This is basically a short song-parody scene here, with the song itself something I wrote a year ago or so. I feel now is as good a time for it to be posted. Song link here to be played when the lyrics actually appear: youtube . com/watch?v=WGj63k6eNws (Or search it - Road Trippin' by Red Hot Chilli Peppers).
Miror B stepped out of the tower, nodded to the few police officers standing guard over the unconscious Cipher agents, and continued down the path from the entrance, radio in hand blazing his memorable salsa tune for all to hear. His Ludicolo followed him in a Congo line with the lead duck spraying a wet breeze from its beak so that the disco man had a nice cool breeze to enjoy rather than a hot dry one.
He sighed as he danced on, content with how things had finished up. He even appeared after the mayor and Nascour had been arrested and removed, along with the other defeated Cipher agents at the top of Realgam Tower, and performed a show for the audience of his own. Granted, he hadn't asked for permission but nobody had seemed to mind.
I am a touch disappointed that they didn't want to join me, but oh well; I'll dance my own groove for a while, Miror B thought to himself. Both Silva and Skrub had declined his offer to teach them how to dance if they joined his posse; it didn't seem that many people wanted to join him but he figured that they probably had other commitments instead. Why did nobody else realise how much fun dancing could be though? If Ein hadn't been arrested I would ask him to make me another radio that made people dance...
"Hey, boss!" someone called. Miror B turned and grinned.
"Folly and Trudly!" he yelled back and waved. "Where have you boys been? I haven't seen you since... well, since I told you to capture Wes and Rui weeks ago in Phenac," he mused.
"Uh, yeah, you're right," Folly said sheepishly and tugged at his shirt. "We got... lost?"
"Oh well," Miror B said, tossing the radio to him. "At any rate you're back!"
"Yeah," said Trudly as Folly looked at the radio. "Sherles told us you'll be here, so-"
"You know, I think this calls for a song!" Miror B continued as he pulled out a piece of paper from his hair and threw it at his assistant, incorporating the actions into a dance. "Hurry up and get singing, you two! We have things to plan!"
"...Well, at least he's happy," Folly said, examining the tape and showing it to Trudly before he put it back in and hit play.
"Ah, that song," Trudly nodded as he examined the paper. "He likes changing up those lyrics, doesn't he?" he asked quietly as a guitar began to play from the radio. Miror B began to sing a moment later.
Road trippin' with my two favourite allies,
Fully loaded we got music and jive,
It's time to leave this town,
It's time to dance away,
Let's go get lost,
Anywhere with a dancing stage.
Acquainted with the song, Folly and Trudly took over with the chorus.
Let's go get bossed,
Let's go get bossed...
Red you sit so pretty west of the white,
Sparkling afro with yellow suiting,
Just a Miror for the B,
Just a Miror for the B.
Just a Miror for the B...
All these Ludi's are just a Miror for…
Miror B took over again for the verse and so the three continued to interchange roles as they danced into the sunset, with the four Ludicolo following Miror B, shaking their maracas to the tune happily.
So much has come before those battles lost and won,
This life is shining in a disco ball of fun,
Now let us check that hair,
Get rid of Orre that sand!
Keeping that afro clean's
More trouble than it's worth,
With Miror B,
Just a Miror for the B.
Just a Miror for the B...
All these Ludi's are just a Miror for…
In Pyrite we'll take some time to groove on,
We three hunky dorys will get Team Miror on!
Now let us drink the stars,
It's time to dance away,
Let's go get lost,
Anywhere with a dancing stage,
Let's go get bossed,
Let's go get bossed...
Red you sit so pretty west of the white,
Sparkle afro with yellow suiting
Just a Miror for the B.
Just a Miror for the B.
Just a Miror for the B...
All these Ludi's are just a Miror for…
All these Ludi's are just a Miror for…
All your Ludi's are just a Miror for…
