Whoa, I haven't realised so much time has passed. Oh wait, I know why, watching fillers feel like torture. Thank you Kittenanimegirl13 and Elyan White for reviewing, it always brings smile to my face.

28th Night - Fuck facts, we'll do whatever the fuck we want

KRORY: FINALLY~! I GET TO HAVE SOME SCREENTIME TOO~!

TOMATO: Why the fuck do I have to be here again? Are we so low of anime staff that I have to pop up every single time? *to Krory* Could you stop being so gay?

KRORY: Nope.

TOMATO: *sigh* You're gonna attrack the bears.

KRORY: You mean to say...

TOMATO: No. Don't you fucking dare-

KRORY: that they'll come for me?

TOMATO: *dying whisper* Why? This is the worst.

WILD LAVI&BOOKMAN: *appear*

TOMATO: *looks into the camera like in office*

KRORY: Apparently people have gone missing. And I came to help. I'll solve this case and get my own worshippers!

LAVI: *inhales*

KRORY: THE VILLAGE IS THERE! *runs off*

LAVI: ...This guy's martyr complex rivals the Beansprout's.

*in the village*

BOOKMAN: How beautiful that stained glass is.

KRORY: Did you see anything unusual?

KID: Not until you came.

KRORY: Yes, I did. *smiles*

KID: We have a Beast at our house, please this way.

*at the house*

KID: Dad, these people came for the beast.

DAD: BEAST!

BEAST: Yeah?

EXORCISTS: AKUMA!

VILLAGERS: NOPE WE WON'T LET YOU HURT HIM HE'S A CINNAMON ROLL!

KRORY&BOOKMAN: True. *step back*

LAVI: But he's a killing machine!

VILLAGERS: We know better, we live with him!

LAVI: Whatever I'm killing it!

KRORY: NO YOU CAN'T LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO CUTE AND PURE! LIKE ELIADE!

LAVI: DUDE, WTF? IF WE DON'T KILL HIM NOW IT'LL BE TOO LATE WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN!

VILLAGER: GUUUYS! IT'S THE OTHER VILLAGE THIS TIME!

*in the other village*

BOOKMAN: It's Akuma attack.

LAVI: What was I saying? Let's kill it! But noooo! You know better than someone in the trade for years!

EVERYONE: Shut your face.

*back in the original village*

LAVI: Where was the Akuma yesterday?

VILLAGER: It was working with us until sunset, then went to sleep in the shed. Now sod off.

LAVI: Rude.

KRORY: HOW CAN YOU SUSPECT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. I'LL PROVE IT!

*in the evening*

LAVI: Ok, the villagers decided to keep watch, while we watch the perimeters, you folow the Akuma, Toma and hope not to get killed since unlike us you can't protect yourself.

TOMATO: Gee thanks. *follows the Akuma anyways*

*at the shed*

AKUMA: WHEN WILL YOU BE WHERE THE BLOODLUST STRIKES? *sets off to annihilate another village*

KRORY&BOOKMAN: Ooops.

LAVI: THERE'S A WOMAN STUCK UNDER THE BURNING DEBRIS! DON'T WORRY, I'M HOTTER THAN ANY FIRE SO IMMA GONNA TOUCH THESE FLAMES.

*shadows shift*

KRORY: THERE! *runs after it*

LAVI: WAIT! *drops woman*

KRORY: *reaches Akuma* FIGHT ME!

*moonlight reveals the crybaby Akuma*

KRORY: SHIT! *gets rekt*

*next day*

VILLAGERS: *move the stained glass*

LAVI: So how did it go?

TOMATO: Apparently it spent the night in the shed, but I didn't bother looking inside.

KRORY: *stares ahead depressed*

VILLAGERS: *drop the bass and with that the stained glass*

BOOKMAN: Figured it was too peaceful.

*more Akuma arrive, Lavi and Bookman fights them*

CRYBABY AKUMA: *goes wild*

KRORY: *finally notices the wound he inflicted* Hmm, it wasn't there while I looked ahead depressed. Oh well. *saves the children from getting killed* Your lord and saviour is here! Why did you betray these brats? Not that I wouldn't but I'm curious for your reasons.

LAVI: *pushes Akuma away from Krory* That's his nature. It's all been a very poor act you guys didn't notice even when I kept pointing it out. Don't forget to say sorry for all the OCs that were killed.

KRORY: NO! IT CAN'T BE! THERE ARE GOOD AKUMA! *gets hit numerous times* Ok, maybe not.

LAVI: You moron! *joins but misses the hit* Shit! The villagers are totally defenceless! It's not like I could strike again or have the old man do it! Poor OCs (not) will all die! (Hell yeah, you little shits are annoying as hell, bye.)

KRORY: I WILL SAVE THEM ALL! *destroys Akuma*

KIDS: NO, THE BEAST! IT'S NOT LIKE HE TRIED TO KILL US TWO SECONDS AGO! GIVE HIM BACK

DAD: Enough. Leave.

KRORY: *le gasp*

LAVI: Told ya.

END OF 28TH NIGHT