and no one was left without a drink in hand.
At the moment Rachel and Quinn were sitting with Beth and baby David. Rachel was holding the boy in her arms and was pulling funny faces at him making him giggle. Quinn's little finger was wrapped tightly in David's little hand.
"So how are you feeling about tonight?" Quinn asked with a smirk
"Ugh don't remind me" Beth sighed
"I know it's hard but you'll get through it" Quinn replied
"How? How can I?" Beth asked dramatically
"Trust me you will" Rachel added
"Yeah…I mean after a few minutes you'll be fine…I was." Quinn spoke up
"Pfft…sweetie don't lie." Rachel mumbled under her breath
"What's that supposed to mean?" Quinn huffed
"The first time we left Gracie with Santana and Brittany to go on our date you cried like a little baby the whole time. You even called them up every five minutes and let's not forget the spectacle you made when Gracie moved out for college" Rachel replied
Beth just laughed quietly to herself after hearing that and seeing Quinn's epic pout. Tonight would be Beth's first time away from her baby. Her husband Jeff could only stay for a few hours because he had work early the next day and so he was dropping their son off at his parent's for the night.
"You're so mean to me Rachel" Quinn huffed before getting up and walking away
Rachel just rolled her eyes and went back to playing with the little baby in her arms.
"You're not going after her?" Beth asked
"No need…she'll be back…I give her five minutes and she'll be back here all smiles and apologises" Rachel shrugged
Beth just chuckled and nodded.
"Hey Rachel…can I ask you something?" Beth nervously said
"Sure"
"I um…it's about Q-Quinn and you"
"Ok" Rachel nodded getting curious about what it was Beth wanted to ask
"It's just…we've gotten really close these last ten or so years and it's not just me and Quinn but it's me and you and Gracie, Toby and Charlie a-and…well we're all pretty much a big family anyways…so" Beth rambled
"Beth…just say whatever it is you want to say…ok?" Rachel told her sweetly
"Right…um" Beth nodded
Taking a big breath she just went for it.
"I was…do you think…would it be ok if…I were to refer to you guys as…my mothers?" Beth hesitantly asked
Rachel was slightly shocked at that. Well not so much that Beth wanted Quinn to be her mother because technically they are biologically related and Quinn did give birth to her. She was just a little shocked that Beth considered her to be her mother too.
"You know what it's fine if you don't it was just a stupid suggestion" Beth quickly spoke when Rachel didn't reply straight away
"No…no Beth it's not stupid…not at all. I apologise for not saying anything it's just…I was a little shocked…that's all. I know Quinn would be over the moon about this…I'm just a little surprised that you consider me as another mother" Rachel told her honestly
"Of course I do…you've been there for me just as much as Quinn has…heck you were there when I was born and…I love you Rachel" Beth replied
Rachel refused to cry!
"I um…I have something in my eye" She muttered looking away
Beth just smiled and waited for Rachel to turn back around
"Nope screw it…Beth that was so sweet and I am honoured that you think of me as another mother." Rachel turned around with a few tears rolling down her cheeks.
Beth just chuckled softly and pulled her in for a hug making sure she didn't squish her baby.
"And I love you too" Rachel added
They both laughed at how emotional they were after pulling out of their hug.
"When are you going to tell Quinn?" Rachel asked
"Soon…I'll tell her after the party I think…tell her when she's not drunk in case she forgets" Beth then added
Rachel just laughed and nodded. As predicted Quinn then came back over and apologised and latched herself to her wife's side.
"What's going on with you guys?" Quinn asked after she noticed a weird vibe coming from them
"Nothing" Rachel replied
"I'll tell you after the party" Beth smiled
"Kay" Quinn smiled as she sipped her drink that Santana had given her.
Finally Grace and Sofia showed up at their party two hours late Brittany and Rachel were not impressed but they were also getting a little tipsy so they didn't get into too much trouble. Once the brides to be arrived they went off to mingle with their guests. Grace headed over to some of her teammates who were there and chatted with them while Sofia headed over to Becky and Hannah who were quietly chatting to themselves.
"Sup bitches?" Was Sofia's greeting as she squished herself in between the couple that were sitting on one of the benches
Hannah just rolled her eyes while Becky glared at her. Sofia just smiled smugly at them and wrapped her arms around their shoulders.
"Ugh go away Pierce" Becky grumbled as she removed Sofia's arm from around her shoulder
"Come on now…it's my party you gotta be nice to me" Sofia replied
"I'll be nice to you on your funeral…I'll even place a half dead flower on your grave that's how nice I'll be" Becky told her
"Ha what makes you think I'll go before you? I'll be the one to dance on your grave first blondie" Sofia laughed back
"Guys come on enough with the dancing on people's graves talks…can't you come up with something new?" Hannah asked
"Quiet Melbourne no one was talking to you" Sofia replied
"Hey back off Lezpez" Becky snapped
"Oh wow that's original…haven't heard that one before" Sofia rolled her eyes
"You're a real bitch sometimes Sofia"
"It's part of my charm" She smiled
"Yeah well I just feel sorry for Grace…having to wake up to you every morning for the rest of her life" Becky added
"Speaking of which…we need you guys to come with us tomorrow" Sofia told them
"I ain't going anywhere with you" Becky stated
"Bitch I'm serious here"
"Fine…what do you want?" Becky asked
Sofia took a look around to make sure no one could listen to what they were saying.
"Gracie and I are going into the city to elope tomorrow and we wanted….needed witnesses and for some fucked up reason she wanted you two to be there" Sofia quietly told them
"You're gonna elope?" Hannah asked in shock
"Shhhh!" Sofia hissed
"Oh wow your mom is gonna flip when she finds out" Becky chuckled
"We know…all of them will flip out but me and Grace don't want the big wedding and we just want to move forward with our lives and start a family." Sofia told them
"Aww Han…our little bitch is growing up and becoming a big softy" Becky mocked
"Time goes by so fast" Hannah added faking a dramatic sigh
"Oh screw you both sideways." Sofia huffed
The married pair just laughed at their friend.
"So will you go with us or not? I don't care either way obviously…but Gracie wants you there" Sofia asked almost sounding a little nervous.
She would never admit it but Sofia wanted them there too. Sure they never really had proper conversations and they were always throwing insults at each other but the two of them were Sofia's best friends as Sofia was Becky and Hannah's.
"Sure…we'll be there" Hannah spoke for the two of them
"Great!…or whatever I need a drink I'll see you whores later" Sofia quickly got up and headed over to the bar.
Over by the pool Santana was sitting with Mercedes both had drinks in hand although it seemed as though Santana was already half way to drunky town. Se rested her arm on her friend's shoulder to make sure she didn't fall down. They were currently talking with Mercedes' daughter Lilly and her 'best friend' Amanda. Santana just kept smirking at how fricking obvious the pair were and yet Mercedes wouldn't admit that her daughter was a flaming dyke. It wasn't like Mercedes would be opposed to it she just didn't want other people labelling her daughter without Lilly figuring herself out first. Santana had kept her promise though. She hadn't told anyone and she had even stopped making jokes about them even though it was really hard not to at times. Times like right now.
"So do you girls have plans for college?" Santana asked
"Aunty San we're only 14, college is a long way away" Lilly told her
"You can never be too prepared" Santana told her
Mercedes nodded in agreement
"Well we have talked about it once or twice" Amanda told them
"Yeah…me and Amanda were gonna to NYU and get an apartment together" Lilly admitted
Santana just smirked…she so wanted to say something about U-hauling but she just bit her tongue and smiled and nodded. Mercedes narrowed her eyes a little at the lack of response from her friend.
"Hey girls can you bring over that cheese platter for us?" Mercedes asked
"Sure ok" Amanda replied with a sweet smile
The two girls stood up and linked their pinkies and headed over to the food table. Mercedes turned to look at her friend
"My daughter's a lesbian isn't she?" She asked
Santana stood there a little blind sighted by that question although it was more like a statement than a question.
"Um"
"There was an obvious gay joke right there and you didn't take the bait you always take it. But you didn't and the only reason why I can think that you didn't is because you didn't want to out her" Mercedes explained
Santana was thinking fast for something to say but because of the alcohol her brain wasn't working fast enough.
"I promised I wouldn't say anything" Santana sighed
Mercedes just sighed and nodded
"Well…thank you for being there for her" She then added
"She wants to tell you…I think she will soon. I mean it's like they're not even trying to hide it anymore" Santana replied as she nodded to the two girls
Lilly and Amanda were pretty much standing on top of each other they were that close as they giggled quietly together over by the food table.
"They make a cute couple" Santana added
"Yeah I know" Mercedes replied with a small smile.
Grace had found her way over to where Toby and Maya were sitting with little Ally drawing away with her crayons at the table. Grace kissed her niece on the head before taking a seat next to her.
"Hey guys"
"Oh so you finally made it to your own engagement party?" Toby joke
"Ha ha" Grace mocked
"How come you guys were so late you don't live that far away?" Maya asked
Grace's cheeks began to turn a little pink and she just hoped they didn't notice
"Sofia takes a long time to get ready" She muttered
"Yeah whatever you were totally fu..uudge caking her" Toby replied trying to fix his almost swearing, he didn't need Ally picking up that kind of language
Grace and Maya gave him weird looks and it just made Grace blush more.
"I'm not sure if that makes what you were going to say better…or more disturbing" Maya muttered
"Aunty Gracie got fudge cake? I want fudge cake" Ally pouted
Grace and Maya just tried not to laugh at that.
"No…no Aunty Gracie didn't have fudge cake pumpkin" Toby quickly reassured her
"Yeah it was more like…a tart with a cherry on top" Sofia said with a smirk as she came up from behind them
They all tried not to laugh at that and at the fact that Grace's cheeks were bright red right about now. Ally was just confused.
"Hey sweetie I made you this" Sofia kissed her on the head and handed Grace a drink
~~~ Blame It Once Again On Santana ~~~
Later that night found Santana and Sofia stood at the mini bar that was next to the BBQ area mixing the drinks. They were on a mission. They wanted to get everyone drunk and just have a good time. Sofia secretly wanted to know what kind of drunk her brother would be because he had never been drunk before. She was hoping it would loosen him up a bit and be more confident and it could totally help him get in touch with his badass self. Santana just wanted to get drunk herself even though she probably would end up crying at some point but it was still fun. Because of her heart Quinn wasn't allowed to get super drunk anymore…well she probably shouldn't be drinking at all really but it was a special occasion and she wanted to celebrate…but only in moderation. Santana wasn't too happy about this because Quinn was her drinking partner.
"So what's in this exactly?" Sofia asked her Ma
"It's a secret I can't tell you" Santana replied as she continued to make the drink while trying to hide what went in it
"Well...What's it called?"
Santana handed over the finished drink to her daughter with a devilish grin.
"I call this the Horny Q"
Sofia just laughed
"Why?"
"Because it turns anyone who drinks it into Quinn when she's drunk and we all know what Quinn is like when she's drunk" Santana explained
Sofia just laughed and nodded
"You know I can never really tell the difference between drunk Quinn and not drunk Quinn when she's horny...I mean I love my Aunt but seriously it's like she's horny all the time" Sofia laughed
"Trust me I know...it takes skill to determine between the two" Santana replied
"I'm not sure if I feel sorry or envious of Aunty Rach for that" Sofia muttered
Santana nodded in agreement.
"Well here you go! It's taken me years to perfect it. So drink up my Ducky" Santana told her as she handed the drink over.
Sofia held her drink up as did Santana they clinked their glasses and then skulled it down like pros then looked around the party at everyone having fun. Santana then went back to making more drinks.
Toby sat next to Maya as they watched over Ally and Cooper who were playing together with their toys. Maya wasn't able to drink because she was still on pain killers Toby decided not to drink as well but Maya told him not to be stupid. It was his sister's engagement party and he should enjoy himself.
Becky and Hannah were enjoying themselves as they chatted with Jeff and Beth who was holding little baby David. He would have to leave soon taking David with him. That's why Beth was holding on tight and never letting her son out of her arms till the last second.
Grace was already slightly tipsy or well...she was drunk due to her fiancée continually giving her drinks. She handed the second glass in her hand over to her little sister and told her to drink up!
"Dear lord what is in this?" Charlie coughed after taking a sip.
Grace just shrugged her shoulders
"How many of these have you had?" Charlie then asked
"Umm...this many" Grace slurred holding up four fingers and was swaying just a little bit
"Ok I think maybe you should have some water Gracie" Charlie chuckled
"Na uh!" Grace pouted
"You'll thank me in the morning" Charlie added
"Cha-Cha sweetie I'm fine kays?" Grace tried to reassure her and patted her cheek.
"Alright but don't come crying to me when you are face down in the toilet"
Grace scrunched up her face at that making Charlie laugh.
It was that moment when Ben came over to the pair. Grace smiled brightly and flung her arms around him giving him a big hug.
"Benny! I love you man" Grace yelled
Ben gave Charlie a confused and surprised look. She just chuckled then laughed out loud when Grace started petting his hair.
"You have awesome hair...way better than Toby's OH my god don't tell him I said that" Grace rambled
Ben just chuckled and gently removed Grace's hand from his hair.
"Hey Benny hands off my woman" Sofia grumbled as she stumbled over to the trio.
She possessively wrapped her arms around Grace putting herself in between Grace and Ben.
"Sofia he wasn't doing anything. Besides I'm like totally gay...like so gay I should have like...like a tattoo telling everyone how gay I am. In fact I am so gay that I would totally go down on you right now" Grace smirked
Ben and Charlie both gave them a disgusted look.
"Wow Gracie too much info" Charlie look on in horror as her big sister started groping her fiancée.
The older Fabray just ignored her and pulled Sofia in for a kiss.
"Ugh come on Ben, these two are lost to us now" Charlie rolled her eyes at the pair as she grabbed his hand and pulled him away.
~~~ There's Stars On Your Roof ~~~
Hannah had pulled her wife away from the party and into the Berry-Fabray house. Both were totally shit faced and they could barely walk without stumbling.
"Hanny where are you taking me?" Becky giggle
"To see the stars" Hannah replied
The Aussie opened the basement door and carefully led them both down the stairs. Becky stood by and watched her wife move the small couch and then grabbed an old blanket. Hannah pulled her wife over and sat them down wrapping the blanket over them.
"Baby I hate to disappoint you but the stars are outside" Becky giggled
"Pfft not those stars silly...our stars" Hannah replied as she pointed to the roof
Becky followed Hannah's hand and just smiled when she saw them. Ten years later and they were still there. Their glow was gone but that didn't matter. After practically moving into the Berry-Fabray house once Max was born Hannah had rearranged the stars to make the constellations or their star signs. She also included the Southern Cross as well and the Big Dipper.
"You know these stars always made me feel better when you had to go back home" Becky quietly told her
Hannah just snuggled in closer to her wife.
"I'm gonna go back and see the therapist" Becky then added
"Really?" Hannah looked at her wife a little surprised
Becky just nodded
"I've got nothing to lose if I go right?"
"Right" Hannah nodded
"I'm just warning you I might be a little more bitchy than usual because of it" Becky informed her
Hannah just laughed.
"Bec I've seen you at your worst. I think I can handle it"
"Shut up I'm not that bad" Becky replied defensively
Hannah just gave her a look.
"Ok maybe sometimes...like once a year I might be a little too much"
Hannah continued to give her a look
"It's Sofia's fault! She provokes me!"
"Of course she does" Hannah rolled her eyes
"Hey you can't stand her either sometimes" Becky added
"Yes but I have a reason to not like her"
"Babe that was ten years ago and it's kinda unsettling that you still get worked up about the fact that she stole Gracie from you" Becky replied feeling slightly insecure.
"Bec you know I love you and Gracie is my best friend. I just don't like Sofia sometimes on principle. What's your excuse?" Hannah replied
"She's a bitch" Becky simply replied
Hannah nodded
"But so am I...we're too similar and we clash. But I guess if I have to say something nice...she gets me and...whatever" Becky rambled
"I guess there's also the fact that she delivered Max" Hannah added
"Yeah don't remind me. I still have nightmares over the fact that she's seen my vag" Becky sighed.
"Me too...see that's another reason I get to not like her she's seen both of my girls vag!" Hannah added
Becky just laughed
"Hey Hannah...wanna make out?" She asked with a smirk and wiggled her eyebrows
Hannah can't help but laugh as she nods pulling her wife in close.
~~~ Disaster's In The Air ~~~
Ben and Toby sat together on the bench drinking their beers and just chatted about whatever it is men chat about...boobs, cars and sports I'm assuming. Ben had finally got used to the taste of beer. Along with Sofia, Toby wanted to see Ben drunk so he kept feeding him beer after beer along with some other drinks.
Ben was a very talkative and a lot more confident type of drunk. Toby on the other hand was a clumsy/most likely to wake up missing an eyebrow and truthful type of drunk.
While they sat there having their manly talk Charlie wandered over, drink in hand and placed herself on Ben's lap. Charlie was a straight up flirty drunk. Her Aunty San kept giving her these drinks she had no idea what was in it but it tasted good.
"Hey guys what are you talking about?" Charlie asked as she flung her arm around Ben's shoulders.
"Girls" Ben chuckled as he wrapped his arm around Charlie's waist and placed his other hand on her thigh.
"Ooh I'm like a total expert on girls" Charlie giggled
Ben raised an eyebrow
"Yeah I totally made out with several girls in college" Charlie replied
"Really?" Ben asked a little shocked
Charlie nodded
"Figured I'd see what the big deal was" She shrugged
"And?"
"Boys are better" Charlie smirked as she began to play with his hair.
She really liked the new hair. It made Ben look totally badass. Although she did miss his golden locks.
"I totally had sex with a guy once" Toby admitted
Both Charlie and Ben looked at him in shock. Eyes wide and mouths open.
"What? Seriously?" Charlie asked totally surprised
Toby just nodded
"When did this happen?" She asked still in shock
"Way before Ally was born, It was at some party I went too" He replied
"Wow" Ben was just as shocked
"What was it like?" Charlie asked totally intrigued
"Meh...it was alright...I don't remember much I was totally drunk at the time" He replied
"Who knows about this? Does Gracie know? Does Maya know?" Charlie asked
"Nah...I never told anyone"
"Wow" Was all Ben could say.
"Yeah...hey you guys want another drink?" Toby asked
They both nodded so Toby stood up and stumbled towards the bar nearly falling over halfway there.
"I can't believe he had sex with a guy" Charlie chuckled
"I know" Ben replied
"Anyways...I just came over to like tell you that you look super fine tonight Mr. Pierce...I am totally loving you in this leather jacket" Charlie giggled as she pressed her body into his
"Sofia told me to wear it" He replied
"Well it looks good. Totally rocking the bad boy look."
Ben just gave her a lopsided grin and moved his hand up higher on Charlie's thigh his fingers just skimming under her short skirt.
"Well you look super fine too" He replied in a husky voice
"Hmm I love your sexy deep voice" Charlie all but moaned
Toby watched them from the bar and just smirked he headed over to his other sister instead.
"Hey! Hey Gracie!"
"What?" She asked in a huff
"Never gonna believe this" he started
"This better be good Toby. I'm kinda busy here trying to sneak off and have ninja sex with this fine piece of ass" Sofia interrupted then slapped Grace on the ass and then started kissing her neck.
"Yeah sure whatever but guess who is totally gonna hook up tonight" He grinned
"Oh my god who? Is it Sammy and Kelly? Because those two have so much unresolved sexual tension lately it's just not funny and they would be totally hot together." Grace asked totally intrigued
Toby shook his head
"Ben and Charlie" He replied
"No way!" Sofia gasped
Toby nodded with a smirk
"They are totally gonna do it tonight. They were all over each other" He replied with a chuckle
"Finally!" Sofia smirked then high fived Toby
"Ok so can we go have ninja sex now?" Grace asked
"In a minute babe I so have to tell Ma about this, she'll be so proud" Sofia grinned before she ran off to find her Ma.
Grace sighed in frustration she was never going to get her ninja sex. She might as well just go off and have Lonesome Cowgirl Sex.
Sofia nearly fell over when she reached her mothers. Who were sitting and chatting with Maya and Beth.
"Ma! Ma! Awesome news! Ben and Charlie totally hooked up tonight" Sofia blurted out
"What?" Brittany looked up in shock
"Seriously?" Santana asked
Sofia nodded with a big grin
"My Ben? My son?" Santana asked
Once again Sofia nodded
"Aww...my Benny...well done Ben" Santana clapped
"Santana" Brittany wasn't as enthused about this bit of news
"Oh my god! No! No this is bad!" Santana quickly changed her tune
"Why?" Sofia asked
"Because I didn't give him any condoms tonight! Oh god he's gonna get her pregnant and it's all my fault. Fuck Quinn and Rachel are gonna kill me" Santana panicked before she quickly got up and ran over to her two friends
"Oh my god Quinn, Rachel I am so sorry!" Santana was in tears
"Why? San what's wrong?" Quinn asked looking a little worried
"Please don't hate me" The Latina sniffed
"Santana what's going on?" Rachel asked
"I'm so sorry that Ben got Charlie pregnant" She cried
Rachel and Quinn's faces paled and both looked like they were going to either throw up or pass out...perhaps even do both.
"He did WHAT to my baby?" Quinn yelled
"It's all my fault I forgot to give him these" The Latina sighed as she handed her friends a bunch of condoms.
"I'm gonna kill him. Baby get my gun!" Quinn ordered
"Noooo Quinn please he's my baby boy" Santana cried
"Wait do we know for sure that Charlie is...is...what you said she was?" Rachel asked though she couldn't bring herself to actually say it out loud.
"Sofia told me" Santana sniffed
"Oh god." Rachel panicked
~~~ Stealing Through The Night's Uncertainties ~~~
After leaving the back yard to get away from the party Ben had suggested that they go somewhere more quiet so they headed up to Charlie's bedroom. They both giggled when they tried to both squish through the doorway. Charlie burst out laughing when Ben fell onto the floor.
"So graceful" She laughed
Ben just laughed with her
"Help me" He whined
Charlie held out her hands for Ben to grab. But he was far too strong and just ended up pulling her down instead of him getting up. Charlie crashed on top of him and they thought it was the most funniest thing ever.
"I seem to be failing at standing right now" Charlie giggled
"Me too...this is not helpful" Ben chuckled
Charlie just kept giggling
"What's so funny?" He asked
"I may be having trouble standing up but you certainly don't have a problem with that" She smirked
Ben looked confused, so Charlie rocked her hips making him groan.
"Oh" He chuckled
"Do you want me to get off you?" Charlie asked
Ben hesitated but then nodded
"It's probably for the best" He replied
Charlie nodded but didn't make a move to get up.
"How come we never did anything together?" Charlie asked
"What do you mean?"
"Well like...you think I'm hot and I think you're hot I mean I have seen you naked." Charlie giggled
"When did you see me naked?"
Charlie slightly blushed
"When we were around 15. You spent the night after we had a Judy Garland marathon and you went up to have a shower and I kinda...I was curious." She admitted
"You watched me while I was taking a shower?" He asked a little surprised
"I didn't watch you. I'm not like a creepy perv or anything I just...one look that's all I swear...and I didn't even get to see your mini Ben properly" Charlie giggled
Ben just laughed and nodded
"Even at 15 you had a really great body" Charlie added as she slowly pulled off Ben's jacket and lifted up his shirt to look at his abs.
"I'll make it up to you, I'll totally let you see me naked" Charlie told him as she started to lift her top up
Ben placed his hands on top of Charlie's to stop her from flashing him.
"I don't think that's a good idea...thanks though" he mumbled
"Are you sure?" she asked
Ben just nodded. Charlie sighed and laid down onto his chest cuddling up to the boy underneath her.
"Anyway back to my question" she mumbled as she lazily traced her fingers along Ben's stomach.
"What question?"
"The one about why we never did anything. Because like...we're both hot and straight which is like a miracle in both our families so why didn't we ever...experiment with each other?" She asked
"Because I loved you and you didn't" Ben simply told her
"That's not true. I've always loved you Ben" Charlie added sadly
"You know I never told you this but...that night in your dorm room when we were 16..." Charlie added
"What about that night?" He softly asked
"You made me feel so special...after how Frank treated me...you were so sweet and gentle...It made me want to go through with it...I wanted to make love to you that night" She quietly admitted
Ben laid there silently listening to Charlie
"Is that true or are you just drunk?" Ben asked
"It's true...and yes I'm still drunk. But I can't help but think that things would be so different if we had made love that night. I probably wouldn't have done all those stupid things that I did...like dye my hair pink and go out with all those stupid guys" Charlie added
Ben nodded as he brought his hand up to rest on the small of Charlie's back and brushed away the hair that had fallen onto Charlie's face with his other hand.
"I think I could have fallen for you that night. Instead of waiting so long to realize that I already do love you" She whispered as she nuzzled up to his chest
Ben froze for a second not sure if he heard that right.
"I wish you hadn't stopped that night" Charlie continued to rambled
Ben wasn't sure what to say right now.
"Why did you stop?" Charlie asked
"Because...as much as I had wanted to be with you like that...I could never take advantage of you. You were upset." He finally spoke as he went back to gently wipe Charlie's cheek as a tear fell.
"Damn Ben why are you such an amazing man?" She chuckled softly
"It's part of my charm" He replied with a small smile.
Charlie smiled and nodded
"Would you stop now?" She nervously asked
Ben looked up at his best friend. Charlie gently caressed his cheek as she waited for his answer.
"I probably should" He mumbled
"But?" Charlie asked leaning forward just a little bit.
"I don't want to" He replied then brought his own hand up to cup Charlie's cheek.
Ben ran his hand to rest behind Charlie's neck as he gently pulled her in close as their lips finally met. It was just like how they remembered it only this time there was the faint taste of alcohol on their lips. Charlie deepened the kiss as Ben's big strong arms held her close.
~~~ The Morning After ~~~
Everybody was in the kitchen nursing their hang overs. This was the first time Quinn didn't wake up with a hangover…she kinda missed it. While everyone tried not to die Quinn was busy making a bunch of hang over cures for breakfast.
Grace was sat between her fiancée and her Aunty San as they patiently waited for their food. Brittany was fast asleep in the chair next to her wife with Rachel picking grass out of the blonde's hair. She didn't want to know how she got all that grass in there. Toby and Beth were slumped together at the kitchen table, the blonde woman wearing her sunglasses and hissing at any loud sounds. She was glad Jeff had taken David home with him earlier that night. She probably shouldn't breast feed for a while her baby might get drunk too and that would be bad. Maya was in the living room watching cartoons with Ally, Cooper and Max. Grace was yawning every five seconds as Sofia tried not to throw up.
"Did you sleep at all last night Gracie?" Quinn asked
"I don't know...I don't think so" Grace frowned as she yawned once again.
Her eyes started to droop as she started to lean into the Latina body next to her. Getting comfortable she wrapped her arms around her fiancée's body and nestled her head comfortably on her chest using her boobs as pillows. Quinn just raised her eyebrow and chuckled at her daughter.
"Wrong Latina Gracie" Santana mumbled
Grace shot up looking embarrassed. She muttered a small apology then turned to the other side and cuddled up to her real fiancée. Quinn just laughed quietly to herself.
They were all then startled when the sound of someone falling over caught their attention. They turned to look at who it was well everyone except for Brittany she was still asleep.
Becky helped an embarrassed Hannah get up from the floor and guided them over to the breakfast bar and sat them down next to Sofia. Becky glared at everyone.
"What? Why are you all staring?" She grumbled
"Oh no reason" Quinn chuckled
"Sweetie you do realize that your top is on backwards?" Rachel asked with a smirk
"And also inside out" Quinn added
Becky looked down and indeed her clothing was not what it should be. Her pale cheeks started to turn a pretty pink as she avoided everyone's eyes.
"And Hannah it looks like you had sex with a vampire your neck is a mess" Sofia added with a smirk
Hannah quickly brought her hand up to cover her neck looking embarrassed.
"Aww" Grace chuckled
"Hey where's Charlie?" Hannah asked to change the topic
"And Ben?" Becky added
"That is a good question. Where are they?" Rachel replied not sounding at all happy.
"We need to have a very strong word with that boy" Quinn grumbled angrily
Nearly everyone looked confused at that.
"Why? What did he do?" Sofia asked a little defensively
"Charlie apparently" Quinn hissed in anger
"Santana told us that Ben got Charlie pregnant" Rachel explained
A dead silence hung in the kitchen at that. Mostly everyone was just shocked and now a lot more sober and awake.
"I can't believe she never told me. I'm her big sister" Grace said sadly.
"Wait are we totally sure Charlie is pregnant?" Beth asked
"Yeah maybe you should talk to her first" Becky replied.
"No I'll have a talk with Ben first. God how could they do that under our own roof we trusted them!" Quinn was getting angry
"Sweetie calm down" Rachel quietly spoke placing her hand on her wife's arm
"Yeah Q that's my son you're talking about" Santana snapped
"Your son is the fucking bastard who knocked up my teenage daughter!" Quinn yelled back
"Oh that's it you are going down puta!" Santana hissed as she stood up ready to slap Quinn down.
It was at that moment when Ben and Charlie came down the stairs together. To come face to face with a room full of tension and all eyes staring at them making both feel already more uncomfortable.
They had woken up on the floor together with various pieces of clothing removed with absolutely no memory of last night. They were sure though that nothing happened between them...right?
"Why are you all looking at us?" Ben asked
"Ugh I feel sick" Charlie groaned as she grabbed her stomach and ran out of the room.
Ben looked worried for his friend. They had drunk so much last night. He was about to go after her when Grace got up instead
"I'll go make sure she's ok" She said before following the youngest Fabray
Ben was definitely getting uncomfortable by all the looks directed at him. He was a little scared of the glares coming from his Aunts and even Toby he just didn't understand and he really didn't like it. He was fine with getting attention for his dancing and singing in fact he loved it but he hated this kind of attention. It made him nervous and scared.
"What's going on?" He asked and everyone could hear the tremble in his voice
Quinn and Rachel sighed and tried not to look too scary while everyone else averted their eyes feeling slightly guilty for scaring the poor boy.
"Benny we need to talk" Santana said as she got up and walked over to her son
"What about?" He asked
"Come on let's just go home and talk there ok?" She replied
"B-But what about Charlie? I want to make sure she's ok" He mumbled
"She's got a house full of people to look after her" Santana replied
Ben hesitated but then nodded
"Ducky tell your mom where we are when she wakes up" Santana told her daughter
Sofia nodded and Ben and Santana left. Not without Santana giving Quinn the ultimate death stare. As soon as the front door was closed Quinn and Rachel quickly headed to the bathroom.
Charlie was slumped on the floor next to the toilet looking like crap as Grace ran a damp cloth over her face to cool her down.
"I know, I know...I'm in big trouble for drinking but please can I not get yelled at I think my head is going to explode" Charlie whimpered to her mothers.
"Thanks for looking after her Gracie, we'll take it from here" Rachel smiled softly at her eldest
She nodded and handed the cloth to her Ma and headed out of the bathroom. Quinn and Rachel entered the room closing the door behind them. Rachel sat down next to her youngest and placed the cool cloth on her forehead. Quinn moved closer and cringed when she saw the state of her toilet. She quickly flushed it and sprayed the air freshener a few times and opened the window.
"Charlie...there is something your mother and I need to talk to you about" Rachel spoke softly but also sternly.
Charlie could only nod slightly
"Charlotte we know you're pregnant." Quinn blurted out in a disappointed tone
Charlie's jaw dropped...words failed her right then. Rachel just sighed at her wife, they had a plan and she just totally ruined it.
"What on earth are you talking about?" Charlie finally replied
"Santana told us that Ben got you pregnant" Rachel replied
"What? What the hell were you all drinking last night? Ben didn't get me pregnant" Charlie told them
"Well then who is the father?" Rachel asked
"Oh god please...for the love of god don't tell me it's Flynn's" Quinn cringed
"It's not Flynn's...it's not anybody's I'm not pregnant" Charlie told them.
"Are you sure?" Rachel asked
"Yes! Trust me I'm not pregnant" Charlie replied
"Maybe you should take a test just to be sure" Quinn added
"No...Mom, Ma I don't need to take a test ok. I know for a fact that there is no possible way for me to be pregnant. I would have had to have done something for that to happen" Charlie replied feeling slightly embarrassed about talking about all this.
"Wait...your still a virgin?" Quinn asked hopefully
Charlie's cheeks flushed as she looked at the floor.
"No" she mumbled
"Oh...but..." Quinn replied feeling very uncomfortable
"I haven't...you know, in a while so I'm not pregnant" Charlie mumbled
"Oh, well that's a relief" Quinn sighed with a smile as she sat down next to her daughter
"Now tell mommy the name of the boy who defiled my baby because I need to hunt him down and kill him" Quinn then added in all seriousness
"Mom-"
"Name" Quinn demanded
"Quinn...shut up. Charlie if you're not with child then why did Santana tell us that you were?" Rachel asked and ignored her wife's evil glare.
Charlie shrugged
"I don't know...maybe she just got confused...she was pretty drunk last night" Charlie groaned as she was feeling nauseous again.
Santana sat a very nervous Ben down in the living room as she handed him some tomato juice.
"Ma what's going on?" He asked nervously
Santana sighed
"Did you knock Charlie up?" She asked bluntly
Ben nearly choked on his drink. Santana slapped him on the back to help with the coughing.
"No!" He managed to get put between coughs.
"Are you sure?" She asked
"Yes!"
"But you two have had sex?" Santana asked
Ben's cheeks turned bright red
"No" He mumbled
"Oh...Ok then...come on let's go back. I miss your mom" She smiled as she stood up
Ben just sat there still a little shocked and confused about everything that has happened since he opened his eyes this morning.
"You coming Benny?" She asked
"I...I'm just...no, I'll just stay here and sleep." He replied
"Ok, we'll be back later" Santana kissed him on the cheek and then headed back to the Fabray house.
After making sure Charlie wasn't going to throw up anymore Rachel with the help of Grace cleaned her up and helped her back to bed. While Quinn went to inform everyone that Charlie was not pregnant, thank god!
It was a little tense when Santana came back. Quinn grudgingly apologized for what she had said. Santana wasn't that quick to accept it though because no one, not even Quinn can say what she did about her son or anyone in her family.
"San I'm sorry ok. I just...come on you would have reacted the same way if that was Sofia"
"I highly doubt Grace is capable of doing that" Santana replied coldly
"You know what I mean. If Sofia was with Greg and he got her pregnant you would have murdered him...no you would have gone all Reservoir Dogs and re-enacted that scene while dancing to Stuck In The Middle With You" Quinn stated
Santana couldn't help the small smirk that appeared though she tried to downplay it.
"Whatever" She shrugged
"Look I'll apologize to Ben as well. You know I love him...I just...I over reacted" Quinn sighed
"You finally admit that I was a better top and I'll accept your apology" Santana offered
"Oh come on! I can't do that Rach would kill me" Quinn whined
"The ball is in your corner" Santana smirked
Quinn huffed
"Fine...you were the better top...there happy?" Quinn replied through gritted teeth
"Very" Santana smiled then headed back into the kitchen
Quinn just grumbled to herself as she followed the Latina.
Becky and Sofia sat together by the breakfast bar sipping on their coffee.
"So...did you tap that?" Sofia asked as she nodded to Hannah who was sitting with Grace.
Becky glared at the Latina
"That's none of your damn business" Becky snapped
Sofia just sat there expectantly waiting for a proper answer. The blonde huffed in annoyance
"No, ok I did not 'tap' that"
Sofia actually looked disappointed
"Why not?" She asked
"Because we were drunk and we passed out" Becky replied sounding disappointed
"Lame" Sofia smirked
"Oh shut up"
"Ow oh that one hurt...Damn you've gotten soft...I don't think I can be around you anymore" Sofia replied
"Oh fuck you. You're the one who started crying last night while trying to make a speech about how much you love Grace so don't even"
"I had something in my eye!" Sofia was adamant that she did not cry
"Yeah they were fucking tears you big girl" Becky teased
"Shut up carpet eater" Sofia snapper
"Takes one to know one" Becky just hit back with a smirk
"Bitch please, you're a bigger dyke than me. I've only been with one girl" Sofia replied
"So have I" Becky added
"Aren't we forgetting someone?"
Becky did not look impressed and Sofia possibly went a little far with that. The blonde didn't bother to say anything in return she just stood up and walked away.
"Wait! Becky!" Sofia sighed
Grace came over with an angry looking face
"What did you do?" she asked
"Nothing" Sofia replied unable to look Grace in the eye
"Sofia" Grace warned
"I was just being a bitch" Sofia huffed
"Well go and fix it. She's your maid of honour!" Grace told her
"She'll be fine" Sofia replied
"If you don't apologise for whatever it was you said or did then there will be no shower sex for you today" Grace threatened
With a heavy sigh Sofia got off her chair and went to go find Becky. Grace just smiled triumphantly. Brittany just giggled from her spot by the breakfast bar.
"You're a fast learner Gracie" She chuckled
Grace smiled and nodded
"Number one rule for Lopez women...if the pout don't work then threaten to withhold and you'll get anything you want" Brittany stated
Grace nodded
"Thanks for that tip by the way" She replied
"I'll give you the handbook as your wedding present" Brittany smiled
Grace couldn't help but feel a pang of guilt at that. She really didn't want to disappoint Brittany or her parents and her Aunt Santana by running off and eloping without at least telling them. Grace did want her mothers there when she got married and she knew how much it would mean to them, to all of them to be there…but she just didn't want the big wedding. She just wanted to marry the love of her life and start a family with her. That's why she said what she was about to say.
"Me and Sofia are getting married today" Grace quietly admitted to Brittany
The blonde woman's face fell in shock and confusion, which just made Grace feel terrible.
"W-What?"
"Aunty B…I'm sorry. I know how much you and my ma and Grandma Judy and Grandma Lopez wanted to plan this big wedding for us but…me and Sofia don't want that. We just want to get married." Grace quickly rambled
"We already booked a venue…it was supposed to be a surprise" Brittany stated
"I'm really sorry…we'll pay you back" Grace replied
Brittany just looked down in disappointment and Grace just wished she hadn't said anything. Sofia came back over to the breakfast bar and huffed.
"Ok I tried apologising and the bitch just snapped at me so…w-what's going on?" Sofia asked when she noticed some tension between her mother and Grace
"Nothing Sofia…but you two better hurry along. City Hall opens soon don't want to be waiting in line all day." Brittany snapped a little harshly before she stood up and walked out of the kitchen.
Sofia sat there in shock. That had to be like the first time ever her mother had ever spoken to her like that. She turned to look at Grace who just looked guilty and felt terrible.
"What the hell happened?" Sofia asked
"I'm sorry! I couldn't…your mom was being her amazing awesome self and I just couldn't lie to her. I told her about us eloping today" Grace confessed
Sofia let out a long and annoyed sigh.
"Damn it Grace" She huffed
"I'm sorry" Grace repeated
Sofia found her mother outside sitting by the pool. She hesitantly walked up to her and sat down beside her.
"Mom-"
"We're you two even going to tell us?" Brittany interrupted
Sofia looked down unable to answer that. Her response just made Brittany feel even more disappointed.
"So you two were just going to run off and secretly get married without telling your own parents who oh I don't know might want to actually be there to see their daughter's get married?" Brittany snapped
"Mom it's not like that"
"Then what is it like Sofia?" Brittany asked
"We…we just didn't want to wait anymore…we didn't want a huge wedding…we just wanted to get our lives started" Sofia replied
"Then why didn't you just tell us this?" Brittany raised her voice
"I don't know" Sofia mumbled
She hated it when her mother yelled or got angry it barely ever happened but when it did Brittany could be scary and she knew how to guilt people.
"You know I'm kinda really disappointed in you and Grace right now" Brittany spoke softly and sadly
"I'm sorry mom…I'm sorry we lied and we didn't tell you…I just didn't…you and Aunty Rach were just so happy in making all these plans we just didn't want to upset you" Sofia replied
"Well you have anyway so what does it really matter?" Brittany stated
"Please don't be mad at us…we'll pay you back for anything that you've already paid for"
"It's not about the money Sofia. I could care less about the money it's about the fact that the two of you were going to do this behind our backs that you were going to lie to our faces about it" Brittany told her.
"I don't know what you want me to say or do" Sofia mumbled
"Just do whatever you want Sofia…it's your life" Brittany sighed before she headed back inside.
Ok so this will probably be the last chapter for this story for 2011. I can't say for sure if there will be another one before the end of this year so if not happy holidays everyone and I'll see you all in the new year!
