Hello all! Welcome to another chapter of Avengers and Videogames! I'd like to thank you all immensely for supporting my Avengers fanfictions! I really appreciate you taking the time to read, review, follow, and favourite! You guys are awesome!
Anyways, this time, the gang play:
Animal Crossing: Sweet Day
I watched Smosh's Gamebang of this, and thought it would make for some good small balls jokes.
Enjoy! :D
Whoever can list all the references, gets a cyber cookie with their name on in icing!
If I laughed, if I, the author laughed at this...is that bad? o_o
After the horrors of real life Amnesia: The Dark Descent, the gang re-assembled in the lounge, all wearing rainbow pyjamas in their signature shades. They all sat down, and Tony set up the game he'd just bought: Animal Crossing: Sweet Day. As Tony got it sorted, Clint and Loki, who were sat either side of Steve, burst into song.
"TODAYYYYY WE DECIDE TO FIGHT!" Loki sang.
"FOR THE RIGHTTSSSS OF SMALLL BALLS!" Clint bellowed.
Tony screeched with laughter. He and Bruce fell off of their 'science sofa'.
"THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US!" Loki got up.
"SMALL BALLS!" Clint also stood tall.
"IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!" the two sang.
"WELL MAYBE.." Loki chuckled.
"YOU'LL GET TEASED NOW…" Clint started dancing.
"OH BECAUSEEEE." Loki's voice went high.
"BABY WHEN YOUR MAN HAS…" Clint started.
By this point Steve was purple with embarrassment, and everyone else was choking on laughter.
"SMALL BALLS OH WE KNOW IT'S HARD!" Loki winked suggestively as he and Clint danced.
"SO FIGHT!" they both sang.
"FOR THE RIGHTS!" Clint bellowed from the very pit of his being.
"OF SMAAAAALLL BALLS!" Tony and Bruce stood up and shouted with Loki and Clint.
If one could die of laughter, everyone except Steve would have died that day. Steve had to restrain himself from punching them all, so he grasped his shield, and held on tightly, a look of pure anger in his eyes. The game started up. Being the kings of balls jokes, Tony, Clint, and Loki elected to go first.
"I want a go!" Thor pouted.
"I realise you have made a decision." Loki put on his Director Fury voice. "But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
Everyone laughed and high-fived Loki, except Steve, who was practically radiating anger. They chose their characters. Loki was his Mii Character in a frog outfit. Tony's character wore a chipmunk outfit, and Clint's character had an elephant outfit. Behind them were the two Animal Crossing gate guards, one wielding a fork, the other wielding a knife. Steve was holding the WiiU tablet, so he was in control of the guards.
"What is the aim of this game?" Thor enquired.
"To collect candy BALLS." Loki emphasized the word balls.
"Yep, gotta catch 'em all!" Clint sang.
"'Cos Steve has such small balls!" Loki sang.
Steve was unamused. Everyone else gulped and returned their attention to the game. As the game started, Clint and Tony distracted the guards, whilst Loki ran around collecting the balls. However, Steve realised their plan, and went after Loki. The trickster's character's head was almost full of the candy balls. However, Steve launched one of the guards at him. Loki shrieked, and lost ten balls.
"NO! I HAVE LOST THE BALLS!" Loki cried, then smirked. "FORGIVE ME STEVE! YOU SHALL HAVE NO BALLS STILL!"
"A day may come when Steve gains balls…" Tony started.
"But it is not this day…" Clint proclaimed dramatically.
"RIGHT! THAT'S IT!" Steve bellowed. He enlisted the help of Bruce, and soon his characters were hacked to be faster.
He zoomed around the game, running between trees and houses as he charged after his teasers. He would show them who had the small balls in this team.
"BALLS!" Loki cursed.
They needed only to collect five more candy balls before they won, but they had a mere one life left.
And Steve was gaining on them.
Tony hacked it so his character fought Steve, whilst Clint and Loki headed for the nearest candy ball tree, to unlock it.
The tree was halfway to losing the candy.
Tony's character fell.
Then Clint's.
Loki charged, and dived for the last candy, at the same time Steve's characters launched at the trickster's frog-dressed character.
Time passed in slow motion.
But Loki got the final candy ball.
As 'WINNER' appeared on screen above Tony, Clint, and Loki's characters, the three leapt to their feet, dancing around and cheering, everyone else cheering them on.
"WE GOT THE BALLS!" Loki cheered.
"THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!" Tony caught on.
"STEVE'S GOT THEM BACK!" Clint crowed.
"IT'S ELECTRIFYING!" Tony screeched.
"BUT WAIT GUYS…" Loki started.
"WHAT?" everyone asked, even Steve.
"HE NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Loki cried, tears streaming down his face with laughter.
"THAT'S IT YOU FUCKERS!" Steve shouted, grabbing his shield.
The evening ended with three very scared men running out screaming 'BALLS!' with an angry Captain America chasing after them.
Natasha sighed.
What were they doing with their lives!?
