Whoa, I haven't realised so much time has passed. Oh wait, I know why, watching fillers feel like torture. Thank you Kittenanimegirl13 and Elyan White for reviewing, it always brings smile to my face.
28th Night - Fuck facts, we'll do whatever the fuck we want
KRORY: FINALLY~! I GET TO HAVE SOME SCREENTIME TOO~!
TOMATO: Why the fuck do I have to be here again? Are we so low of anime staff that I have to pop up every single time? *to Krory* Could you stop being so gay?
KRORY: Nope.
TOMATO: *sigh* You're gonna attrack the bears.
KRORY: You mean to say...
TOMATO: No. Don't you fucking dare-
KRORY: that they'll come for me?
TOMATO: *dying whisper* Why? This is the worst.
WILD LAVI&BOOKMAN: *appear*
TOMATO: *looks into the camera like in office*
KRORY: Apparently people have gone missing. And I came to help. I'll solve this case and get my own worshippers!
LAVI: *inhales*
KRORY: THE VILLAGE IS THERE! *runs off*
LAVI: ...This guy's martyr complex rivals the Beansprout's.
*in the village*
BOOKMAN: How beautiful that stained glass is.
KRORY: Did you see anything unusual?
KID: Not until you came.
KRORY: Yes, I did. *smiles*
KID: We have a Beast at our house, please this way.
*at the house*
KID: Dad, these people came for the beast.
DAD: BEAST!
BEAST: Yeah?
EXORCISTS: AKUMA!
VILLAGERS: NOPE WE WON'T LET YOU HURT HIM HE'S A CINNAMON ROLL!
KRORY&BOOKMAN: True. *step back*
LAVI: But he's a killing machine!
VILLAGERS: We know better, we live with him!
LAVI: Whatever I'm killing it!
KRORY: NO YOU CAN'T LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO CUTE AND PURE! LIKE ELIADE!
LAVI: DUDE, WTF? IF WE DON'T KILL HIM NOW IT'LL BE TOO LATE WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN!
VILLAGER: GUUUYS! IT'S THE OTHER VILLAGE THIS TIME!
*in the other village*
BOOKMAN: It's Akuma attack.
LAVI: What was I saying? Let's kill it! But noooo! You know better than someone in the trade for years!
EVERYONE: Shut your face.
*back in the original village*
LAVI: Where was the Akuma yesterday?
VILLAGER: It was working with us until sunset, then went to sleep in the shed. Now sod off.
LAVI: Rude.
KRORY: HOW CAN YOU SUSPECT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. I'LL PROVE IT!
*in the evening*
LAVI: Ok, the villagers decided to keep watch, while we watch the perimeters, you folow the Akuma, Toma and hope not to get killed since unlike us you can't protect yourself.
TOMATO: Gee thanks. *follows the Akuma anyways*
*at the shed*
AKUMA: WHEN WILL YOU BE WHERE THE BLOODLUST STRIKES? *sets off to annihilate another village*
KRORY&BOOKMAN: Ooops.
LAVI: THERE'S A WOMAN STUCK UNDER THE BURNING DEBRIS! DON'T WORRY, I'M HOTTER THAN ANY FIRE SO IMMA GONNA TOUCH THESE FLAMES.
*shadows shift*
KRORY: THERE! *runs after it*
LAVI: WAIT! *drops woman*
KRORY: *reaches Akuma* FIGHT ME!
*moonlight reveals the crybaby Akuma*
KRORY: SHIT! *gets rekt*
*next day*
VILLAGERS: *move the stained glass*
LAVI: So how did it go?
TOMATO: Apparently it spent the night in the shed, but I didn't bother looking inside.
KRORY: *stares ahead depressed*
VILLAGERS: *drop the bass and with that the stained glass*
BOOKMAN: Figured it was too peaceful.
*more Akuma arrive, Lavi and Bookman fights them*
CRYBABY AKUMA: *goes wild*
KRORY: *finally notices the wound he inflicted* Hmm, it wasn't there while I looked ahead depressed. Oh well. *saves the children from getting killed* Your lord and saviour is here! Why did you betray these brats? Not that I wouldn't but I'm curious for your reasons.
LAVI: *pushes Akuma away from Krory* That's his nature. It's all been a very poor act you guys didn't notice even when I kept pointing it out. Don't forget to say sorry for all the OCs that were killed.
KRORY: NO! IT CAN'T BE! THERE ARE GOOD AKUMA! *gets hit numerous times* Ok, maybe not.
LAVI: You moron! *joins but misses the hit* Shit! The villagers are totally defenceless! It's not like I could strike again or have the old man do it! Poor OCs (not) will all die! (Hell yeah, you little shits are annoying as hell, bye.)
KRORY: I WILL SAVE THEM ALL! *destroys Akuma*
KIDS: NO, THE BEAST! IT'S NOT LIKE HE TRIED TO KILL US TWO SECONDS AGO! GIVE HIM BACK
DAD: Enough. Leave.
KRORY: *le gasp*
LAVI: Told ya.
END OF 28TH NIGHT
