Disclaimer: I hate running and my acrobatic expertise is limited to shoulder rolls, so I definitely don't own parkour, but if I did you would be required to shout it while you did it.
"Why does the money always come before the people?"
Because money doesn't die or double-cross or disappoint. Cash only lies when it's counterfeit. Loot only leaves when it's spent or stolen. Or given away these days, but she really tries not to think about that much. And she can always, always, always steal more. Money doesn't judge or try to change her or ask about her angry place and it's always where she can get it. People aren't like that. But money can't make fun plans or teach fun things or protect or cook or sing or listen. And it definitely can't kiss back. But it still smells best!
From The (Very Big) Bird Job
