NOTE: Sorry for the long delay!

Chapter 28: Pushing People's Buttons

Two weeks later……

ECW and Smackdown was in Little Rock, Arkansas and Bobby was defending the ECW World Championship in a triple threat match against Rob Van Dam and Test.

Last week, there was rematch for the ECW World Title between Bobby and Rob Van Dam, but came to a controversial close, this time thanks to Test who assailed both men with a steel chair. On Smackdown, no one was able to beat Mr. Kennedy's time in the Beat the Clock Sprint and now he was going to the Royal Rumble to face Dave for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Delancey was in the catering room with her cat, Shadow, getting something to eat when someone walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. Delancey turned around to see……

"Kelly!" Delancey said as she hugged Kelly.

"Hey, Delancey," Kelly said as she pulled away.

"Oh, my God, how are you?"

"I'm doing much better."

"I see."

"So, how are things with you?"

"Let's just say never been better. My boyfriend is still the ECW World Champion and I feel so fortunate to finally date a World Champion."

"You know, I never asked you this but what is Bobby like as a person?"

"Kelly, he is generous, he's dominant, he's everything. From his body to those big juicy lips, I just can't get enough of him. I know I sound like a dirty girl but it's true."

"Hey, you're in love with him and everybody knows that."

"Yeah."

A few minutes later, Delancey was in the Women's Locker Room with Rochelle.

"So, Rochelle, you got any plans with Dave since his birthday is Thursday?" Delancey said.

"Well, maybe after the party," Rochelle said. "Yes, it just so happens that I got a little something when I was back in Florida."

Rochelle picked up a bag and pulled out a black rhinestone heart babydoll.

"You're bad, Rochelle," Delancey said.

"I know," Rochelle said. "Hey, speaking of Thursday, doesn't Bobby have a photoshoot that day?"

"Yeah, but I'm sure he'll be done before the party."

"What magazine is it for?"

"Maxim magazine. Oh, my God. I just remembered. Nicole's got a Maxim photoshoot next week."

"That's right. Oh, my God. Bobby and Nicole are gonna be in the March issue around Wrestlemania time. That's hot."

"Yeah, it's Nicole's third time posing for that magazine, huh?"

"Yup. Hey, guess what I'm doing tonight on Smackdown."

"What?"

"Since Torrie brings Chloe out to the ring on RAW, I'm going to do the same with Angel."

"You're bringing Angel out tonight?"

"Yep, I'm bringing her out during my match against Jillian Hall and during the United States Championship match."

"Hey, maybe you should give Chavo the Angel Tush Push."

"Oh, I plan on it."

A little later, ECW was on and Bobby and Delancey were in the interview area talking about the triple threat match for the ECW World Championship. Delancey was wearing a black bikini top, black overlay top, dark denim jeans, and black lace arm warmers.

"Standing by right now is the champion Bobby Lashley," Joey Styles said. "Bobby, you got two challengers tonight and what are your thoughts on tonight's triple threat match?"

"Yeah, you know," Bobby said, "the odds are not in my favor. Rob Van Dam can beat Test and become the new ECW World Champion. And likewise, Test can beat Rob Van Dam and become the ECW World Champion. My point is this is a triple threat match. I don't have to be beaten to lose the ECW World Title. I have all of the respect in the world for Rob Van Dam and I have no respect whatsoever for Test. Test shouldn't even be a part of the match with Rob Van Dam and myself but the reality is that I'm coming in the ECW World Champion and I'm leaving the ECW World Champion."

Later, it was time for the triple threat match for ECW World Championship between Bobby, Rob Van Dam, and Test. Rob and Test were already in the ring and then Bobby's entrance theme and he came out from the curtain with Delancey following him.

He walked down the aisle slapping the hands of the fans and he and Test started brawling at ringside. Rob watched from the ring as Bobby whipped Test into the ringpost and Bobby tossed Test into the ring. But as Bobby got in, Rob kicked him and Rob covered Test for a two count, then kicked Bobby again, and covered him for a two count. Test grabbed Rob and tossed him to the floor and Bobby slammed Test, but missed an elbowdrop. Test rolled to the floor, but Rob grabbed him and put him gut first across the security wall. Rob then hit a corkscrew legdrop on Test.

Rob got in the ring and faced off with Bobby and Bobby hit a shoulderblock, but Rob leapfrogged him. Rob leapfrogged Bobby again and Bobby hit some forearms. Rob hit some shoulderblocks then Bobby hit a clothesline in the corner. Test got on the apron and Bobby knocked him back to the floor. Bobby but Rob in a chinlock, then a front facelock, and Rob fought out. Then there was a blocked backdrop spot and then Bobby hit a clothesline on Rob for a two count. Bobby put Rob in a chinlock and Rob started to fight it out.

Then Test came back into the ring and was stomping and kicking both Bobby and Rob in a corner. Test elbowed Rob, but Rob leapfrogged him and rolled him up for a two count. Bobby clotheslined Rob and everyone started going for covers on each other. Bobby suplexed Test for two then Rob jumped on Bobby for two. Bobby whipped Rob into a corner, but Test decked Bobby with a forearm and threw him to the floor. Test ran into a boot to the face by Rob and Rob went to the top rope, but Test shoved him off and Rob crashed to the floor. Bobby grabbed Test from behind, but Test hit an elbow and threw Bobby shoulder first into the ringpost. Test whipped Bobby across the ring but Bobby came back with clotheslines and a suplex. Bobby covered but Rob came in to break it up. Rob legdropped Test for two and then gave Bobby a spinkick. Rob kicked Test in a corner and then gave Bobby a springboard kick and went for the cover, but Test broke it up.

Test threw Rob out of the ring and went to the top rope. Bobby met him there and set for a superplex, but Test shoved him off. Test hit a top rope elbowdrop but Bobby kicked out at two. Test covered again for a two count and Rob climbed to the top rope as Test was getting up and gave him a top rope kick. Rob then kicked Bobby down and Rob hit the Rolling Thunder on Bobby and Test who were laying next to each other. Rob gave Test the Five Star Frog Splash and as Rob went to cover Test, Test rolled out of the ring. Rob got up and Bobby speared him and Bobby then powerslammed Rob for the win.

Delancey gets in the ring and she hugs Bobby and raises his arm in the air with the referee. Meanwhile, Test was in the aisle, doubled over and holding the ECW World Title belt. Bobby and Delancey left the ring and Bobby went at Test but Test nailed Bobby with the belt. Delancey looked on in horror as Test leaned down on Bobby and screamed "This is mine!" Test then threw the belt on Bobby and stood over him as ECW came to a close.

A few minutes later, Bobby and Delancey were in the locker room and Bobby was laying on Delancey's lap and started to wake up.

"Bobby, are you okay?" Delancey said.

"Yeah, I'm all right," Bobby said.

"Hey, you're still the ECW World Champion and Test really needs to lighten up, I mean, really lighten up."

"Yeah, I told you that I don't have any respect for him."

"Yeah, look, I gotta go meet up with Rochelle and after her match, I'm coming right back here for you."

"You do that."

"I'll see you."

Delancey kissed Bobby's forehead, she got up, and left the locker room.

Then Smackdown was on and it was time for the Divas' match between Rochelle and Jillian Hall. Jillian's entrance theme played and Vickie came out from the curtain.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Tony Chimel announced. "Making her way to the ring, Jillian Hall."

Jillian walked down the aisle and got into the ring. Jillian posed in the middle of the ring and Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain carrying Angel with Delancey following her.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Delancey Scott, Rochelle Kennedy," Tony announced.

Delancey was wearing a black cropped halter top with cut-outs in the middle, white miniskirt, black boots, and black lace hand warmers. Rochelle was wearing her sunglasses and long black pinstripe coat. The two Divas walked down the aisle and Delancey got into the ring first. Rochelle went around the ring and got on the apron. Then she took off her sunglasses, gave Angel to Delancey, unbuttoned her coat, and opened it to reveal her pink halter bikini top, pink boyshorts, pink skirted leg warmers, and a black belt with a diamond studded belt buckle that said, "ROCHELLE." She then got into the ring and Rochelle took Angel from Delancey and posed in the middle of the ring as a pre-recorded video was shown on TV.

"Jillian, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but if you think you're gonna mess up Ashley's face before she poses for Playboy, you better think again because I'm the one that's gonna mess up your face."

Then Rochelle gave Angel to Delancey as the referee called for the bell.

Rochelle and Jillian locked up and Jillian gets a kick to Rochelle's midsection and then she sends Rochelle to the mat. Jillian chokes Rochelle while she verbally torments Rochelle. Rochelle responds with a punch, but Jillian slams Rochelle to the mat again. Rochelle hits some forearms, but Jillian responds with a knee to the face. Then Jillian tries smothers Rochelle and Rochelle flips Jillian over with a slam. Rochelle slaps Jillian in the corner, but Jillian slaps Rochelle back.

Jillian chokes Rochelle in the corner and then she slams Rochelle. Jillian gets an Irish whip, but she charges into Rochelle's elbow. Rochelle gets a head scissors to Jillian followed by a forearm and clothesline. Rochelle gets a tilt-a-whirl head scissors and tries for a hurricurrana, but Jillian counters with a powerbomb for a two count. Jillian hits a slam, but Rochelle holds on and gets the three count with a small package.

"Here is your winner, Rochelle Kennedy," Tony announced.

Rochelle left the ring and she and Delancey hugged. Delancey gave Angel to Rochelle as Jillian bitched at Delancey and Rochelle. Delancey and Rochelle continued to make fun of Jillian and Delancey raised Rochelle's left arm in the air as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Then it was time for the No Disqualification match for the United States Championship between Chris Benoit and Chavo Guerrero. General Manager Theodore Long made this match because of what happened last week.

Chris had a match against Mr. Kennedy and Chavo was at the announcers' table for commentary. Then he interrupted Chris costing him the match and then the two had a brawl with Chavo being chased away by Chris.

Chris' entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Delancey, Rochelle, and Angel following him. Rochelle was wearing a red and black striped velvet novelty dress. The three walked down the aisle and got into the ring. Chris was walking around the ring holding the U.S. Title belt in the air and then Chavo's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He walked down the aisle and got into the ring and did his signature pose in front of Chris, Delancey, and Rochelle. Delancey and Rochelle left the ring as the referee raised the title belt in the air and called for the bell.

Chavo goes into the corner and he has some words for the referee and Chris. Then Chavo hits a low blow and then he kicks Chris. Chavo continues the illegal moves with a punch to Chris followed by a Latino uppercut and Saito suplex. Chavo exposes the turnbuckle before hitting another Saito suplex and Chavo also exposes the middle turnbuckle. Chavo tries to run Chris into the exposed turnbuckle, but Chris is able to counter and he hits a hot shot. Chris gets a knee to Chavo's head followed by a neck breaker and Chris hits a German suplex but Chavo holds on to the ropes to avoid any more. Chavo hits a back breaker and then he stretches Chris' back on his knee. Chris puts Chavo in the Crippler Crossface, but Chavo rolls outside and Chris holds on as they both go outside.

Chavo sends Chris into the ring steps and Chavo gets a chair but Chris ducks and Chavo hits the ring post. Chavo brings the chair into the ring but Chris stops Chavo and Chris tries to lock in the Crippler Crossface again. Chavo fights out of it at first, but Chris locks it in. Chavo rolls to the ropes and Chavo hits a slam to Chris followed by a kick. Chavo gets the chair one more time but Chris is able to avoid the chair shot and hits a back body drop. Chris hits a snap suplex onto the chair for a two count and Chris hits chops and knees to Chavo. Chavo reverses the Irish whip and Chris goes chest first into the exposed turnbuckle.

Chavo hits Chris in the back with the chair but Chavo can only get a two count. Chavo gets the chair and hits Chris in the back and shoulder. Chavo went to hit Chris again with the chair but Rochelle goes on the apron and grabs the chair. Rochelle is off the apron and distracts Chavo long enough for Delancey to get in the ring and nail Chavo with a dropkick sending Chavo onto the ropes. Then Rochelle smothers Chavo's face with Angel's butt and then slaps him. Chris, from behind, chops Chavo followed by a punch and Chavo misses a drop kick when Chris holds on to the ropes. Chris gets a catapult that sends Chavo over the top rope to the floor and Chris hits a baseball slide and then Chris goes out after Chavo. Chris slams Chavo's head into the ring steps and Chavo hits Chris with the title belt. Chavo rolls Chris back into the ring and he brings the belt into the ring as well. Chavo bitches at Delancey and Rochelle hits the Three Amigos with the second suplex onto the title belt and the third one onto the chair.

Chavo goes up top and he tries for the Frog Splash, but Chris moves and Chavo lands on the chair. Chris hits a suplex onto the chair and then Chris hits a German suplex and a suplex onto the title belt. Chris hits another German suplex and he goes up top for the diving head butt, but Chavo moves and Chris appears to have injured his shoulder. Chavo gets the chair and he waits for the opportunity to strike Chris. Delancey distracts Chavo long enough for Angel to run across the ring distracting Chavo and she runs to Delancey. Delancey grabs Angel and talks some smack to Chavo and Chris puts Chavo in the Sharpshooter. Chavo reaches for the chair, but Chris pulls Chavo away from the chair and Rochelle takes it away and Chavo taps.

Delancey and Rochelle got into the ring as the referee gave Chris the title belt. Then the referee along with Delancey and Rochelle raised Chris' arms in the air and Chris, Delancey, and Rochelle stared down at Chavo. Then the three left the ring and walked to the back.

"Thanks, ladies," Chris said. "I really appreciate it."

"All in a day's work, Chris," Delancey said.

"And thank you, Angel. Have you been training her lately, Rochelle?"

"Yes, I have," Rochelle said. "She's definitely not housebroken."

Then everyone laughed.

Then Dave was going to be in an interview with Kristal Marshall.

"I like to introduce my guest at this time, the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista," Kristal said as Dave, Rochelle, and Delancey came forward. "Batista, I know you have an avid interest in the main event tonight."

"I do, Kristal, as it stands right now," Dave said, "I don't know if I will be defending the World Heavyweight Championship against one man or two men at the Royal Rumble. I don't know, we'll see. But I'll tell you one thing. Tonight, I'm gonna be at ringside to watch the main event."

"And Rochelle, who is your little bitch?" Then Rochelle gave Kristal a dirty look. "I mean, your little friend?"

"Well, Kristal," Rochelle said, "my little friend here is named Angel. She was very useful in the United States Championship match and Chavo Guerrero was lucky that Angel didn't piss on him. So Chavo, let that be a warning to you because I know you and Vickie are plotting something and I got eyes and ears all over the place. And Kristal……don't ever call Angel a bitch again."

Then Dave, Delancey, and Rochelle walked away with Kristal giving Rochelle a dirty look.

A little later, it was time for the main event match between Mr. Kennedy and the Undertaker.

Earlier, Mr. Kennedy arrived to the ring bragging about his victory in the Beat the Clock Sprint and his match with Dave for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble but General Manager Theodore Long made the stipulation that if Mr. Kennedy defeated Undertaker, he would face Dave one-on-one at the Royal Rumble. And if the Undertaker won, the World Heavyweight Championship would be contested under Triple Threat rules.

Dave, Rochelle, and Delancey were at the announcers' table for commentary and Mr. Kennedy and the Undertaker made their way to the ring and the referee called for the bell.

Kennedy gets a side head lock but Taker hits a Saito suplex and snapmare. Taker hits an elbow for a two count and then Taker slams Kennedy's arm into the turnbuckle as he continues to work on the arm and shoulder. Taker goes Old School and Kennedy goes down and Taker hits a Flatline for a two count. Taker punches Kennedy followed by an Irish whip but he charges into a boot from Kennedy. Kennedy hits a clothesline for a two count and Kennedy punches Taker, but Taker punches back. Kennedy hits a kick to Taker but Taker throws Kennedy over the top rope to the floor. Taker goes outside and he hits a big boot to Kennedy's face. Taker punches Kennedy in the ribs before rolling Kennedy back into the ring.

Taker is choking Kennedy in the ropes and Taker slams Kennedy's head into the turnbuckle and then he puts Kennedy on the top turnbuckle and he tries for a superplex, but Kennedy head butts Taker off the turnbuckles. Taker sits up and he knocks Kennedy off the turnbuckle to the floor. Taker slams Kennedy's head into the ringside barrier and the two men return to the ring with Taker hitting a running knee into the corner. Kennedy hits a drop kick to Taker's knee and Kennedy kicks Taker in the knee and he hits a single leg take down. Taker hits a series of kicks to get out of the hold and then he hits a big boot that sends Kennedy over the top rope to the floor. Kennedy hits an Irish whip on the floor that sends Taker into the ring steps. Kennedy comes off the apron, but Taker catches him and he runs Kennedy into the ring post. Taker hits a forearm with Kennedy on the apron and then Taker hits the leg drop on the apron for a two count. Taker gets Kennedy up for the Last Ride, but Kennedy gets out of the hold and he clips Taker for a two count. Kennedy punches Taker and then he kicks Taker in the leg when Taker tries to get Kennedy set up for the chokeslam. Taker punches Kennedy and then he Irish whips Kennedy and then hits Snake Eyes and a big boot. Taker sends Kennedy over the top rope to the floor. Kennedy stumbles and then punches Dave at the announce table.

"Kennedy, you bastard!" Rochelle said.

"What the hell did he do that for?" Michael Cole said.

Kennedy gets back in the ring but Taker sets up Kennedy for the choke slam but Dave gets into the ring with a spear to Kennedy and the referee calls for the bell.

After the match, Dave and Mr. Kennedy get into a brawl and leaves the ring with Mr. Kennedy hightailing away from Dave. Delancey and Rochelle joined Dave outside the ring as all three yelled at Kennedy with the Undertaker staring down at Dave as Smackdown came to a close.

After Smackdown was over, everyone went back to the hotel and Bobby and Delancey were in the bed naked with the lamp on.

"I remember when Steven and I went to our first baseball game together," Delancey said. "I was like around eight or nine I think. That game was so good, Steven caught the ball and everything. God, I miss those days though."

"Did you ever hang with Steven around the base?" Bobby said.

"I have. I was hanging with the boys so much, Army guys were beginning to become my type."

"I guess I lucked out, huh?"

"Yes, you did." Then Delancey started sitting up sideways in the bed. "You know, I admire everything about you, Bobby. I mean, them other guys I've been with, they just don't have the same attributes you have."

"Oh, how so?"

"Well, you're very strong, very athletic, you kick a lot of ass, and you have an enormous amount of strength. Not to mention your whole body and those big, juicy lips of yours."

"Well, I can say about you is pretty much the same thing and behind those eyes of yours, your hair, and your long legs, I admire everything about you as well."

Delancey smiled and she and Bobby kissed passionately. Bobby landed on top of Delancey as they continued to make out and Delancey turned off the lamp.