Deciding what's an omake and what's not's getting annoying, so just consider everything but the specials a normal chapter. I'm ditching the theme naming 'cause it's being a pain in the butt. :L
Also, I've recently started a Naruto yokai!AU fic, but this is still my top priority! ;^;
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Chapter 28: Rumors
Lisa stared at Megumi incredulously, eyes wide and sandwich forgotten. "Seriously?"
The other girl sighed, taking a bite out of her rice ball. "Yup."
Kanna poked at her onigiri with her chopsticks, nodding absently. Her lunch was far more interesting than a discussion of the latest idiotic rumor, apparently. "Seaweed is the food of the devil…"
"But why? In the name of all that is holy, why would anyone believe Hibari I will bite you to death Kyoya wouldn't hit girls?!" Naomi demanded in exasperated disbelief, flailing. "I'm both a girl and his little sister, and it took his mega moe crush giving him a talking to before he stopped beating the living daylights out of me whenever I did something that bothered him! Even Namiko isn't this stupid!"
"It's probably a combination of how he's a bit more lenient lately and how girls are passive-aggressive instead of out-right violent most of the time, giving him less opportunities to hurt them." Megumi theorized. "He's fought with Upperclasswoman Adelheid before, though, and doesn't hesitate to go at it with Chrome whenever she provokes him," (Which is more often than you might think; the younger Fujiko sister didn't dub her Female Pineapple Guy for nothing, you know.) "So it's still pretty dumb."
"Quite frankly, I'd be insulted if he didn't hit girls. No gender is better than another!"
"Naomi, you're not a super hero. Sit down." the blond deadpanned.
"Uh, right… Sorry…" The Japanese complied, scratching the back of her head sheepishly.
"There's also the rumor of Gokudera being the illegitimate child of a rich guy." Kanna piped up, not taking her eyes off her now taken apart sushi.
"And the one about Yamamoto's dad being some kinda swordsman…" The twintailed girl sighed forlornly at the thought of her crush; she realized she had no chance with the future Vongola Rain Guardian after paying a bit more attention to how he looks at Decimo, leaving the taste of bitter irony in her mouth.
The most energetic of the four deadpanned at the others. "Enma and Tsuna being mafia bosses is more likely than that. Go home, guys. You're drunk."
"Come to think of it, there have been some scary people hanging around Sawada…" Megumi shivered at the memory of the Hibari-like boy she'd met at the moe blob's house. "And a lot of weird people seem to like him an awful lot…"
The shortest-haired member of the group finally turned her attention to the others. "Have you guys ever heard of Vongola? Because I met a baby the other day saying Sawada's the next heir."
(And all throughout this exchange, Lisa was trying very hard not to burst out laughing. Manically.)
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Because everyone knows girl talk consists of discussing whether or not Bambi in human form is a mafia boss. XD
