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Prank Day
So this chap was an idea from BossBot97, Thank You!
~~...~~ is a story being told
I hope you all like this chap, I've been super tired this whole week so I'm not up to par with my writing skills. Either way I hope you enjoy it!
Monday: 0700 hours, AUTOBOT FRAT HOUSE,
Ratchet walked in through the door and slammed it behind himself. He had, had one of 'the' worst days in the history of his whole life. The medic/teacher sat down on the couch and pinched the bridge of his nose, never again would he leave his classroom for a mere two minutes.
Optimus walked down to the living room when he heard the door slam and saw Ratchet leaned over and pinching his nose. By the looks of it he was ready to just end the day.
"What is the matter Old Friend?" Optimus asked sitting down in one of the chairs across from the couch.
"Today was just a very bad day." Ratchet answered looking up to his leader.
"Would you care to explain?"
"Must I?"
"It was just a suggestion."
"I'll just spare you the curiosity." Ratchet said not really wanting to have Optimus ask him later, not like he would but.. "I walked down to my classroom...
Ratchet entered his classroom. Everything seemed normal, students were conversing with one another not even paying attention to him setting up his organized chaotic desk, at least that was what he thought. After a tiring yawn the former Autobot medic decided that a coffee would do him good to help him stay awake for the day. He looked around cautiously feeling that something was up, he just couldn't place it, but the feeling subsided and he walked out of the room intent on getting the caffeinated drink.
"Morning Ratchet." He looked behind him to see Rachel coming into the teachers lounge and put a bag into the fridge.
"Good Morning Rachel." He said back taking his cup of coffee. "Are you ready for todays lesson."
"As I'll ever be, didn't get the best rest last night."
"I am sorry to hear that, just try and be up on your feet today."
"Will do." He nodded at her and walked out of the lounge headed back to his classroom, completely oblivious to what had been going on in there.
"Morning class." he said not looking at the students but at the files that stood before him. They were of new students that had just entered into his class.
When he looked up he saw a few of the students grabbing out there notebooks, while others just sat there doing nothing, including a certain Decepticon medic, who of course was asleep in his chair. Ratchet picked up a dulled pencil and flicked it towards Knockout hitting him square in the head. The younger medic jerked up and looked around to see he other students snickering and whispering at him. "Knockout, I would suggest listening to my lectures, you might actually learn to rebuild something rather than know how to take it apart." The class burst into laughter and the red haired man glared at all of them.
Ratchet talked for about thirty minutes, watching as his students wrote down notes and flipped through previous pages. When he stopped talking he checked the time and then his papers to see what he was going to go into next. But before he could speak again his phone rang, in a very embarrassing tone.
{Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style} Ratchet grabbed his phone and tried to silence it but it was locked, and he wasn't the one who locked it! {Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare} He tried every passcode he could until the phone said that it was disabled for one minute. {Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!} His threw his phone onto his chair and sat down on it looking to see all of his students in a roar of laughter, including Knockout. When the ringing stopped he took his phone and stuffed it into his bag grumbling the whole time about how when he found who did this he was going to get them into a load of trouble.
After a few more minutes of lecturing he turned to his whiteboard and picked up the only marker there was, but he could of sworn he had more than that. He then started to write on the board about the different parts of the anatomy.
"Is that understandable now Mr. Clancy." He asked turning back to face the students. A girl raised her hand and he pointed to her.
"Mr. Ratchet, sir, you wrote it down but it didn't show up." He looked to the board and sure enough, the information he had written down was no where to be seen, not even a dry marker print. He tried to write again getting the information to show up this time, but a few seconds late it disappeared. He growled a bit and forced the marker down onto the whiteboard, but in the process he shoved the tip into the tube. Ratchet looked back to see that a few of the students were snickering at his predicament. He sighed deeply and sat down in his chair.
"Moving on." He said leaning back in his chair for a bit of rest, a big mistake in his part. "Now, I would..." he tried to sit up but was stuck. "I would like." Again, but he just got the same result. "I would like to talk about." He growled a bit at his predicament trying to figure out what was the matter with his chair. "I would like to talk about the different... Alright who's idea was this of a joke?" He looked to the crowd of students and saw that they were all quiet and trying to hold back miniature laughs. "Knockout." The Decepticon medic turned his head towards Ratchet with question lacing his face. "I want to see you after class."
"Bu-"
"No excuses." The red haired man sunk in his seat from the 'Oooh your in trouble' looks he was getting from the other students.
After class was over Rachel used a pair of scissors to cut Ratchet's shirt from the back of the chair, when she was done Knockout folded his arms and glared at his 'teacher'.
"Thank you Rachel." His helper nodded and grabbed her purse before walking out of the room. "What idea of a joke was that!?" He asked standing up and slamming his palms onto the table.
"What do mean?" Knockout questioned back as if he didn't know what the Autobot medic was asking.
"I mean the pranks you pulled on me today, I know were human, and our rivalries have not subsided, but I am your teacher, and if you disrespect me like that again I will get you kicked out."
"Me!? I didn't pull those pranks, it was the Clancy kid." Knockout retorted offended at the accusation. "I may hate the living daylights out of you but do you know what Megatron would do to me if I got myself kicked out!? I wouldn't live to see tomorrow." Ratchet raised a brow at the mans words. "Anyways the glue the kid used would ruin my nails, I just got them buffed you know." Knockout raised a hand to show his nails that looked too clean to me a mans.
"How can I trust you?"
"Well you could start with the surveillance cameras that are positioned out in the hall. I'm sure you'll see Clancy bragging about his funny pranks he was going to pull on you."
"Fine, but if I see that you were involved in any way, shape, or form I'm coming after you first." Knockout picked up his backpack and glared at Ratchet.~~
"It's your grave you're digging."
"And with that he walked out of my classroom." Ratchet said finishing his story. He took in a deep breath and sighed.
"I am sorry you went through that old friend."
"It's fine, but when I get my hands on that-"
"You know violence is what we try to stay away from." Optimus said authority now filling his voice.
"I know Optimus, I just need a break." Ratchet got up from the couch and walked to his room without another word.
Again I hope it was good, sorry if the pranks were kinda dull, I didn't really know what to do.
Please Review, Constructive Criticism Welcomed, if needed. I will be getting the Party Chapter out soon, I'm hoping this weekend, if I get it written. I want to thank all who have Favorited, Followed, and Reviewed my story, it's awesome and helps keep me motivated to write the rest!
